Weekend Captionfest II


Hillary Rodham (C), a lawyer for the Rodino Committee and John Doar (L), Chief Counsel for the committee, bring impeachment charges in 1974 against President Richard Nixon in the Judiciary Committee.

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Do I look hotter in black

Do I look hotter in black and white?

Check out my exclusive edit of BBC News America's interview with Mrs Clinton: It's news to me!

Serious question: is that

Serious question: is that Sam Donaldson in the left foreground?

Looks like him, to me.

Looks like him, to me.

My caption:

Welcome to the first meeting of the "Hillary Rodham for President" committee. 

Please, Mark, no more HRC

Please, Mark, no more HRC captionfests!! Haven't we had to see her face at the top of th blog for long enough?

I admit to being a bit

I admit to being a bit obsessed, but . . . There's Something About Hillary ;-)

}}---> Serious question II

Michael Caine sure was skinny back then, wasn't he?  Who's that longhaired guy next to him?

I found it...had to Google

I found it...had to Google it. The geeky-looking Michael Caine guy is John Doar, head of the Justice Dept. back then. The caption says that, but I wasn't sure which guy they were naming.There's a better picture of him here, without the glasses.

I didn't remember him from Watergate but there he was.

Heh. That looks like Caine

Heh. That does look like Caine portraying Harry Palmer.

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Attorney Hillary Rodham makes a play for Buddy Holley's daddy during legal proceedings concerning the song "American Pie"

Hillary Rodham

Hillary Rodham Clinton:

Proof that politics is like Hollywood for the ugly.

Very Funny

Very Funny

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"Point of order, Mr. Chairman. I seem to be missing my law firm's records.  Could I take a moment to call Mr. Foster, who will have a state trooper drive them over here?"

 

Looks like a "B" version of

Looks like a "B" version of Dr. Strangelove.

For me...

That was Tricky's administration itself, and all its growing creations since.

And I seem to recall Bill could have snagged that job, but suggested Hillary for it instead. Interesting...And is Fred somewhere in the room? Dunno about the Sam Donaldson question, but if it's him then he's changed the rug a bit.
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

Well if it is him, which I

Well if it is him, which I think it is, that would have been his own hair back then.....

looks like

a comb-over, though...

That'll teach me to read

That'll teach me to read while drinking anything. It'll take me week to get my screen dry!

Woody Allen was much taller

Woody Allen was much taller back then, but it appears  he still liked the homely, frumpy type!

♣ Woody Allen?

Coulda sworn it was Michael Caine.

Caine

Yes, that's right, you heard me, HILLARY CAINE!!

Who IS that guy????

Who IS that guy that looks like a geeky Michael Caine????

I found it...had to Google it. The geeky-looking Michael Caine guy is
John Doar, head of the Justice Dept. back then. The caption says that,
but I wasn't sure which guy they were naming, him or the guy on HRC's left (as opposed to my left). There's a better picture
of him here, without the glasses.

I didn't remember him from Watergate but there he was.

 

SCREEEECH!

The Haunt Comes Back to Past You.

My god! She looks like the characters in the Batman movie who stopped using beauty products, or a lesbian. 

RICARD NIXON

And we will hate Richard Nixon for the rest of our days. We will tell lies about him, vilify him every chance we get---in movies, in books, on the flooor of Congress. We will raise his name in scorn at a Senate podium in December, 2007. And no matter what we've done similar to his mistake, or worse, no matter how we obstruct justice, lie, cheat, commit manslaughter and murder, no matter how corrupt we become---it is the name RICHARD NIXON we will invoke to salve our consciences. Show no mercy, you intolerant "liberals", have no forgiveness in your black hearts!

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

Yeah, he was such an angel,

Yeah, he was such an angel, I don't know why everyone's so down on him...

Angel

How tolerant, Balboa. BTW, I was there, you weren't-- brainwashed zombie.

