One can leave it to the imagination where Bill had fastened the dog collar shocker he used when Hillary got those tears in her eyes.........only way to make her cry.
Cry Hillary or here comes another jolt.
..........and is the opposite of where she used to put a shock collar on Bill's Buddy.
There were a lot of comparisons in the MSM between Hillary and Fernandez de Kirchner, after the elections in Argentina. It looks like the MSM may have gotten those comparisons right.
Now if there's a smile on my face It's only there trying to fool the public But when it comes down to fooling you Now honey that's quite a different subject
. . . . which is why she did it. This was a planned strategy to go out in the early AM to a well covered event and be soft and feminine to take over the last day media and garner women's support.
The iron my shirt was also a political stunt which she was fully prepped for. How else did they get into the front row? And if you watch the tape, the minute they start to rant Hillary does not even flinch as if she was expecting it, begins to smile as if she were part of this stunt, and on-cue asks for the lights to be turned up.
It seems like almost everyday we are assailed by a photo of Hillary and I'm getting ill seeing her so much.
So I have a request: Could you not use a pic of Hillary for your weekend captionfest. The problem is this.... I enjoy coming to this site, but the constant sight of her when the homepage comes up is getting old. Can we please find someone else to pick on, at least for a little while?
Please!!!
Rush Limbaugh stated that of the top 5 Republicans running for the presidency, only one was a true conservative. http://www.fred08.com/
Hillary Clinton stops in the middle of her speech as next-door neighbor Barack Obama can be heard speaking. Moments later, half her audience has slipped out the back door.
NASHUA – A top Clinton adviser faces charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated after city police caught him speeding through Greeley Park a day before the state primary.
Sidney Blumenthal, longtime friend and senior adviser to presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. was allegedly driving a rented car north on Concord Street at a speed of 70 mph when Nashua Police Sgt. Mike Masella decided to stop it at about 12:30 a.m. Monday.
"That's kinda fast," Masella said, adding that the speed limit was 30 mph.
Masella said he activated the blue lights on his police cruiser at which point Blumenthal stopped his vehicle at the entrance to the Henri Burque Highway.
Although he was driving the opposite direction, Blumenthal, 59, told Masella he had just left Manchester and was trying to get to his hotel.
"I said 'You're coming from a different area,' and he admitted he was lost," Masella said.
Several factors, such as the smell of alcohol led him to suspect Blumenthal may be intoxicated, Masella said, and he instructed arriving officer Christopher Ditullio to give Blumenthal a field sobriety test.
Blumenthal was arrested after completing the test and taken to the police department where he refused to take a breath test and was booked on a charge of aggravated driving while intoxicated, Masella said.
The charge is aggravated due to the speed Blumenthal's vehicle was traveling before it was stopped, he said.
Blumenthal was jailed at the department for about four hours before he was bailed later that morning, Masella said.
Because he refused the breath test, Blumenthal, who carries a Washington, D.C., driver's license, may not drive a vehicle in New Hampshire pending the outcome of his court case, Masella said.
When I was a kid and wanted to get the tears going for sympathy, I would squirt some Visine drops in the inner corners of my eyes then let them run down my little cheeks. I think if you slow down the tape to snail speed, you'll see her whip out a small bottle of eyedrops.
That's the best I can come up with since she's a cold-hearted hag.
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to... You would cry too if Barack happened to you."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
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'The Crying Game'
January 11, 2008 - 17:47 ET by bigtimer'The Crying Game'
How does she do it?
January 11, 2008 - 17:49 ET by Army BratEasy...she has an insatiable lust for power. why else would any woman put up with a piece of crap like Bill for a husband?
Happy Trails...
You talkin' to me? You
January 11, 2008 - 17:51 ET by motherbeltYou talkin' to me? You talkin' to me????
Watch this here everybody,
January 11, 2008 - 17:52 ET by bassndudeWatch this here everybody, look...look...see the tear? Haw! I can do it when ever I want.
Save a SeAL, club a liberal!!
You are wrong
January 11, 2008 - 17:54 ET by Jerry MackBill did not teach me how to cry on cue. I taught him!
JM... She just does it
January 11, 2008 - 17:55 ET by bigtimerJM...
She just does it better...lol.
Dog Collar Shocker Tears
January 11, 2008 - 17:55 ET by Lame CherryOne can leave it to the imagination where Bill had fastened the dog collar shocker he used when Hillary got those tears in her eyes.........only way to make her cry.
