By NB Staff (Bio | Archive) February 24, 2008 - 08:20 ET
At a campaign event in Ohio on February 23rd, Hillary Clinton displays allegedly misleading Obama campaign literature. Ohio Governor Ted Strickland looks on.
"These two people have just been told they are going to die because they don't have health insurance! Millions more will follow if my plan is not established!"
Shame on you Barack Obama. You are not allowed to tell the truth about me in these flyers since I can't call it "Swiftboating" or blame it on Karl Rove, the "Right Wing Smear Machine" or a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy."
Tina Fey was right when she said "bitch is the new black!" but not in a good way. (Is there a good way?) She will do everything in her power to steal the nomination if it is not handed to her... lovely.
i have copied and plagerized the socialist/communist doctrine and ideas for decades and claimed them as mine, and barack obama is in no way as good a socialist as me.
The guy standing behind Hillary is thinking, "Nice touch, Obama. What really has the Hildebeast ticked off is the woman in the picture is wearing a blue dress. He he he."
Mrs. Clinton attends a Poor White Trash rally in Ohio where her campaign released fliers claiming to document the millions of people who will not be assisted by her democratic opponent’s signature presidential policy: Affirmative Action 2.0.
So lame these Dems, so lame. They really have no clue about leadership. Hard to say who depresses me more, her thighness or O'bummer's wife. But, shed no tears for me..I gotta funny feeling the Republicans are gonna take it yet again.
Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton demands that the Democratic National Convention seat the delegates from the newly formed State of Cincinnati. "This is what this is all about.", says Mrs. Clinton, "We're suppose to count every vote. Well, how can we do that when my opponent chooses to ignore the State of Cincinnati and insists that the DNC must refuse to recognize their delegates? It just isn't fair! This is straight out of the Karl Rove Political Handbook! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
NO YOU DON'T!! BECAUSE, DUMBO FACE, 16 YEARS AGO YOU WERE 26, SMOKIN DOPE AND SCREWIN BERNARDINE DOHRN WHILE I WAS DOIN HEALTH CARE FOR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE!
"...And if you call in the next ten minutes I'll double you order and sent you TWO copies of the latest sleeze on my opponent! Plus my new album of Leftist propoganda: 'I'm Going to Take those Profits!'"
But I did order a set of them, once. Disappointed, I was, that they didn't really wear aprons and carry briefcases and all the other stuff in the ads. Really disappointed I was when they were all dead the next day.
I think you have it all wrong. This is a Weekend Captionfest, where we make fun of the subject picture by inventing captions for it. We're not making fun of Hillary per say; we're making fun of the PICTURE of Hillary. It helps that Hillary is easy to make fun of, as most public figures are.
They sure are. Just take a look at look at all the liberal "humor" that's said about them, especially the funny names. You know, like Chimpy Bushitler, KKKarl, Pill-popen' Rush, and Ronald Ray-Gun.
With his hand in her "monologue", Governor Strickland is practicing his vetriloquist act before debuting at the Obama WPA victory party. (The user can hand manipulate the Hideous Rodham doll or just pull a string and she starts spouting Marxist agitprop."
Hi, good morning Mrs. Obama, I hope I didn't wake you. I'm afraid we have a problem, I found these very wrinkled nudie magazines under little Teddy's bed yesterday, and I finally got him to tell me where he got them. What?! No, not from his father, from your son, Barack!!
Hi, I'm Hillary Rodham, and I'm selling magazine subscriptions to help fund my presidential campaign, how many thousand can I put you down for? Before you answer that question, I feel it is my duty to inform you of the horrible, uncanny, coincedental deaths that strangely befall non-subscribers.. just bad luck or kharma or mob hits or something. Anyway, we take Budhist monk checks, cold hard communist cash, cattle futures, just about anything that is untraceable.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Please, please can we lay off of the Hillary pictures for the captionfest for a few weeks? Please?
I truly detest this woman and it bugs the you-know-what out of me when I sign on to the best site on the internet and bam, there's her ugly kisser for two days straight at the top of the homepage. We see her all over TV, multiple times on every newscast, daily on the frontpages of newspapers, weekly mags, all over the internet, etc, etc. So I'm begging you to please give us a break.
As you can see, my opponent and I differ significantly: While he offers change you can Xerox, I offer change you can scan into your computer, save to your hard drive and reproduce using a photo-quality printer.
Okay, it's not funny. But, here's what she said: "Sen. Obama knows it is not true that my plan FORCES people to buy insurance even if they can't afford it," she said.
No, her plan forces us to pay for those who can afford cable, flat screen TV's, cigarettes and booze.