 If you don't know why, look it up. Alger Hiss---there's the source of the "liberal" hatred.

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

Hey, show some love, Bal!

Without Tricky's great ideas like the EPA, Wage & Price Controls, etc. etc., we'd have never-had a Libertarian Party. ;)
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul. (All purpose anti-slander-link, sadly-needed these days...)

Bal's little moral lapse...

Yeah, he was such an angel,

That is Bals way of saying, "Look, over there. No, no, don';t look at the ignorance, immorality and hate of the Democrats... look over THERE!"

Sarc is right, Nixon was a disaster for this nation in many ways. But, that he was a disaster, and quite mad, that DOES NOT take away the fact that the Democrat Party has told lies about him and continue to to this day.

Woodhead and Brownbone's book, for instance, was entirely garbage. About the only thing that was true is that Woodhead and Brownbone were its authors. The truth ended with the cover page of the screed.

But, that Nixon was a pretty bad president does NOT absolve the Dems for their anti-American actions. Not then... not now.

(I just realized, I said Democrats and anti-American in the same sentence. I apologize for the redundancy!)

RICHARD NIXON

Richard Nixon is "known" to have been "paranoid" about the media. However, history has proved him right. NDS is also BDS.  If they could do the same to President Bush, these "paranoid" "liberals" would do it in a heartbeat. Dirty Tricks? Tricky Dick?  Ask Michael Steele (and Shumer) about break-ins to get something on someone. Ask Bruno about Spitzer in New York. Ask the Republicans about the lists of names Hillary sent an operative to get. Ask O'Reilly about his tax returns. On and on it goes---Nixon was a lightweight compared to today. And if Hillary gets elected, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Only difference is with Hillary, the MSM ( and all "liberals" ) will become like Obi -Wan and wave it away. Sandy who? Hsu who? 

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

  (I just realized, I

 

(I just realized, I said Democrats and anti-American in the same sentence. I apologize for the redundancy!)

 

 

Ahh, that's  O.K. Warner. Anti-American and democrat have the same definition anyway. Just ask the Haditha marines.

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Hillary Rodham (C)

I can't even tell you all how tempting it is to tell you what the (C) stands for behind Hill's name.

 

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

"We must act now the giant

"We must act now the giant ants are coming this way"

"everytime you take a shower you are a mass murderer"  -- the Profff

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Very good ...

I second that very good

I second that very good

I was going to make a

I was going to make a Godzilla reference but you were way ahead of me. Well played, sir, well played!

Zoinks

These chambers are haunted. Thankfully we have Velma Dinkley here to help solve this mystery. The rest of the crew is in the Mystery Machine out front which is a-rocking.

--

It looks the cast of a really bad Woody Allen movie!

Actually, it IS......

Actually, it IS......

.

"...misty water-colored MEM-reeees... of the way we WURRRR."

Is this the point in the

Is this the point in the story where she takes off her glasses, spins around and turns into Wonder Woman?

All boys club.

I like our all boys club. Who the new guy in the middle, the short guy with the glasses on???

Commie

I wonder if one of the guys with Hillary is her commie "mentor" from California? Those were the days, my friend. I thought they'd never end---and they haven't!

NEVER,NEVER trust a "liberal"

"Anyone wanna play

"Anyone wanna play quarterbounce."

"Nahh... I'm not giving up

"Nahh... I'm not giving up women for any of these losers. Their not going anywhere. Guess I'm stuck with What'shizname."

"Can you tell I have an

"Can you tell I have an erection?"

Caption:

MAN ON LEFT: "....and finally, before I forget, I just wanted to mention that we could not have successfully brought down Nixon if it hadn't been for the constant help and support from Ms. Rodham...whose endless supply of cookies and cabbage rolls got us through many a late night's toil."

 

Life can be a real b*tch... so why vote for one?

Smugness

"Let's look smug.  This will never happen to a Democrat.  Would a Democratic president ever try to obstruct justice?"

