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Students pose for a photograph with a cardboard cutout of Democratic presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) as they arrive for a speech by Senator Clinton at Wellesley College in Wellesley, Massachusetts November 1, 2007. Wellesley College is Senator Clinton's alma mater. REUTERS/Brian Snyder



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Only two more minutes, then

Only two more minutes, then we can take the thermometer out.

Wooden

More warm, human, and substantial than the real Hillary.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

OK we are all lined up to

OK we are all lined up to practice asking the questions they just handed us.  Peace

Southern by birth, Tarheel by the grace of God!

I knew it

I  knew it

 NO SUBSTANCE !

 

Come on...please... I just

Come on...please... I just want two darts...just TWO...pretty please...

Lining up to take their

Lining up to take their turn with Bill! 

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I told you she was a stiff.

I told you she was a stiff.

Hey, look what we found out at the shooting range.

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Or maybe...

"Hey, I wonder how much we could get for this thing out at the shooting range?"
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

sarc, LMAO.

Good one.

Thanks.

I'd say she'd bring at least $20 around here from my cheapass friends, and probably more like $50 at a place like Knob Creek...In fact, I'm beginning to get lucrative-sounding ideas about the latter location!!
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

I don't want her to be

I don't want her to be elected any more than the rest of you, but I also find it disturbing to imagine her effigy as a shooting target. She is a Senator and our ex-First Lady, and so she deserves at least a little bit of respect.  And turn-about = fairplay... It would bother me to have Americans who suffer with BDS to have a cardboard President Bush effigy as a shooting target. 

First of all, lighten

First of all, lighten up.

Secondly, the fact that she shoe-horned herself into a Senate seat after being foisted upon us as First Lady does not entitle her to any respect.

that's two

Twice you have over-reacted to a comment of mine. 

Lighten up? Aren't we all entitled to our opinion? Or is it only people who agree with your opinion?

Twice?

Suggesting that you lighten up is an "over-reaction"?  I must say, your sensitivity is precious.  And you're claiming that this is our second encounter?  You'll have to refresh my memory, for I have no idea who you are.  But I'm sure you make quite an impression. 

a-a, I'll make a deal with you. When St. Hillary the Hideous

does something respectable, then I'll respect her.

Until then, no dice.

I am a conservative libertarian. As such, respect is earned with me, not commanded.

Besides, HRC is a flaming Marxist. They, as a group, deserve whatever happens to them, particularly if it is bad.

In fact, the worse, the better, I say.

But if a liberal suggested

But if a liberal suggested doing the same thing with Laura Bush, you'd have a conniption fit, right?

bal, you are correct. I would have a conniption.

Unlike HRC, Laura Bush has held respectable real jobs in her life. Hitlery's brief tenure at the Rose Law Firm was nothing more than an (illegal) scheme to seperate American taxpayers from their money.

The difference is like night vs. day to me.

 

That's your opinion, which

That's your opinion, which obviously you're entitled to. But that doesn't mean people can't have perfectly reasonable opposing views.

Sorry, AA, but, if they put her image

on toilet paper, I would have it in every bathroom in my house and I would send cases of it to all my friends....!!!!

Come to think of it, that's a good idea... maybe I'll look into marketing that... By the way, she makes a great nut-cracker!

Cloning Hillary

When my father goes to the bathroom, he makes the euphemism that he is cloning Hillary.

Book me for a case

If you can get her picture to be like a KISS picture, tounge and all that would be perfect. She can lick my....

"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat"         R. Reagan

You want HRC to give you a

You want HRC to give you a rim job?

Kinky.

Folks, I've used pictures of MYSELF!!!

As targets. Somehow, I survived the experience intact. I knew the gun culture was in trouble when PC forces started bitching in large cities like Miami about human-shaped (not even a photo!) silhouette-targets. Guns are tools, cardboard is cardboard, and people need to get used to reality instead of letting their imaginations go-wild. Shooting at a pic of Hillary WOULD NOT make me want to go shoot Hillary or any other human being, because I'm rational.
JMR

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You are rational....

