Aye, a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Proving the evolutionary process, scientists have released a rare photograph of a single celled organism evolving into a penquin.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Meredith Vierra, co-host of the Today show, died today after being eaten alive by a giant penguin on national television. The penguin was later found dead, apparently from food poisoning.
For those of you who have often wondered, "Just how does a penquin poop?", this rare footage captured by our "Artic-Cam" will answer that age-old question. Caution, not for the squemish at heart.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Picky, picky :-) ... Artic, Arctic, Anarctic, continental, contiguous... these terms are all synonomous... if only I were a democrat, the MSM would set you straight by telling you what I "really" meant to say. Waahh... CA's picking on me... mommy!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Scientists in America have announced the creation of the latest transgenic life form. Also known as a chimera, the new PengGwen hybrid, pictured above, will be used to study the effects of Global Cooling on human and animal populations.
Hoping to capitalize on the tremendous success of the staged "drowning polar bear" photo, NBC's Today show get's busted while trying to stage a "drowning penguin" photo.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
A rogue penguin, upset and angry about Human cause global warming, attacks Merideth Vieira while she was swimming between segments of her TV news cast.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
A penguin attempts to eat the head of Meredith Vieira, but soon spits it out due to the lack of any substance in her head.
Pimping for the movie Jaws III – The attack of the giant penguin, Meredith Vieira screams for Richard Dryfus to help her. Dryfus, unfortunately, is sleeping on a sewer grate next to 'make believe president' Martin Sheen.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Throw her a friggin' fish already, for cripes sake!
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
As if it wasn't "cold" enough in those waters ... LMAO!
Re: Your tagline ... Me TOO! ... Over 10 yrs. "sober" !!!
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
Meredith forgets to take her 'Beano' after a segment on chili eating, and rips a powerful methane blast underwater while swimming - causing the water to churn and rip apart a penguin swimming nearby.
Hah! Uh, excuse me Ms Viera, you're gonna need to buy a carbon offset for that.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
After years of studying how to disable all of mankind's methods of making war, the invaders from a planet light-years away came up from their underwater bases around the world.
Hideous creatures with four eyes and two mouths and an insatiable appetite for the flesh of the common working man.
Arggg, so there I was, sailing the seven seas when what did I spot from the crows nest?
A sight I have never see lads, tis the sight of a two headed monster it was! I’m telling you, I started to take out the harpoons when it spoke to me..
“what did the monster say”??
It said: go get Obama, only he can save me!
“what did you do”??
I took this picture and let it drown. I was thinking I could sell the picture to the green people showing global warming, and how it killed the two headed monster.. or the national enquirer showing a penguin crapping the biggest turd in the world.
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
Taking their cue from Jesus Christ, who suffered on the cross, under a crown of thorns, environmentalists have Meredith Vieira suffer on national T.V. under a cute, fuzzy penguin hat.
Had Christ worn the hat perhaps he would've been known as a stand up comic instead of the savior. On the other hand Meredith would be known as the clown of thorns.
The religion of AGW will kill because it forces clowns, like Meredith, to take risks that could actually stop their heart.
I want to buy a hybrid car, not because of myths, or because of high fuel prices, but, because I don't like putting my eggs into one basket; not to mention, I don't like being dependent on hate filled creeps around the globe. However, I'll need a bumper sticker that says I'm not a liberal and I'm not a dolt ... perhaps this picture will work.
Tonight, on "Battle of the Faux-Religion Zealots", watch as the devout followers of Global Warming, Barack Obama, and Ron Paul square off in a grueling physical and mental competition to see which grouup will be the biggest faux-religion douchebags of 2008! That's "Battle of the Faux-Religion Zealots", tonight at 8, only on NBC!
I'm sorry PB, but that's just waayy over the top. No way is she a "news" head. Propaganda head maybe. DNC talking point head, yes. But definitely NOT a news head.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
History Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc from what I have read. But, I dont, have not, heard any plans about upcoming tours etc. have you?
Virus causes victim to morph into animal of equivalent intellect.
Islamo-fascists morph into HAMsters.