Cry Hillary or here comes another jolt.
..........and is the opposite of where she used to put a shock collar on Bill's Buddy.
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Can somebody please check
January 11, 2008 - 17:58 ET by LeonCan somebody please check this guy's basement.
It's definitely putting the lotion on its skin as we speak.
It puts the lotion in the bucket.
January 11, 2008 - 18:20 ET by pbanks7At least I get it.
I'm having a friend for dinner.
Monica's position
January 13, 2008 - 04:49 ET by Amanda Justice... is this where she had you, Bill? Is this what it was?
Leon...must...resist...obviou
January 11, 2008 - 17:57 ET by LeonLeon...must...resist...obvious...dirty...jokes...
Leon... Pat on head
January 11, 2008 - 17:59 ET by bigtimerLeon...
Pat on head little one...good boy...proud of ya!
Thanks BT! It was tough,
January 11, 2008 - 18:03 ET by LeonThanks BT! It was tough, trust me. That picture is ripe for parody.
Long time no see!
-
January 12, 2008 - 21:19 ET by dahliatraverslol - both of you.
Ha! You and I were on the
January 11, 2008 - 18:00 ET by Ruths husband BenHa! You and I were on the same wavelength. I deleted my entry.
RHB, That's hilarious!
January 11, 2008 - 18:02 ET by LeonRHB,
That's hilarious! I was a key stroke away from commenting on the quality of her technique.
All kinds of jokes were running through my head. We might have to make an adults only forum to share the golden jokes I'm sure we could all make.
That's a good idea Leon
January 12, 2008 - 01:52 ET by well99That picture ..I dont want to go there lol
You are not aloooooooone
January 12, 2008 - 02:09 ET by ReformedLib Re-FormedConI was thinking the same...
Nice way to pull a Huckabee there, no criticism intended. Gotta get the word out somehow, eh? *snicker*
"Did someone put an onion in
January 11, 2008 - 18:00 ET by DaBird"Did someone put an onion in this microphone?"
"How do I do it? I think of
January 11, 2008 - 18:07 ET by KJ_sez"How do I do it? I think of not being in the limelight and having to move back in and live with Billy. That's enough to drive anyone to tears."
Hillary Tells A Joke
January 11, 2008 - 18:19 ET by PeterD"So then Monica says..."
How do I do it?
January 11, 2008 - 18:17 ET by pbanks7I'll demonstrate with this mic. First, you put your mouth all around it, being careful to make sure you don't go in so deep that you choke.
Poll: Clinton takes all comers in Ohio. (Actual AP headline.)
Hillary: Bill's in Ohio?
Cigars, all I do is think of cigars,
January 11, 2008 - 18:51 ET by upcountrywaterwhile holding a microphone ; works every time.. ;-)
iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..
Oh joy to the world, 19 more atomic power plants!
See the look on her
January 11, 2008 - 21:03 ET by red_dragon311See the look on her face......THATS why bill screws around,
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
sorry
January 11, 2008 - 18:55 ET by the mad polePast the lips, past the gums....,
Oh hell ...
January 11, 2008 - 18:57 ET by drillanwrI can't ... I just can't ... I'll be banned from NB ... Maybe later, when I can clean it up ... I mean ... Oh, hell! See? There I go ...
still sorry
January 11, 2008 - 18:58 ET by the mad pole"It's a lot harder with a bag over your head"
All those Carville sleepovers ...
January 11, 2008 - 19:09 ET by left wing escapee... you can't imagine the toll they take ...
Hillary and Tammy Duet
January 11, 2008 - 19:18 ET by QueenMumA musical commentary
Power to the people!
Is this thing on?
January 11, 2008 - 19:21 ET by fitzfongIs this thing on?
Damnit, you paid for this
January 11, 2008 - 19:22 ET by fitzfongDamnit, you paid for this microphone!
Cue voice of Glenn Close
January 11, 2008 - 19:52 ET by left wing escapee... I'm not going to be ignored ...
whaere are all my black voters
January 11, 2008 - 19:55 ET by lunaticcringeradioi hate black people
lunaticcringeradio
It was an act.
January 11, 2008 - 19:56 ET by Gat New YorkIt was an act.
Don't...
January 11, 2008 - 20:06 ET by ammo john"Don't cry for me, Argenti....I mean, America"
How does Hillary do
January 11, 2008 - 21:40 ET by riff_raffHow does Hillary do it?
