OMG! I am laughing so hard by the look on his face I can't really put here what I am thinking or I would be banned...nevertheless, all I can think of is...
These Boots are Made for Walking....(even they though are heels, he looks terrified, disgusted and envious all rolled into one) LOL!
"I used to be the leader of the Free World. Now I'm just one of her winged monkeys. If she thinks I'm gonna spend the next four years flying around in Broomstick One, well......."
Hill: "Bill, I thought we agreed years ago that you'd stop doing that in public! Don't you even give a darn about the future of my campaign?"
Bill: "I know Hillary, I am sorry but did you see that dress that dress that Whoopie was wearin'?...........well don't just stand there with the goofy look on your face -- hand me a tissue quick!"
I've never been able to fathom why the ladies wear "shoes" that jack their heels up so they're higher than their toes. Isn't that trying to defy the laws of gravity?
I would think that wearing such shoes would cause major foot tendon problems
Del, those are not very high at all...but for the spike ones...they make one's legs look terrific! They probably do cause problems (the high ones) but the young ones don't think about that.)
Me, I'm wondering what's with the yellow shoes and the blue pants. Were those the only ones she had in her suitcase?
I think from a photojournalist's point of view... the picture says "poor choice in fashion, poor choice in men..." One is left extrapolating "poor choice for this nation". I submit that this photograph was taken by a right wing photojournalist.
Scout, as an Ogre-American, or rather, an American of Ogre descent, I very much object to your associating Ogres with the Hilldebeest. No Ogre that I know of would vote for that female human.
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
I've never been compelled to wear them as I am 6'2" and can see over most men's shoulders. The day I wear stilettos is the day that the men who do listen to me no longer hear a word I say... as my jubblies would be at their face level... and we all know the difficulty most men have getting past those features.
It's not so much that we men have difficulty getting past those features to hear what you say...it's just that those features are so much more interesting than the things that most women say...either way you work that equation doesn't bode well for women.
(Sorry, I had to take the shot! I don't really feel that way about women, it's just that you left that one just hanging out there for someone to knock out of the park!)
No problemas, WJG.... I love pitching a hanging curveball, inside. Hey, just to be clear... I think women griping about men's sexism is a little over rated... so, your "disclaimer" is appreciated, but not necessary.... with me, anyway.
I used to belong to a little "tongue-in-cheek" woman's group, Broads Against Sexism....
try NOT using jubblies and then hanging in the same thread - pigs that we are, us guys WILL always have the wrong thoughts - and I hope your weren't referring to these!?!
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dadV
You know...that picture link of Hillary would translate real well into a stone sculpture....... huh?...what's that?!....it IS a stone sculpture?! CRIPES !! I thought it was Hillary on the campaign trail!
if it had been an "Ice" sculpture - would have translated better, and we know what happens when you get near the kitchen! - oh, wait, think she know what a kitchen is??
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dadV
Reasons for wearing high heels, which are almost exclusively aesthetic, include:
they change the angle of the foot with respect to the lower leg, which accentuates the appearance of calves
they change the wearer's posture, requiring a more upright carriage and altering the gait in what is often considered a seductive fashion.
they make the wearer appear taller
they cause the wearer's legs to look longer
they make the foot appear smaller
they make the wearer's glutial muscles more defined while wearing tight pants
Clinton: "I did not have sex with THAT woman... there's not enough moonshine in the Ozarks to get me that drunk... please tell me I did not have sex with THAT woman.. I know... I could say, I poked but didn't impale... Someone please help me... feel my PAIN!!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Bill looks at the woman behind him looking over his head and then quickly at Hillary and thinks "and you chose her over me?" why she's just another Mandy Grunwald clone.
I just want to know how they got close enough together to be in the same photograph.
Lee T.
U.S. Navy (ret.) / Vancouver, Washington
The history of the race, and each individual's experience, are thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.-- Mark Twain
...over Hillary is so complete that she needs to light a Bic lighter just so we we can see her face.
His experience as president, his hillbilly charm, his conman/lawyer gift for the gab, and his larger than life personal reputation - all these things tend to diminish her, and draw attention to him. And as all eyes start turning toward Bill (as god meant them to), the party faithful are starting to suffer buyers' remorse.