Do I get murdered now for making a joke? Maybe burning a few hundred cars and schools is in order? But we dare not mention the word "Islam" in a critical way - because then Muslims might get mad at us.
Where is the Academy Award for Theo Van Gogh, who was murdered by an Islamo-fascist thug for exercising free speech?
Guess Hollywood feels much safer criticizing the "fascist" George Bush - who surprisingly tolerates and even encourages all forms of free speech.
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my momma
February 29, 2008 - 16:49 ET by bigpapaalways said "stupid is as stupid does",,,,
and that's all I have to say about that
Exactly!!!
March 2, 2008 - 21:30 ET by PrairieSkyRemember the old saying, "A picture is worth a thousand words"???
Holy Cow!!! I thought you
February 29, 2008 - 16:52 ET by motherbeltHoly Cow!!! I thought you said because of Global Warming the water was as warm as the Carribbean!!!
Meredith -
February 29, 2008 - 16:50 ET by robertjacobBird Brain.
Clearly, proof that
February 29, 2008 - 16:53 ET by Lord ElicaniClearly, proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet?
Meredith the Penguin
February 29, 2008 - 16:55 ET by CarlosS"Wee!, now that I'm a penguin my carbon footprint is tiny!!"
CBS Head Anchor job
February 29, 2008 - 16:56 ET by GothampcCBS Head Anchor job, Here I come
this technique for water
February 29, 2008 - 16:55 ET by Burgherthis technique for water boarding , approved by democratic leaders, includes a funny stuffed animal stuck to your head to minimize the humiliation
Photographic proof
February 29, 2008 - 16:57 ET by kimschof the existence of the Lake Champlain Monster, fondly known as "Champ"
Aye, a creature so foul, so
February 29, 2008 - 17:20 ET by JerryAye, a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
tis
February 29, 2008 - 18:00 ET by kimschtwo headed as well, or at least, two faced...
kimsch
Vicious
March 1, 2008 - 10:35 ET by pbanks7And a mean streak a mile wide!
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Proving the evolutionary
February 29, 2008 - 17:04 ET by JerryProving the evolutionary process, scientists have released a rare photograph of a single celled organism evolving into a penquin.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Meredith Vierra
February 29, 2008 - 17:06 ET by harnessgMeredith Vierra, co-host of the Today show, died today after being eaten alive by a giant penguin on national television. The penguin was later found dead, apparently from food poisoning.
»→ Viera
February 29, 2008 - 17:08 ET by Cool ArrowBarack! Look at me! I'm in the tank too!
♣ a seal
For those of you who have
February 29, 2008 - 17:12 ET by JerryFor those of you who have often wondered, "Just how does a penquin poop?", this rare footage captured by our "Artic-Cam" will answer that age-old question. Caution, not for the squemish at heart.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
»→ Jerry
February 29, 2008 - 17:16 ET by Cool ArrowAre penguins migrating to tha Arctic.
I knew about the BiPolar bears illegally immigrating to the Antarctic (just doing jobs penguins won't do), but was unaware of the penguin backlash.
♣ a seal
Picky, picky :-) ... Artic,
February 29, 2008 - 17:27 ET by JerryPicky, picky :-) ... Artic, Arctic, Anarctic, continental, contiguous... these terms are all synonomous... if only I were a democrat, the MSM would set you straight by telling you what I "really" meant to say. Waahh... CA's picking on me... mommy!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"Help!!!"
February 29, 2008 - 17:18 ET by sarcasmoHelp!!! Someone call the cops!!!
"Tux" the Linux penguin is trying to hump the back of my head! And he's wearing a bow tie & a derby hat!!
JMR
A corruption-story the TV media will-not cover.
Yikes!
February 29, 2008 - 17:18 ET by Mica the MagnificentMeredith notices Rosie O'Donnell cannonballing in her direction wearing a whale hat.
»→ Chilly Willy
February 29, 2008 - 17:21 ET by Cool ArrowChilly Willy "gettin' busy"
♣ a seal
You are referring to the penquin, right?
March 1, 2008 - 17:41 ET by FastEdOtherwise, the "willy" part could be confusing.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Hungry
February 29, 2008 - 17:25 ET by ammo johnUsing a a dead penguin that was killed by dogs when 'rescued' by PETA, Meredith Viera lures other penguins into the MSM feeding frenzy.
