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By NB Staff | January 19, 2008 - 17:00 ET

During a campaign stop for his wife in Oakland, CA on January 18th, Bill Clinton became visibly annoyed when KGO ABC7 reporter Mark Mathews asked him whether Sen. Clinton's campaign should take a stronger stand against a union's lawsuit to keep casino workers from caucusing at special precincts in Nevada. View video of exchange here.

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You and I both know that I have lied in the past...

January 19, 2008 - 17:50 ET by Army Brat

But I'm definitely not lying now and for you to accuse me of lying just because I lied so much in the past is insulting. Look into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...sleepy...forget...forget....

Happy Trails...

"Youz tawlkin' ta me

January 19, 2008 - 17:53 ET by Blazer

"Youz tawlkin' ta me Mathew's? Youz tawlkin' ta me? Youz tawlkin' ta me? Then who da hell else are youz tawlking... youz tawlkin' ta me? Well I'm da only one here. Who da f$$k da youz think you're tawlkin' to Mathew's? Oh yeah? OK."

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."

I,I,I am a god, how dare you question my allmightyness

January 19, 2008 - 17:58 ET by upcountrywater

i CORRECT history. IAM a know it' ALL...As in all things, twerp.

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

Oh joy to the world, 19 more atomic power plants!

Do you think I give a hoot

January 19, 2008 - 18:11 ET by motherbelt

Do you think I give a hoot that you have a machine that can reduce me to the size of a Weeble? Do you know who I used to be???

(My first thought was that the reporter looks like Rick Moranis.)

Guy in open-necked

January 19, 2008 - 18:13 ET by motherbelt

Guy in open-necked shirt:

There he goes...I told him not to do it...the smoke's coming out his ears now...he's gonna blow.

The windup

January 19, 2008 - 19:27 ET by Cella

The windup - the pitch - going... going... gone!

"How dare you slick! Do you

January 19, 2008 - 18:28 ET by kg

"How dare you slick! Do you know who I am? I tell YOU what to do! You can start looking for a new job tomorrow."

I can act anyway i want, My wife WINS Navada!!

January 19, 2008 - 18:29 ET by upcountrywater

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

Oh joy to the world, 19 more atomic power plants!

....'The Steely-Eyed

January 19, 2008 - 18:38 ET by bigtimer

....'The Steely-Eyed Gunfighter Look'

Too funny BT

January 19, 2008 - 18:49 ET by acumen

The pic is shouting hemroid guy to me.

What the....

January 19, 2008 - 18:38 ET by doug1950

What the hell you mean I look just like Boris Yeltzin?

You mean to tell me that

January 19, 2008 - 19:08 ET by motherbelt

You mean to tell me that after I made a fool of myself over counting those votes, she won anyway??

Do you have some chesse?

January 19, 2008 - 19:15 ET by well99

To go with my whine.Bill is pouting again and is throwing a fit.Looks like he needs a timeout or a nap.

the old man

January 19, 2008 - 19:16 ET by docb

Sadly he is losing it..you can not spend a lifetime in permanent spin and not expect for it to catch up.

We know that they are liars, and thieves[papers and furniture and etc], a philander[him], enabler[her].

They are to be pitied but not on the national stage...it is time they left with some dignity. They disgraced the office of president...no more...go home.

Shut up you! Don’t you

January 19, 2008 - 20:02 ET by Airforce_5_O

Shut up you! Don’t you know who I am? I’m Monica’s boyfriend…uh…I mean Hillary’s husband!

"I'm gonna kick you in the

January 19, 2008 - 20:10 ET by the struggler

"I'm gonna kick you in the head with my right penny-loafer and there's nothin' you can do about it."

Look in the background.It's

January 19, 2008 - 20:17 ET by the struggler

Look in the background.It's the super-hero, "Two Headed Bi-racial Man."

Gaaack!

January 19, 2008 - 20:35 ET by dervish

Please, buddy [gasp] loosen my tie a little [wheeze] I just took [gasp] two Viagra...

If I didn't have my hands in

January 19, 2008 - 20:38 ET by fitzfong

If I didn't have my hands in my pants right now, I would be wagging my finger in your direction. How dare you question me. H-h-h-h-how yes! Uh, oh. Right. How dare you! Anyone got a kleenex?

fitz...borrowing a recent

January 20, 2008 - 00:34 ET by Jer

fitz...borrowing a recent quote of yours: "Gross...but funny".

Of course, the "hand in his pants" might be part of Wild Bill's ongoing--but thus far fruitless--search for the alleged "distinguishing" feature of his genitalia. For someone who so obviously believes every molecule of his body is "special", it must have been particularly galling when the court-ordered examination of Clinton in the Jones case revealed just your average "dick".

Jer

"Mark, Mark, Mark.....we

January 19, 2008 - 20:41 ET by DaBird

"Mark, Mark, Mark.....we faxed all the media outlets the list of questions that you were allowed to ask, and that question was not on the list. I suggest you find that list young man and try again later. Got that sport?"

Ya know boy,

January 19, 2008 - 22:00 ET by Slickster

"Vince Foster used to ask me stupid questions too, Had them stupid mexicans supported my wife instead of that uppity muslim negro there wouldn't be no problem".

Ah yes...

January 19, 2008 - 22:45 ET by dervish

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for..."

I did NOT have

January 19, 2008 - 23:02 ET by HG Abrahamson

a meeting with THAT union..The teachers union!

Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.

Bill's theme song

January 19, 2008 - 23:23 ET by well99

http://www.youtube.c...

Have a cigar!

January 20, 2008 - 09:57 ET by Crash

Where there's Bill there's media. Yet, only Bill was around to hear the story of the union worker threatening a subordinate - if he didn't vote for Obama. If only Bill had a blue dress to prove it.