The notion of watching an ex-president-now-first-husband getting into another Dogpatch inspired pickle of moral ambiguity at the White house (much less horning his way back into power) is way too much for even most good liberals to contemplate.
But then that could depend upon what the definition of the word "is" is.
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December 22, 2007 - 18:24 ET by dervishC'mon now, honey, let go. She's right up there on stage, for crying out loud!
OMG! I am laughing so hard
December 22, 2007 - 18:24 ET by bigtimerOMG! I am laughing so hard by the look on his face I can't really put here what I am thinking or I would be banned...nevertheless, all I can think of is...
These Boots are Made for Walking....(even they though are heels, he looks terrified, disgusted and envious all rolled into one) LOL!
Oh man, I got the best seat
December 22, 2007 - 18:35 ET by GregEOh man, I got the best seat in the house!!!!!!!.....well, if she had a dress on!.......and uhh, if it wasn't Hillary. <sigh>
Not a caption, but a
December 22, 2007 - 19:01 ET by Gary P JacksonNot a caption, but a comment. Willy is showing a mixture of resentment and sadness, that it's Senator Clinton up there, and not him.
Anticipation
December 22, 2007 - 19:09 ET by ThisnThatBill: Any moment now, she'll be distracted enough so I can slip out, unnoticed...any moment....c'mon Hill, the intern's not going to wait all day....
Hill: These spikes are made for walking, and any more shenanigans, they're going to walk all over you, Bill, so just sit tight.
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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber
Bill Listens
December 22, 2007 - 19:25 ET by CellaThat look on Bill's face is enough to scare the pants off of her.
I'm hoping you don't mean that!
December 22, 2007 - 23:43 ET by FastEdShe wants to win, not have all of us lose it!
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
And equally so...the pants
December 23, 2007 - 08:58 ET by WhoIsJohnGaltAnd equally so...the pants off her is enough to scare the face off of Bill.
Bitch.
December 22, 2007 - 19:36 ET by GregEBitch.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
December 22, 2007 - 19:37 ET by Free StinkerBe afraid. Be very afraid.
She's got it! Yeah baby,
December 22, 2007 - 19:39 ET by wiwfShe's got it!/ Yeah baby, she's got it!/ She has a penis,/ she's the fire of Bill's desire!!
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
I just got yelled at here
December 22, 2007 - 23:21 ET by red_dragon311I just got yelled at here at work for laughing so loud at that
"Get off the phone you big dope!!!!!!!!!!" Mark Levin
red d
December 22, 2007 - 23:37 ET by MrShyWorking? On the Saturday before X-mas ???
We bid a fond farewell to Professor Talking Points & Cheetos
RD, :D The Rocky
December 23, 2007 - 00:28 ET by wiwfRD,
:D
The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy
If only
December 22, 2007 - 19:40 ET by nkviking75"If only I didn't need her to get back to the White House..."
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
viking... Perfect.
December 22, 2007 - 19:54 ET by bigtimerviking...
Perfect.
As I think back over
December 22, 2007 - 19:51 ET by HG Abrahamsonthe many years we've been together, I have to ask myself....What the (blank) was I thinkin?
Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.
Longing for the good old days
December 22, 2007 - 20:02 ET by dboWhy do I have this obsession with cigars when those heels will work just fine?
...
December 22, 2007 - 20:12 ET by dervish...ratsafrackin spazzin jamin damn 22nd Amendment...
Keep talking Hillary, I'm
December 22, 2007 - 20:12 ET by rimskysbroKeep talking Hillary, I'm down here taking a leak.
"I used to be the leader
December 22, 2007 - 20:23 ET by MidAmerica"I used to be the leader of the Free World. Now I'm just one of her winged monkeys. If she thinks I'm gonna spend the next four years flying around in Broomstick One, well......."
Broomstick One
December 22, 2007 - 20:32 ET by Free StinkerBroomstick One.
I love it! :-)
Newsbusters. Log on and find out What the heck is so yummy over here!
mid.. ...ROFL... I
December 22, 2007 - 20:41 ET by bigtimermid..
...ROFL...