Meredith shows off her "JAWS" imitation, eating a penguin ass first.
Tuxedo Penguin takes a huge dump that looks like a morning show host.
THE COLDEST WINTER IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE SINCE 1966 ...
February 29, 2008 - 17:27 ET by Crashand ... Penguins don't really march dummy!
Journalist at Work
February 29, 2008 - 17:26 ET by allanf"The Journalists of NBC News: Fairly Unbalanced - We Decide you Follow"
Thank you NB. A weekend
February 29, 2008 - 17:28 ET by Clear thinkerThank you NB.
A weekend without a picture of Hillary on your homepage is a good weekend!
"Abstain from McCain"
The state of Science in America
February 29, 2008 - 17:28 ET by CobraManScientists in America have announced the creation of the latest transgenic life form. Also known as a chimera, the new PengGwen hybrid, pictured above, will be used to study the effects of Global Cooling on human and animal populations.
Where are the Killer Whales
February 29, 2008 - 17:29 ET by bassndudeWhere are the Killer Whales when you need one?
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
Canadian scientist's cloning experiment goes hideously awry.
February 29, 2008 - 17:33 ET by R D HelmJohn McCain is a liberal. He said so himself.
Hoping to capitalize on the
February 29, 2008 - 17:34 ET by JerryHoping to capitalize on the tremendous success of the staged "drowning polar bear" photo, NBC's Today show get's busted while trying to stage a "drowning penguin" photo.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Meredith Vieira demonstrates
February 29, 2008 - 17:55 ET by the strugglerMeredith Vieira demonstrates what men should do if their erection lasts more than four hours.
Nature strikes back
February 29, 2008 - 17:56 ET by c5thenA rogue penguin, upset and angry about Human cause global warming, attacks Merideth Vieira while she was swimming between segments of her TV news cast.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
A penguin attempts to eat
February 29, 2008 - 18:12 ET by pocomocoA penguin attempts to eat the head of Meredith Vieira, but soon spits it out due to the lack of any substance in her head.
Pimping for the movie Jaws III – The attack of the giant penguin, Meredith Vieira screams for Richard Dryfus to help her. Dryfus, unfortunately, is sleeping on a sewer grate next to 'make believe president' Martin Sheen.
Oh, those empty
February 29, 2008 - 18:27 ET by JerryOh, those empty calories.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hey, Lauer!
February 29, 2008 - 17:59 ET by drillanwrThrow her a friggin' fish already, for cripes sake!
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
Food for thought
February 29, 2008 - 18:29 ET by nicksmith112http://i29.tinypic.c...
Circle of life...lol.
I'm a refugee from the Democratic Party.
nicksmith112
February 29, 2008 - 19:07 ET by drillanwrAs if it wasn't "cold" enough in those waters ... LMAO!
Re: Your tagline ... Me TOO! ... Over 10 yrs. "sober" !!!
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
Burgess MeredithDanny
February 29, 2008 - 19:20 ET by Chris NormanBurgess Meredith
Danny DeVito
and now,
Meredith Viera
Hmmm.
CN -
February 29, 2008 - 20:00 ET by drillanwrYou're a friggin' genius!
When you men get home and face an anti-war protestor, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend because she knows she’s dating a pussy… ~ Attributed to General Tommy Franks
Who Wants To Be A
February 29, 2008 - 19:19 ET by deerjerkydaveWho Wants To Be A Millionaire is forced to film underwater due to rising sea levels
(AP) - Lake Champlain, NY
February 29, 2008 - 19:19 ET by YahooWatcherA liberal takes a plunge is the icy waters of upstate New York's Lake Champlain to prove absolutely nothing.
Meridian
February 29, 2008 - 19:34 ET by Shooter1002Hey Barlin, look! Is that woman drowning?
That's that smart aleck woman on TV? From New York City, thinks she knows everything.
Yep, that's her.
Her name Meridian or Melody or Medea?
Something like that, I think.
She sure can make some wierd lookin faces.