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"My husband knew Marilyn
February 24, 2008 - 08:30 ET by Jack BauerI did not have sex
February 24, 2008 - 12:37 ET by jefflebowskiI did not have sex with that woman...in the brochure
"These two people have
February 24, 2008 - 08:45 ET by motherbelt"These two people have just been told they are going to die because they don't have health insurance! Millions more will follow if my plan is not established!"
Dammit! Who keeps tearing
February 24, 2008 - 08:55 ET by DaBirdDammit! Who keeps tearing pages out of my magazines?
Shame
February 24, 2008 - 08:54 ET by masslibertarianShame on you Barack Obama. You are not allowed to tell the truth about me in these flyers since I can't call it "Swiftboating" or blame it on Karl Rove, the "Right Wing Smear Machine" or a "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy."
Didn't you get the memo from the DNC?
Tina was right
February 24, 2008 - 08:57 ET by catnamedjakeTina Fey was right when she said "bitch is the new black!" but not in a good way. (Is there a good way?) She will do everything in her power to steal the nomination if it is not handed to her... lovely.
Cruella
February 24, 2008 - 08:59 ET by Cool ArrowBring me back some puppies, dammit.
♣ a seal
..
February 24, 2008 - 09:11 ET by dervishJust LOOK at what my people found under Obama's mattress!
Come to think of it...
February 24, 2008 - 22:26 ET by goldenthroatJust WHAT were my people DOING under Obama's mattress?
"Air America - Radio for the Politically Impaired!" - Goldenthroat
Her mouth is positioned in
February 24, 2008 - 09:21 ET by SchnikeysHer mouth is positioned in a way that looks like she's just babbling.
"GARRRRRR! herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr GAHR GAHR GAHR gaggle gaggle gaggle. GERRRRRRRRRRRRR gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle."
and what position is that Schnikeys
February 24, 2008 - 10:08 ET by lunaticcringeradioopen, closed, preferably a pillow pressed hard over it, it's still babbling.
we know one position it wont be in and that's what monica was doing to bill.
lunaticcringeradio
Negative campaigning has no place in this campaign ...
February 24, 2008 - 10:01 ET by... and I'm not going to let that flip-flopping pygmy dwarf get away with it
i have copied and plagerized
February 24, 2008 - 10:06 ET by lunaticcringeradioi have copied and plagerized the socialist/communist doctrine and ideas for decades and claimed them as mine, and barack obama is in no way as good a socialist as me.
lunaticcringeradio
A little jab?
February 24, 2008 - 10:13 ET by Mica the MagnificentThe guy standing behind Hillary is thinking, "Nice touch, Obama. What really has the Hildebeast ticked off is the woman in the picture is wearing a blue dress. He he he."
Is it my imagination,
February 24, 2008 - 10:07 ET by dervishor is that guy behind her one of the people pictured in the ad she's holding?
No Admittance for Poor White Trash
February 24, 2008 - 10:31 ET by CobraManMrs. Clinton attends a Poor White Trash rally in Ohio where her campaign released fliers claiming to document the millions of people who will not be assisted by her democratic opponent’s signature presidential policy: Affirmative Action 2.0.
So lame these Dems, so
February 24, 2008 - 10:41 ET by Atomic CrusaderSo lame these Dems, so lame. They really have no clue about leadership. Hard to say who depresses me more, her thighness or O'bummer's wife. But, shed no tears for me..I gotta funny feeling the Republicans are gonna take it yet again.
TRUST
February 24, 2008 - 11:21 ET bywill be canvassed door to door
if the Witnesses can do it, we can do it----TRUST Hillary.com
No Poofdas
Gotcha
February 24, 2008 - 11:43 ET by johnbarryGotcha Barack
State of Cincinnati
February 24, 2008 - 11:56 ET by CobraManPresidential hopeful Hillary Clinton demands that the Democratic National Convention seat the delegates from the newly formed State of Cincinnati. "This is what this is all about.", says Mrs. Clinton, "We're suppose to count every vote. Well, how can we do that when my opponent chooses to ignore the State of Cincinnati and insists that the DNC must refuse to recognize their delegates? It just isn't fair! This is straight out of the Karl Rove Political Handbook! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
DUMBO FACE
February 24, 2008 - 11:57 ET by Shooter1002Listen up, you dumbo-eared dumbass shit!
This is Harry and that WASPY bitch Louise.
Do you remember them? DO YOU?
NO YOU DON'T!! BECAUSE, DUMBO FACE, 16 YEARS AGO YOU WERE 26, SMOKIN DOPE AND SCREWIN BERNARDINE DOHRN WHILE I WAS DOIN HEALTH CARE FOR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE!
Latest Clinton Infomerical
February 24, 2008 - 12:18 ET by ClarinetAndrew"...And if you call in the next ten minutes I'll double you order and sent you TWO copies of the latest sleeze on my opponent! Plus my new album of Leftist propoganda: 'I'm Going to Take those Profits!'"