I Second that!
Ah-I'd prefer
December 22, 2007 - 23:45 ET by FastEdthat he be flying Cigarship One.
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Pity me people, I have to
December 22, 2007 - 20:27 ET by Right2thePointPity me people, I have to look at that thing in the shower!
"I'd tap that. Of course
December 22, 2007 - 20:49 ET by Roger the Shrubber"I'd tap that. Of course I'd tap just about anything..." mused the former President.
Hill: "Bill, I
December 22, 2007 - 20:56 ET by winston smithHill: "Bill, I thought we agreed years ago that you'd stop doing that in public! Don't you even give a darn about the future of my campaign?"
Bill: "I know Hillary, I am sorry but did you see that dress that dress that Whoopie was wearin'?...........well don't just stand there with the goofy look on your face -- hand me a tissue quick!"
Runway
December 22, 2007 - 21:12 ET by nkviking75"Rats! This isn't what I expected when I saw the runway!"
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
"I forgot how much cankles
December 22, 2007 - 21:14 ET by fitzfong"I forgot how much cankles turn me on."
Demotivational Poster
December 22, 2007 - 22:14 ET by RiharIt's OK Bill, we're scared too.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
Question for the Ladies
December 22, 2007 - 22:52 ET by Del DolemonteI've never been able to fathom why the ladies wear "shoes" that jack their heels up so they're higher than their toes. Isn't that trying to defy the laws of gravity?
I would think that wearing such shoes would cause major foot tendon problems
Builds up our calve muscles
December 22, 2007 - 23:00 ET by bigtimerBuilds up our calve muscles Del....
Better than wearing a tightened noose around your neck all day....prettier to look at too.
....lol...
Del, those are not very
December 23, 2007 - 07:23 ET by motherbeltDel, those are not very high at all...but for the spike ones...they make one's legs look terrific! They probably do cause problems (the high ones) but the young ones don't think about that.)
Me, I'm wondering what's with the yellow shoes and the blue pants. Were those the only ones she had in her suitcase?
I think from a
December 23, 2007 - 07:58 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorI think from a photojournalist's point of view... the picture says "poor choice in fashion, poor choice in men..." One is left extrapolating "poor choice for this nation". I submit that this photograph was taken by a right wing photojournalist.
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
Actually, who buys yellow
December 23, 2007 - 08:49 ET by motherbeltActually, who buys yellow shoes, period!? they remind me of my old Crayola crayon called "Yellow ochre".......
I remember that
December 23, 2007 - 14:38 ET by Scout FinchYellow ochre was one on those crayons that remained new and sharp in the 64 color Crayola box. Because it was a horried shade of yellow.
You forget.......it's the yellow that matches her hair: Yellow Ogre!
Scout, as an Ogre-American,
December 23, 2007 - 15:38 ET by MikeBScout, as an Ogre-American, or rather, an American of Ogre descent, I very much object to your associating Ogres with the Hilldebeest. No Ogre that I know of would vote for that female human.
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
I've never been compelled
December 23, 2007 - 07:49 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorI've never been compelled to wear them as I am 6'2" and can see over most men's shoulders. The day I wear stilettos is the day that the men who do listen to me no longer hear a word I say... as my jubblies would be at their face level... and we all know the difficulty most men have getting past those features.
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
BuxomAnnie.....
December 23, 2007 - 08:47 ET by motherbeltSo THAT'S how you got your name!!!! (Iwondered about that!)
"JUBBLIES"?????
ROFL!!!!! You should have posted a "spew" alert! I just barely held my coffee in!!
So sorry to offer no
December 23, 2007 - 09:43 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorSo sorry to offer no warning... sometimes I forget where I'm posting.
:)
Merry Christmas Motherbelt !
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
It's not so much that we
December 23, 2007 - 09:05 ET by WhoIsJohnGaltIt's not so much that we men have difficulty getting past those features to hear what you say...it's just that those features are so much more interesting than the things that most women say...either way you work that equation doesn't bode well for women.
(Sorry, I had to take the shot! I don't really feel that way about women, it's just that you left that one just hanging out there for someone to knock out of the park!)
Merry Christmas!