Yep, wonder what all the screamin was about? And that silly hat?
Dunno. Showbiz I guess. I'm headin back to the cabin, its damn cold out here.
Don't forget the Beano
February 29, 2008 - 19:35 ET by Mica the MagnificentMeredith forgets to take her 'Beano' after a segment on chili eating, and rips a powerful methane blast underwater while swimming - causing the water to churn and rip apart a penguin swimming nearby.
Hah! Uh, excuse me Ms
February 29, 2008 - 20:07 ET by JerryHah! Uh, excuse me Ms Viera, you're gonna need to buy a carbon offset for that.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
The Invasion Begins
February 29, 2008 - 19:37 ET by Parker1227After years of studying how to disable all of mankind's methods of making war, the invaders from a planet light-years away came up from their underwater bases around the world.
Hideous creatures with four eyes and two mouths and an insatiable appetite for the flesh of the common working man.
The Obamacans!
(Insert Twilight Zone theme song here)
Where's the outrage?
February 29, 2008 - 19:51 ET by Chris NormanI'm waiting for the first liberal penguin newspaper to declare "outrage!" that a penguin was played by a white human...in "penguin face".
oh how i wiah there was a hungry shark behind her
February 29, 2008 - 19:53 ET by lunaticcringeradiothat is all
lunaticcringeradio
Riding the wave of "Happy Feet" and
February 29, 2008 - 20:03 ET by FastEd"Surf's Up", Meredith aduitions for "Sappy's Feat".
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Viera
February 29, 2008 - 20:58 ET by Cool ArrowDulcolax® for Penguins commercial
Doctor
February 29, 2008 - 21:00 ET by Cool ArrowDoctor, could you remove this cyst from my gut?
♣ a seal
Good things gone bad...
February 29, 2008 - 21:18 ET by VT Con ManI grew up on Lake Champlain. It just won't be the same now that a yammering ninny has wallowed around in it.
Damn liberals...
The vast right wing
February 29, 2008 - 21:23 ET by CrimsonfistedThe vast right wing conspiracy has its revenge. And revenge is a dish best served cold.
WhatAMaroon
It suddenly dawned on Meredeth ....
February 29, 2008 - 21:34 ET by Crashwarmer is good!
Her next stop ... stupid human tricks on Letterman. After which she's off to sunny Florida.
"Screw these birds ... they can't even fly!"
Sorry Meredith, it's Lake
February 29, 2008 - 21:37 ET by CrashSorry Meredith, it's Lake Champlain, not "late champaign."
Apparently, rumors of the
February 29, 2008 - 22:16 ET by Roger the ShrubberApparently, rumors of the Loch Ness Monster's demise were greatly exaggerated...
LOVE MEANS NEVER SURRENDERING TO ADULTHOOD
February 29, 2008 - 22:22 ET by RMROld liberals will try anything to hold on to their youth.
Must keep the hubby eyes from wandering, dont'cha know.
Didn't anyone have the
February 29, 2008 - 22:54 ET by CJK51Didn't anyone have the decency to hand her an anvil prior to her swim? Have some consideration, people!
Unable to hide the mounting
February 29, 2008 - 23:49 ET by Free StinkerUnable to hide the mounting evidence of Global Cooling, a Global Warming Alarmist pretends to be a penguin drowing in the melting Arctic ice.
Pledge to not support RINOs ever again!
OMG, These lines are too
March 1, 2008 - 02:04 ET by USA4freedomOMG,
These lines are too funny!
I could not sleep so I was looking at these lines and my wife from the next room yells: knock off the laughing, I’m trying to sleep..
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
Romney / Jendil 2012 (if,we survive)
Arggg, so there I was,
March 1, 2008 - 02:27 ET by USA4freedomArggg, so there I was, sailing the seven seas when what did I spot from the crows nest?
A sight I have never see lads, tis the sight of a two headed monster it was! I’m telling you, I started to take out the harpoons when it spoke to me..
“what did the monster say”??
It said: go get Obama, only he can save me!
“what did you do”??
I took this picture and let it drown. I was thinking I could sell the picture to the green people showing global warming, and how it killed the two headed monster.. or the national enquirer showing a penguin crapping the biggest turd in the world.