Hillary Screams
February 24, 2008 - 12:16 ET by CellaThis is not a drill. Get a rope!
Deaf?
February 24, 2008 - 12:21 ET by Shooter1002I said 'Larry Sinclair'. Its all in here!
'Larry Sinclair'
'Larry Sinclair'
'Larry Sinclair'
'Larry Sinclair'
ARE YOU DEAF?? GOOGLE IT!
So that is what Ohio is riding for horses these days
February 24, 2008 - 12:35 ET by Lame CherryI fully intend to razz my friends in Ohio when talking after seeing what they got for Governor lol. Didn't know they let mules run for office.
Please Hillary pick me for Vice President hee haw hee haw. Suppose Hillary could always use him to mow the lawn.
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make money
February 24, 2008 - 12:37 ET bysell Grit
No Poofdas
Ha!
February 24, 2008 - 13:58 ET by dervishI made about 10c one week doing that when I was a kid. Forgot all about it. Is Grit still gritting?
dervish
February 24, 2008 - 15:16 ET bydid you use your earnings to order the Amazing Live Sea Monkeys?
No Poofdas
Not that time.
February 24, 2008 - 17:20 ET by dervishBut I did order a set of them, once. Disappointed, I was, that they didn't really wear aprons and carry briefcases and all the other stuff in the ads. Really disappointed I was when they were all dead the next day.
You Lucky!!!
February 25, 2008 - 12:04 ET by pbanks7MY dad wouldn't let me order them. We begged! He must have gotten burned by them when HE was a kid - in the 1930's.
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
so do 95 or 99% of the
February 24, 2008 - 12:57 ET by randy hayesso do 95 or 99% of the pics show this site's obsessive compulsive desire to make fun of Hillary??
I love a few laughs at your answers especially to start off a great week!
Nice to be Back!
G'day Rhayes!!!
February 24, 2008 - 13:13 ET by DontFeedTheTrollsRandy, welcome back and g'day! Remember this? Looking forward to your newest rants.
D
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Make fun of Hillary??
February 24, 2008 - 14:22 ET by CobraManI think you have it all wrong. This is a Weekend Captionfest, where we make fun of the subject picture by inventing captions for it. We're not making fun of Hillary per say; we're making fun of the PICTURE of Hillary. It helps that Hillary is easy to make fun of, as most public figures are.
Why not poke fun of some of
February 24, 2008 - 15:07 ET by randy hayesWhy not poke fun of some of your heroes...actually wasnt that one of Reagan's positives??...he could make fun of himself??
Arent Bush and Rush easy to make fun of??
Nice to be Back!
ummm .....
February 24, 2008 - 20:53 ET by BD57let's see .... Conservatives need to make fun of their own to show they're, what, human, fair-minded, even-handed, etc.?
Why don't you give us some links to the left doing it to their own as examples?
They Sure Are.
February 24, 2008 - 22:33 ET by CobraManThey sure are. Just take a look at look at all the liberal "humor" that's said about them, especially the funny names. You know, like Chimpy Bushitler, KKKarl, Pill-popen' Rush, and Ronald Ray-Gun.
"Yes, I do subscribe to
February 24, 2008 - 13:23 ET by Jack BauerJack
February 24, 2008 - 20:38 ET by well99Playboy has articles?
The Communist Federal Theater Project is back
February 24, 2008 - 13:53 ET by LiveFreeOrDieWith his hand in her "monologue", Governor Strickland is practicing his vetriloquist act before debuting at the Obama WPA victory party. (The user can hand manipulate the Hideous Rodham doll or just pull a string and she starts spouting Marxist agitprop."
SHRILL IS WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT, HEAR ME, SCREW THE CACKLE
February 24, 2008 - 14:02 ET by upcountrywaterSHRILL, IS MY PLAN, HEAR ME, TURN UP THE VOLUME!!
Iranian uranium; Iranian ICBM's; Iranian satellites..CHANGE is comming BELIEVE in that!
Meet Me in
February 24, 2008 - 14:10 ET by bigtimerMeet Me in OHIO!!!...
Hillary screeching her best pot calling kettle imitation...or attempt at imitimidation...
Tin Soldiers and Nixon's
February 25, 2008 - 12:07 ET by pbanks7Tin Soldiers and Nixon's comin,......
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
Wow
February 25, 2008 - 12:43 ET by well994 Way Street by Crosby,Stills,Nash, and Young?It has been awhile.