No problemas, WJG.... I
December 23, 2007 - 09:41 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorNo problemas, WJG.... I love pitching a hanging curveball, inside. Hey, just to be clear... I think women griping about men's sexism is a little over rated... so, your "disclaimer" is appreciated, but not necessary.... with me, anyway.
I used to belong to a little "tongue-in-cheek" woman's group, Broads Against Sexism....
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
One more thing. .
December 23, 2007 - 10:26 ET by FastEdtry NOT using jubblies and then hanging in the same thread - pigs that we are, us guys WILL always have the wrong thoughts - and I hope your weren't referring to these!?!
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
You know...that picture
December 23, 2007 - 11:06 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggorYou know...that picture link of Hillary would translate real well into a stone sculpture....... huh?...what's that?!....it IS a stone sculpture?! CRIPES !! I thought it was Hillary on the campaign trail!
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
It would have been better
December 23, 2007 - 20:21 ET by FastEdif it had been an "Ice" sculpture - would have translated better, and we know what happens when you get near the kitchen! - oh, wait, think she know what a kitchen is??
There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V
Damn, any woman who knows
December 23, 2007 - 22:23 ET by HermanoDamn, any woman who knows about the hanging curve ball is tops in my book!
muchas gracias,
December 24, 2007 - 00:28 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggormuchas gracias, Hermano....
Felice Navidad!! y
Prospero Año Nuevo
Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?
Ah, I Get It
December 23, 2007 - 18:43 ET by Del DolemonteI also found these other explanations at wiki
Reasons for wearing high heels, which are almost exclusively aesthetic, include:
they change the angle of the foot with respect to the lower leg, which accentuates the appearance of calves
they change the wearer's posture, requiring a more upright carriage and altering the gait in what is often considered a seductive fashion.
they make the wearer appear taller
they cause the wearer's legs to look longer
they make the foot appear smaller
they make the wearer's glutial muscles more defined while wearing tight pants
Del.. they make the
December 23, 2007 - 19:11 ET by bigtimerDel..
they make the wearer's glutial muscles more defined while wearing tight pants
I was waiting for someone else to get there...I didn't have time last night to put that there after I already posted and left...
Since you started this...you also ended it...heheheee
Merry Christmas...
Btw...in Hillary's case she needn't worry about any of the items mentioned on your list or by us gals here...nothing will help her in regards to this.
Is this what you had
December 24, 2007 - 01:39 ET by MikeBIs this what you had reference to, O buxom one?
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
No, no Mommy!! Not the
December 23, 2007 - 00:26 ET by EvokeNo, no Mommy!! Not the clothes hanger!!
Hmm, she just could do it
December 23, 2007 - 00:33 ET by JohnMHmm, she just could do it - oh nuts, that would make me First Lady...
Clinton: "I did not have
December 23, 2007 - 00:42 ET by JerryClinton: "I did not have sex with THAT woman... there's not enough moonshine in the Ozarks to get me that drunk... please tell me I did not have sex with THAT woman.. I know... I could say, I poked but didn't impale... Someone please help me... feel my PAIN!!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Gawd, Monica, why did I ever
December 23, 2007 - 01:20 ET by Captain RepusGawd, Monica, why did I ever leave you for this?
Bill's Fear....
December 23, 2007 - 06:38 ET by Sua Sponte 75"FEAR"....It's okay Bill, we feel it too....
"You're either part of the solution or part of the problem"
My turn, her turn....what
December 23, 2007 - 07:22 ET by motherbeltMy turn, her turn....what the HELL was I thinking???????????
These boots were made for walking...
December 23, 2007 - 09:12 ET by Crash"Dang it, she's wearin' shoes."
That is one hot pant
December 23, 2007 - 09:31 ET by SharkThat is one hot pant suit......
Slick Willy comes to the conclusion.
December 23, 2007 - 10:14 ET by Kuso JijiRush is right!
Bill: "I see she's got
December 23, 2007 - 11:02 ET by drillanwrBill: "I see she's got both left shoes on ... But what did I tell her about wearing blue ..."
YUK
December 23, 2007 - 11:38 ET by iveseenitallYUK!
NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"
Miss Rodham, are you trying
December 23, 2007 - 11:48 ET by johnwaddMiss Rodham, are you trying to seduce me? Barf...
(If looks could kill)
December 23, 2007 - 12:00 ET by pocomoco(If looks could kill)
poco
December 23, 2007 - 12:10 ET by botgsave that for the next Grendel eh i mean Helen Thomas photo
"how would i know? if i knew everything i'd run for God" ----crpl Klinger
If looks could kill...
December 23, 2007 - 13:56 ET by CrashWe'd all be dead!
Hill's got bigger feet then
December 23, 2007 - 12:09 ET by charlietexasHill's got bigger feet then me....???? what does that mean???
Woman behind Billy
December 23, 2007 - 12:52 ET by okiehawk44Bill looks at the woman behind him looking over his head and then quickly at Hillary and thinks "and you chose her over me?" why she's just another Mandy Grunwald clone.
Keep going Monica, she can't
December 23, 2007 - 13:23 ET by richardKeep going Monica, she can't see you.
Bill: I hope the old bat
December 23, 2007 - 15:33 ET by MikeBBill: I hope the old bat doesn't expect me to put a dollar in her g-string!
"A communist is someone who reads Marx. An anti-communist is someone who understands Marx." Ronald Reagan
don't call me shirley
December 23, 2007 - 16:52 ET by Insane ChipmunkWhere did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
Looks like I picked the
December 23, 2007 - 18:13 ET by Roger the ShrubberLooks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...
I must have inhaled before
December 23, 2007 - 18:17 ET by Airforce_5_OI must have inhaled before I asked her to marry me......
Judging by Bill's angle...
December 23, 2007 - 21:21 ET by CrashThat's why Hillary wears pants.
In the depths of his soul he said...
December 23, 2007 - 21:56 ET by goldenthroat"Why, oh why, OH WHY? At least I wear the pants in the family - oh, wait - THAT'S RIGHT! SHE DOES!"
"Yeah! That's the ticket!" - Tommy Flanagan
Bill's eyes look too big to me...
December 23, 2007 - 23:24 ET by JoggerNotUm..I remember the Squinty eyed DONT ASK ME NO Q,S....AND I WONT TELL YA NO LIES!
"Sorry for the half-assed
December 24, 2007 - 04:43 ET by WhichWing"Sorry for the half-assed photoshop job."
I just want to know how
December 24, 2007 - 06:58 ET by lnthompI just want to know how they got close enough together to be in the same photograph.
Lee T.
U.S. Navy (ret.) / Vancouver, Washington
The history of the race, and each individual's experience, are thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.-- Mark Twain
Bill's shadow...
December 24, 2007 - 10:18 ET by Parker1227...over Hillary is so complete that she needs to light a Bic lighter just so we we can see her face.
His experience as president, his hillbilly charm, his conman/lawyer gift for the gab, and his larger than life personal reputation - all these things tend to diminish her, and draw attention to him. And as all eyes start turning toward Bill (as god meant them to), the party faithful are starting to suffer buyers' remorse.
The notion of watching an ex-president-now-first-husband getting into another Dogpatch inspired pickle of moral ambiguity at the White house (much less horning his way back into power) is way too much for even most good liberals to contemplate.
But then that could depend upon what the definition of the word "is" is.
$5 bill
December 24, 2007 - 10:45 ET by Shooter1002I ain't slippin no $5 bill no where, sugar!
Clinton Caption
December 24, 2007 - 10:49 ET by robertjacob"Did her"
Arkansas
December 24, 2007 - 10:52 ET by Shooter1002This is Arkansas darlin', lap dances are 10 bucks, 3 for 25!
"Oh, no! I'm in the direct
December 24, 2007 - 11:51 ET by Chris Norman"Oh, no! I'm in the direct line of fire of her toe!"
I hope she does not notice
December 24, 2007 - 13:11 ET by USA4freedomI hope she does not notice the horns coming out of my head.
“Hell” she knows that I am one horny guy..
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc. Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
"One of these days these
December 24, 2007 - 13:59 ET by Chris Norman"One of these days these shoes are gonna walk over you..."*
*with apologies to Nancy Sinatra