Ronald Reagan, 1962: I did not leave the Democratic party, the party left me.
Insert: your name, 2008, and the Republican party.
Romney / Jendil 2012 (if,we survive)
After polling the
March 1, 2008 - 03:18 ET by fitzfongAfter polling the audience...
Environmentalism: The New Christianity!
March 1, 2008 - 04:13 ET by Ted ClarkeTaking their cue from Jesus Christ, who suffered on the cross, under a crown of thorns, environmentalists have Meredith Vieira suffer on national T.V. under a cute, fuzzy penguin hat.
"Get outta' here Pontius you're killing me!"
March 1, 2008 - 08:05 ET by CrashHad Christ worn the hat perhaps he would've been known as a stand up comic instead of the savior. On the other hand Meredith would be known as the clown of thorns.
Where's their "global warming?"
March 1, 2008 - 07:29 ET by roadgeek9If the water is so cold, explain to me how NBC's leftist reporter, Vieira, talks about how global warming might kill us all.
It's called hypothermia
March 1, 2008 - 07:53 ET by CrashThe religion of AGW will kill because it forces clowns, like Meredith, to take risks that could actually stop their heart.
I want to buy a hybrid car, not because of myths, or because of high fuel prices, but, because I don't like putting my eggs into one basket; not to mention, I don't like being dependent on hate filled creeps around the globe. However, I'll need a bumper sticker that says I'm not a liberal and I'm not a dolt ... perhaps this picture will work.
Dumb & Dumberest
March 1, 2008 - 07:33 ET by CrashIs it me or does the hat make her look smarter?
Tonight, on "Battle of the
March 1, 2008 - 07:42 ET by Roger the ShrubberTonight, on "Battle of the Faux-Religion Zealots", watch as the devout followers of Global Warming, Barack Obama, and Ron Paul square off in a grueling physical and mental competition to see which grouup will be the biggest faux-religion douchebags of 2008! That's "Battle of the Faux-Religion Zealots", tonight at 8, only on NBC!
uuuuuuuuuuummm Meredith
March 1, 2008 - 08:02 ET by nicksmith112uuuuuuuuuuummm Meredith ;)
http://i29.tinypic.c...
I'm a refugee from the Democratic Party.
LOL. . .
March 1, 2008 - 15:31 ET by TheTruthLOL. . . http://i29.tinypic.c...
Thanks!
March 1, 2008 - 08:38 ET by okiehawk44I looked at the photo again and you're right. At first I thought that was Meredith coming out for (of) Hillary.
Caption
March 1, 2008 - 08:42 ET by Lisa JLook what you see when you ain't got a harpoon.
MV seeks Freedom
March 1, 2008 - 09:59 ET by LionKing"I hope that crssing this damn river to get to Canada is worth it. "
Happy feet...
March 1, 2008 - 11:00 ET by retroconi have happy feet, cause the ice caps melted!
So Gore was right, and the world was belted!
Now if only it would get a lot worse in Iraaaaaq...
No doubt we'd eeeeelect, our saviorrrrrr Baaaaarack!
//i feel truly dirty... sorry
Well I'll be...I've always
March 1, 2008 - 11:39 ET by fishshakerWell I'll be...I've always wondered what a penguin's sexual nether region looked like.
Aarrrrr, Matey!
March 1, 2008 - 13:35 ET by pbanks7Meredith: This sure is a funny looking pirate hat. AVAST!
Blackbeard: Walk the plank, matey.
Meredith: This just in: water is wet!
Blackbeard: I need a cannon ball for ol' Bootstrap's bootstraps. Hey, chum, got any shark bait? Heh-heh.
Meredith: HEY! I was being nice to you because you said you were a communist dictator!
Blackbeard: That's REDbeard, so fark ye.
And pen-ga-wins is prac-ti-ca-lly chickens, from Hoboken.
Hey Daddy!
March 1, 2008 - 13:33 ET by pbanks7What kind of fish is that?
Why, it's a four-eyed, Largemouth Newshead.