The Addams Family of Politics

“Chelsea, delighted to meet you,” said Julia Martinusen, 49, who signed
up as a Clinton supporter in recent weeks. “I was just wondering where
you’d been.” “I’m happy to be here,” Ms. Clinton replied.
The Clinton family was fully deployed on Saturday, with former
President Bill Clinton campaigning in South Carolina and the rest of
the family in Iowa. The senator’s mother, Dorothy Rodham, also made her
first appearance, taking a seat here at the crowded restaurant as her
daughter and granddaughter shook hands and posed for pictures before
joining her for breakfast.
For weeks, anticipation has been building for Ms. Winfrey’s appearance,
with thousands of people expected for rallies in Des Moines and Cedar
Rapids for Mr. Obama. Fearful of being overshadowed in the critical
closing stretch of the Democratic presidential nominating contest, the
Clinton campaign chose Saturday to introduce Chelsea Clinton to Iowa
voters in four separate cities.
CRAWFISH NOTE: Imagine any Republican being a >>>
convicted felon perjurer, 30 years a known serial adulterer, known
gifted liar by even his friends…married to a no-achievement no answer
strident socialist …dragging out their daughter as some sort of balance
to Oprah in a national campaign. Its all so tacky, so sleazy, so
juvenile and so Klinton. Devoid of any class or morality. The Addams
Family of politics.

Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)

 RUN !!!!!!!! IT"S PLAN

 RUN !!!!!!!!

IT"S PLAN 9 FROM ILLINOIS !!!!!!!!!!

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Don Knotts (pictured,

Don Knotts (pictured, center), perhaps most famous for his portrayal of Deputy Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show, appears here as Ralph Furley, the tortured landlord of Three's Company fame.  

 World reknowned British

 World reknowned British superspy and playboy, Nigel Powers, bring's one of Dr. Evil's dreaded, captured Fem-Bot's, before a Senate hearing on the evil doctor's world-domination plan.

 

 "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Does she or doesn't she?

Hillary Clinton demonstrates brunettes actually have more fun.

Caption

DOAR: Now if you'll just...wait, what's that weird sound?

MAN: What weird sound?

DOAR: Sounds like someone is breathing heavy. (looks around) Hillary dear, is that you?

HILLARY: Oh, sorry. I was busy inhaling the sweet smell of power.

 

 

 

I have to get up early and fill young, impressionable minds with leftwing propaganda. Wish me luck!  -Professor TP&C

First Lady

"This lust for power business is tougher than I thought.  Since I don't have the brains or ingenuity to make it in a man's world I had better marry someone who does and ride his coat tails to power.  But there's not a man in this room who is sleazy enough to get me there my way? I know he's out there somewhere!"

This looks like a Monty

This looks like a Monty Python routine gone bad. The guy on the left is Terry Jones. The guy in the middle is Graham Chapman doing his stuffy British colonel routine. The one in the middle is Eric Idle in drag, the guy on the right is John Cleese as Mr Fawlty, and the one in the far back is Manuel.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

Stopped clocks

The Watergate hearings were suspended after every clock in the room stopped when Hillary Rodham entered the room.

BTW, that's the last time anyone caught Hillary in the center on anything. 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

 [set studder filter on

 [set studder filter on ]

We, wha , wha, fffs, ff, found, da, ta, tap, tsh. taaape , a tape, wha,

weee , whhss, with a , ggeeg gggaaaa, 18 minute gap , innn , inn iin einnn in it.

 

Hillary: "Did I do

Hillary: "Did I do thaaaaaaaaaaaaaayat?"

If love is blind, then Good

If love is blind, then Good Ol Bill must have been.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ----- Groucho Marx

Worst Case Scenario

I can only hope that if Hillary gets elected (heaven forbid), that she experiences the impeachment process--headed by young, promising conservative lawyers.

... and preferably get impeached within the first six months, with her resignation within the next six.  That would truly be a silver lining on a dark cloud.