Hi, good morning Mrs. Obama,
February 24, 2008 - 14:59 ET by muh-oonHi, good morning Mrs. Obama, I hope I didn't wake you. I'm afraid we have a problem, I found these very wrinkled nudie magazines under little Teddy's bed yesterday, and I finally got him to tell me where he got them. What?! No, not from his father, from your son, Barack!!
Hillary: Im holding brochures for my health plan options
February 24, 2008 - 15:40 ET by c5thenHere is the one that almost everyone will have to buy, right here.
Unseen questioner: What's the other one?
Hillary: What? Oh, the back one? Don't worry about that one, it';s just the Whitehouse/Congressional plan that no one else has access to.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Alan Keyes '08.
Hi, I'm Hillary Rodham, and
February 24, 2008 - 16:02 ET by JerryHi, I'm Hillary Rodham, and I'm selling magazine subscriptions to help fund my presidential campaign, how many thousand can I put you down for? Before you answer that question, I feel it is my duty to inform you of the horrible, uncanny, coincedental deaths that strangely befall non-subscribers.. just bad luck or kharma or mob hits or something. Anyway, we take Budhist monk checks, cold hard communist cash, cattle futures, just about anything that is untraceable.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Hey...Chris Matthews
February 24, 2008 - 16:06 ET by BayshoremanHey...Chris Matthews, what kind of tingle does this give you up your leg!!!!
Please, please can we lay
February 24, 2008 - 16:43 ET by Clear thinkerPlease, please can we lay off of the Hillary pictures for the captionfest for a few weeks? Please?
I truly detest this woman and it bugs the you-know-what out of me when I sign on to the best site on the internet and bam, there's her ugly kisser for two days straight at the top of the homepage. We see her all over TV, multiple times on every newscast, daily on the frontpages of newspapers, weekly mags, all over the internet, etc, etc. So I'm begging you to please give us a break.
Ditto!!
February 24, 2008 - 17:15 ET by motherbeltI second that motion!!!
As you can see, my opponent
February 24, 2008 - 17:01 ET by fitzfongAs you can see, my opponent and I differ significantly: While he offers change you can Xerox, I offer change you can scan into your computer, save to your hard drive and reproduce using a photo-quality printer.
Quality quotes from Marx
February 25, 2008 - 12:15 ET by pbanks7Quality quotes from Marx and Lenin in contemporary English for modern times.
Fine examples here: Fun with quotes: guess which collectivist said it... http://www.thepeoplescube.com/QuoteQuiz/index.php
MSM - shaping all the perceptions you need to believe.
In recent news:
February 24, 2008 - 17:37 ET by Dukkha ManIn recent news: Hillary Clinton loses the vote of every man whose mother reacted poorly when she found his hidden porn magazine stash ...
"In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination." - Mark Twain
What?
February 24, 2008 - 19:25 ET by okiehawk44What's Hillary pimpin now?
Johnny Carson Caricature
February 24, 2008 - 19:29 ET by stratmanUpon hearing that Hillary has been taking it in the rear as of late, Floyd R. Turbo, Govenor of Ohio, gets in line to be next.
RRAM Tough!
Has anyone noticed..?
February 24, 2008 - 20:03 ET by juspassinthru...Hillary is dressing more like Rosie? Desperate times call for desperate measures.
juspassin,
February 24, 2008 - 20:12 ET byi'm glad to see her graduate from the Chairman Mao phase
No Poofdas
botg... LMAO....you are
February 24, 2008 - 20:16 ET by bigtimerbotg...
LMAO....you are on a roll this evening aren't ya?
Keep 'em coming...
BT
February 24, 2008 - 20:25 ET bycheck this out
LOL...Poor little
February 24, 2008 - 20:36 ET by bigtimerLOL...Poor little kitty...that wasn't what has become of poor Socks was it?
Just kidding...I saw Jack Bauer and Mr. Shy's video...if you haven't check it out....
saw it left comment at the tube
February 24, 2008 - 20:42 ET byNo Poofdas
Yikes!
February 24, 2008 - 20:12 ET by CrashOkay, it's not funny. But, here's what she said: "Sen. Obama knows it is not true that my plan FORCES people to buy insurance even if they can't afford it," she said.
No, her plan forces us to pay for those who can afford cable, flat screen TV's, cigarettes and booze.
vote for me you
February 24, 2008 - 22:34 ET by bigpapaco#K suckers or this POS
Behind me will shoot you in the head....
Now you know... bitches...
Spartans, prepare for glory..
February 24, 2008 - 23:25 ET by JoggerNotYou will submitt ...you will give ME all the profits, and obamanation will be the end..of it all.. thanks...no..really...thanks...fools ..
Hillary Rotten Clinton
February 25, 2008 - 00:27 ET by Glidedon" Yes, Viagra is covered under my Health Care plan, if you experience a four hour erection call your Dr. and everybody else you know!."