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
I'm sorry PB, but that's just
March 1, 2008 - 15:10 ET by JerryI'm sorry PB, but that's just waayy over the top. No way is she a "news" head. Propaganda head maybe. DNC talking point head, yes. But definitely NOT a news head.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Push
March 1, 2008 - 14:43 ET by steamboatPush me in the shallow water before I get too deep.
When I mentioned I wanted to
March 1, 2008 - 15:12 ET by Lancasters Saved UsWhen I mentioned I wanted to go for a Swim in Lac Champlain, everyone said "Wear the Fox Hat". Shoulda listened.
OMG HELP! I was
March 1, 2008 - 15:32 ET by pocomocoOMG HELP!
I was practicing the penguin paddle and now I'm turning into one!
Meredith showing off
March 1, 2008 - 15:43 ET by bigtimerMeredith showing off her thinking cap.
Captionfest
March 1, 2008 - 17:05 ET by Beukeboom"HELP! HELP! Keith Olbermann's pulling me down with him!!!!
Conclusive Proof!
March 1, 2008 - 17:07 ET by BeukeboomProof that aliens are indeed turning mainstream media talking heads into "pod people."
Meredith Vieira accepts a
March 1, 2008 - 17:29 ET by fitzfongMeredith Vieira accepts a ride home from Ted Kennedy.
ROFLMAO!
March 1, 2008 - 17:31 ET by bigtimerROFLMAO!
The next question could be,
March 1, 2008 - 17:44 ET by FastEdwill she leave a ring around the lake?
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
"I'm a queer bird - hear
March 1, 2008 - 23:19 ET by AlphaNumericus"I'm a queer bird - hear me roar!"
Reminds me of my first wife. OK...so..SNDT here yet?
March 1, 2008 - 23:53 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc
Godzilla! (OK, that's like a
March 1, 2008 - 23:54 ET by balboaGodzilla! (OK, that's like a totally uncontrollable impulse I have)
Yo..Balboa.. me too..The BOC boys are still going strong
March 2, 2008 - 00:05 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc from what I have read. But, I dont, have not, heard any plans about upcoming tours etc. have you?
Nope, haven't heard
March 2, 2008 - 00:13 ET by balboaNope, haven't heard anything. Just love that tune!
Yep, I agree see ya later.
March 2, 2008 - 00:27 ET by JoggerNotHistory Shows Again, and again how nature points out the follies of man..boc
Needs more cowbell. Quo
March 2, 2008 - 13:41 ET by Lord ElicaniNeeds more cowbell.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet?
The boys are ALWAYS
March 2, 2008 - 10:23 ET by Roger the ShrubberThe boys are ALWAYS touring. On tour forever!
I check here every so often to see when they are back in town, and I am pumped they are coming this summer.
Caption
March 2, 2008 - 02:53 ET by West Coast MinorityMy tinfoil hat looks like a penguin. That makes me a little more crazy than the average liberal.
Bad "Jaws" reference
March 2, 2008 - 09:47 ET by ArchConservative"We're going to need a bigger boat!"
or....
It's still warmer in that water than in Hillary's bed.
Ch-ch-ch-changes
March 2, 2008 - 10:58 ET by BondPlainBondMeredith Vieira heard screaming for confirmation during the final stages of her leftist penguin metamorphosis:
"BARACK! BARACK OBAMA! Is this what you mean by 'change we can believe in?'"
Bio-warfare experiment gone wrong
March 2, 2008 - 18:05 ET by Parker1227Virus causes victim to morph into animal of equivalent intellect.
Islamo-fascists morph into HAMsters.
Do I get murdered now for making a joke? Maybe burning a few hundred cars and schools is in order? But we dare not mention the word "Islam" in a critical way - because then Muslims might get mad at us.
Where is the Academy Award for Theo Van Gogh, who was murdered by an Islamo-fascist thug for exercising free speech?
Guess Hollywood feels much safer criticizing the "fascist" George Bush - who surprisingly tolerates and even encourages all forms of free speech.
Something wrong with this picture?
I swear to Gore that two
March 2, 2008 - 21:08 ET by Hero SquadI swear to Gore that two minutes ago I was standing on an iceberg. Confounded global warming!
We'll be right back.
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