Apparently, just like her female presidential role model down in Argentina, Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner. She does it with illegal campaign funds:
http://www.bloomberg...
There were a lot of comparisons in the MSM between Hillary and Fernandez de Kirchner, after the elections in Argentina. It looks like the MSM may have gotten those comparisons right.
Smokey sings the blues.
January 11, 2008 - 22:02 ET by Crash"The tears of a clown."
Crash... Problem is she
January 11, 2008 - 22:04 ET by bigtimerCrash...
Problem is she does it when everyone is around.
Lol....
Here are some of the lyrics...
January 11, 2008 - 22:06 ET by CrashNow if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey that's quite a different subject
Crash... Yep...one of my
January 11, 2008 - 22:16 ET by bigtimerCrash...
Yep...one of my favorite oldies.
Fits her perfectly.
I was referring to the lines....
Well theres some sad things known to men but theres nothing sadder than the tears of a clown when no ones around...
I don't have the exact lyrics on hand but that was my meaning...she does it when perfectly situated for all to see.
Exactly
January 12, 2008 - 07:30 ET by Gat New YorkBT-
. . . . which is why she did it. This was a planned strategy to go out in the early AM to a well covered event and be soft and feminine to take over the last day media and garner women's support.
The iron my shirt was also a political stunt which she was fully prepped for. How else did they get into the front row? And if you watch the tape, the minute they start to rant Hillary does not even flinch as if she was expecting it, begins to smile as if she were part of this stunt, and on-cue asks for the lights to be turned up.
Take 666
January 11, 2008 - 22:20 ET by docbTears work on women -don't they?
Excuse me ... do these tears
January 11, 2008 - 22:30 ET by CrashExcuse me ... do these tears match my shoes?
No Crash
January 11, 2008 - 22:38 ET by Cool ArrowBut they do make her butt look big.
Never mind, it's the same
I ♣ My Seal
Caption
January 11, 2008 - 22:26 ET by Cool Arrow"I'd like to dedicate this next number to Vince."
I ♣ My Seal
Cool... ROFLMAO! That
January 11, 2008 - 22:31 ET by bigtimerCool...
ROFLMAO!
That was bad, very very bad...so bad I am still cracking up laughing as try to get this typed and posted...
Too much... too danged funny....
NB request...
January 11, 2008 - 22:44 ET by Clear thinkerIt seems like almost everyday we are assailed by a photo of Hillary and I'm getting ill seeing her so much.
So I have a request: Could you not use a pic of Hillary for your weekend captionfest. The problem is this.... I enjoy coming to this site, but the constant sight of her when the homepage comes up is getting old. Can we please find someone else to pick on, at least for a little while?
Please!!!
Rush Limbaugh stated that of the top 5 Republicans running for the presidency, only one was a true conservative. http://www.fred08.com/
"Fabulous Baker Boys" revisited
January 11, 2008 - 23:02 ET by left wing escapeeThe name's Diamond ... Suzy Diamond
How dare you sully Michelle
January 11, 2008 - 23:07 ET by balboaHow dare you sully Michelle Pfeiffer's name and her sizzling performance!
Agreed
January 11, 2008 - 23:45 ET by left wing escapeeI should have thought twice before taking that path
Agreed
January 11, 2008 - 23:45 ET by left wing escapeeI should have thought twice before taking that path
Baker Boys- good movie.
January 11, 2008 - 23:48 ET by CapitalismRulesBaker Boys- good movie.
Agreed
January 11, 2008 - 23:45 ET by left wing escapeeI should have thought twice before taking that path
I really should have thought twice ...
January 12, 2008 - 15:04 ET by left wing escapee... before accidentally posting that last comment as a trio!
Hillary calls a right wing talk radio station and whispers...
January 11, 2008 - 23:03 ET by LiveFreeOrDie"Play Misty for me"
Yep she will bring so much
January 12, 2008 - 00:02 ET by obxrayYep she will bring so much respect from other countries. So strong and tough. Leading the march to end radical muslims.
Folks we will be such a laughing stock if this cry baby makes it. Im sure the joint chiefs just can't wait for her to be comander in chief.
Caption
January 12, 2008 - 00:36 ET by Cool ArrowOOH CHI HUELLA! My eyes are burning!
Must've been those Rosarita Refries.
I ♣ My Seal
Poor Hillary
January 12, 2008 - 02:41 ET by candanceHillary Clinton stops in the middle of her speech as next-door neighbor Barack Obama can be heard speaking. Moments later, half her audience has slipped out the back door.
