Topics in this episode: Howard Dean wants Dems to not drag out the primaries, Jeremiah Wright's new mansion, the earth no longer warming, and Ashlee Simpson's admission. Click "play" on the video to the right to watch.
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Good job again, Jodi! The
April 1, 2008 - 07:43 ET by NewsbusterbrownGood job again, Jodi!
The joke that made me laugh the loudest was the Dan Rather one.
Don't Drag it Out
April 1, 2008 - 07:54 ET by allanfDean has me confused. I thought the purpose of the nominating convention was to select the nominee. Isn't that where differences need to be resolved?
Clinton is almost obliged to force a credentials fight over Florida and Michigan. She won Florida by 300,000 votes and 1.7 million Democrats voted in Florida.
This is not something that lends itself easily to stage managing or super delegates declaring their allegence by July 1st. They may declare, but these folks have all the sticking power of politicans.
Clinton will be very close in "elected" delegates and popular vote. Pundit hype aside, the race will come down to convention management and who makes the better case to the delegates.
This just in...from last Wednesday...
April 1, 2008 - 09:40 ET by SyriusARLINGTON, VA—Newsbusted anchorwoman Jodi Miller accidentally revealed her annual salary on-air Wednesday in a WTTG-5 FoxNews At 10 segment on the increasing costs of attending a four-year college."Gosh, it seems like people everywhere are trying to do more with
less," Miller remarked to anchor Brian Bolter, referring to a
family interviewed in the report."Take it from me, it's no picnic
sending two kids to private school when you're only making $340,000. And
that's before taxes." After the broadcast, Newsbusters.org and the Media Research Center were inundated with resumes from unemployed Virginians, all emphasizing the fact that
they, too, possess faces and can read aloud.
Keep up the good work, Jodi!
Syrius
Yes, we all know it's April
April 1, 2008 - 10:09 ET by NewsbusterbrownYes, we all know it's April 1.
Thwarted!
April 1, 2008 - 10:16 ET by SyriusIt's going to be a fun day on Newsbusters today!!!!
Comic relief for the syrius mind!!!!
Fun, fun, fun!!!!
Syrius
come on Syrius
April 1, 2008 - 11:06 ET by candanceThat joke was pretty transparent. You're gonna have to do better to fool us.
Correct!
April 1, 2008 - 11:25 ET by SyriusCandance,
It was supposed to be transparent. It's too hard to fool the fooled.
Syrius
I really enjoyed this
April 1, 2008 - 12:11 ET by bigtimerI really enjoyed this episode...for me it is one of the best....
Loved the Rather reference...
Purple Heart nomination by Kerry is rich...
algore finding a real job....we couldn't be so lucky...
Hill pinned down by sniper fire....
Priceless!
Jodi excellent as always...
Once again, thanks for the laughter....I'm passing this one on to my pals...
Btw...I see already the little lefties with zilch for humor are at it again on the responses...if I get time later I may have some fun with a few...poor babies.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Newsbusted
April 1, 2008 - 17:07 ET by bigtimerHey anybody with a little time on their hands later ought to go read the posts from the leftists on Youtube on this video today...amusing...to say the least and to put it politely...anybody have the time show our support for Newsbusted...plus rate the comments ect...I just had a little bit of fun myself catching up.
Just a thought.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Hi bt, I'm over on youtube a few times, Gettin whammed by
April 1, 2008 - 17:19 ET by upcountrywaterlameos is par for the course.
<gaia/love>SAVVVE The Whales N' Earth; conserve N' recycle !
IranianUranium<sleep>New/Infrastructure/repair?/ROFLMAO
upc...LOL...I think I'm
April 1, 2008 - 17:27 ET by bigtimerupc...LOL...I think I'm pretty sure I just saw some of your retorts to a few of the twiddlin' twits....I'm still chucklin' here....
I just responded to one of them, sure I will be hearing back soon...wished I had more time on this thing, I only have about half my work done now as it is.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Newsbusted keeps getting better!
April 1, 2008 - 21:54 ET by Free StinkerNewsbusted keeps getting better!
. . . although I miss Jodi's smirk ;-)
Pledge to not support RINOs ever again!
. . . although I miss
April 1, 2008 - 22:01 ET by bigtimer. . . although I miss Jodi's smirk
So do I.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill
Question Re: Wright's new digs
April 1, 2008 - 22:15 ET by DelsaWas his property paid for by the church?
If so, as church property, is it or will it be considered a Tax Exempt property?
Evening Delsa... I know
April 1, 2008 - 22:28 ET by bigtimerEvening Delsa...
I know that the IRS is looking into a lot about Wright and the Church...I hope it is a real thorough investigation and we hear the truth if there is any to be found...unlike the Jesse Jackson Rainbow/Push BS that nothing was done about...ever.
"Never murder your opponent when he is committing suicide." ~ W. Churchill