Hey does this thing vibrate
January 12, 2008 - 09:48 ET by Blazer" Hey does this thing vibrate too ? "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
" The Cake is a lie."
See, Monia isn't....
January 12, 2008 - 10:01 ET by Guy Arthur Thomas"See, Monica isn't the only one that can do that trick...I think"
Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!
Caption
January 12, 2008 - 10:26 ET by Cool Arrow"I'm not sad, it's just that Sidney Blumenthal was driving like a drunk maniac on the way up here"
I ♣ My Seal
She's Crying For Sidney
January 12, 2008 - 11:02 ET by Del DolemonteOnly took 5 days for this to get out
NASHUA – A top Clinton adviser faces charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated after city police caught him speeding through Greeley Park a day before the state primary.
Sidney Blumenthal, longtime friend and senior adviser to presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. was allegedly driving a rented car north on Concord Street at a speed of 70 mph when Nashua Police Sgt. Mike Masella decided to stop it at about 12:30 a.m. Monday.
"That's kinda fast," Masella said, adding that the speed limit was 30 mph.
Masella said he activated the blue lights on his police cruiser at which point Blumenthal stopped his vehicle at the entrance to the Henri Burque Highway.
Although he was driving the opposite direction, Blumenthal, 59, told Masella he had just left Manchester and was trying to get to his hotel.
"I said 'You're coming from a different area,' and he admitted he was lost," Masella said.
Several factors, such as the smell of alcohol led him to suspect Blumenthal may be intoxicated, Masella said, and he instructed arriving officer Christopher Ditullio to give Blumenthal a field sobriety test.
Blumenthal was arrested after completing the test and taken to the police department where he refused to take a breath test and was booked on a charge of aggravated driving while intoxicated, Masella said.
The charge is aggravated due to the speed Blumenthal's vehicle was traveling before it was stopped, he said.
Blumenthal was jailed at the department for about four hours before he was bailed later that morning, Masella said.
Because he refused the breath test, Blumenthal, who carries a Washington, D.C., driver's license, may not drive a vehicle in New Hampshire pending the outcome of his court case, Masella said.
sooo...
January 12, 2008 - 12:57 ET by candanceFrom now on when liberals irritate us, can we shout "Sydney Blumenthal!" and expect the debate to be over?
Here's the real trick
January 12, 2008 - 12:14 ET by true_texanWhen I was a kid and wanted to get the tears going for sympathy, I would squirt some Visine drops in the inner corners of my eyes then let them run down my little cheeks. I think if you slow down the tape to snail speed, you'll see her whip out a small bottle of eyedrops.
That's the best I can come up with since she's a cold-hearted hag.
Sing it!
January 12, 2008 - 15:19 ET by pbanks7Joooooooyyyyyyy to the world, aaaalllllllll the boys and girls, now.
Joyyy to the fishes in the deep blue sea. Joyyy to you and me.
With apologies to Hoyt Axton and Three Dog Night.
There is a Monica Lewinski joke in this picture
January 12, 2008 - 17:17 ET by Free StinkerThere is a Monica Lewinski joke in this picture, but I refuse to go there.
Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here!
Phallic Envy
January 12, 2008 - 19:46 ET by awesumGee, I hope Bill notices how sexy I look caressing this Phallic Substitute so close to my lips...
And has a few illegal Cuban cigars leftover from the whitehouse.
good thing the writers strike doesn't affect me
January 12, 2008 - 22:04 ET by lunaticcringeradioall those hollywood writers have jumped on my campaign to help me write my speeches, ak akk ak akk akk ak ak.
lunaticcringeradio
"It's my party and I'll cry
January 12, 2008 - 22:15 ET by Jerry"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to... You would cry too if Barack happened to you."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
"I started to
January 12, 2008 - 22:26 ET by Jerry"I started to cry..."
"Which started the whole world laughing..."
"What the voters didn't see..."
"That the joke was on thee."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Dylan
January 13, 2008 - 11:07 ET by Catherwoodthere must be some kind of way out of here said the joker to the thief.
More sugar!
Why she cried
January 13, 2008 - 14:36 ET by robtjonz"I wosted in Iowa!! I was supposed to win it all!! Me!! Only me!!"
“When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘guilty’.” —Theodore Roosevelt
"I blame myself. Had I
January 13, 2008 - 15:08 ET by shilohcool"I blame myself. Had I spent more time under my husband's desk, there never would have been a Monica"