But there are many people who are not, who walk among us...

My comment got alot of disagreement from my fellow posters here. You all have the right to think it is OK, of course. I personally think it is wrong. That is all. 

Don't get me wrong, I dislike HRC as much as anybody on this board does. She would be disastrous as a President for our country.  note... her face on toilet paper.. lol... I'd buy that.

And, I think every American has a right to bear arms, legally. I wouldn't point a gun at anyone myself though, because I doubt that I could carry through with it, and they'd overpower me and use my own gun against me.

??!

your posts have become highly suspicious.

"I wouldn't point a gun at anyone myself though, because I doubt that I
could carry through with it, and they'd overpower me and use my own gun
against me."

????

Well, then... don't carry a gun. Let the rest of us adults take care of the problems for you.

no thanks...

My husband does that for me.... He is in a local gun club (IPSC) and goes to competitions regularly. Although he is not in the top scorers for time, his accuracy is pretty good, so I feel safe enough with him carrying the gun. I am too afraid I would hesitate, and that would give the intruder the opportunity to take the gun away from me. There is a saying, "Don't pull a gun unless you intend to use it". It applies to me. I didn't make that up.

I don't understand why you say I'm suspicious. Just because I have an opinion of my own? What am I supposed to do, not include any thoughts different than anyone else's? 

  "And, I think every

 

"And, I think every American has a right to bear arms, legally. I wouldn't point a gun at anyone myself though, because I doubt that I could carry through with it, and they'd overpower me and use my own gun against me".

 

That's definitely one of the top-ten most ridiculous thing's I've ever heard in my life. Congrat's for making the list.

Rosie O'Donnel couldn't have said it better. 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

That's definitely one of

That's definitely one of the top-ten most ridiculous thing's I've ever heard in my life. Congrat's for making the list.

You haven't been on many discussion boards then have you?

Is it so wrong that I am afraid of handling a gun? Good grief. 

 

Comparing me to Rosie is like comparing Bill O'Rielly to Bill Mahr (sp)

Cardboard Hillary from 1984

Hillary can not even be real about her faux cardboard self. She has no double chin nor double wide asterisk for this girl to hide behind as Hillary is now one plumper frumper dressed in Mao Tse Tung jumpers.

All commies included beloved leader Kim all have Hollywood cut outs that show the public the "real" them as they see themselves in their minds.

The caption should read:

Wow she has two as..........terisks................holes.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

It's the pose

It's a typical weight-loss "after" pose. Before: full frontal (wide). After: mostly profile, turned to camera, knees bent together; it makes the same person look slimmer. 

Of course, that fits her profile: triangulation.

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Hey!

Where's my wallet???

Wellesley students get

Wellesley students get behind Hillary's negative campaign.

OH MY GOSH!  I did not know

OH MY GOSH!  I did not know she was that much bigger than us!

cardbored

Clearly this was another Clinton plant.

Oy! Up yor nose missus!

Why is she flipping off the camera?  Is this blonde a Brit? 

When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.

"we love lesbians, we love

"we love lesbians, we love lesbians, we loves lesbians!!!!"

Wellesley Lesbians for Hillary!!

    The blonde's

    The blonde's supposed peace sign looks more like, "f.u." to me, as the backs of her fingers are facing out.  You can get away with this gesture here in the US because people think you are gesturing them with a peace sign, when in actuality, you are flipping them the bird, but a slightly less rude version of it. 

    Hilary deserves the real bird, like almost no one else I know.

   

 

Anyone who says they support the troops but not the mission is a liar. 

OK, this is where I put my caption.

Blonde: Hey guys, watch this! (In her best Moe Howard voice) Why youuuuuuuu, I oughtta..... (dadink!) Run!

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

Cardboard cutout??? It

Cardboard cutout??? It certainly had me fooled. It looks as every bit one-dimensional, flat, wooden, and horrorific as the real thing.

Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell

"Wow, she DOES have a much

"Wow, she DOES have a much softer side in person".

A recent CNN/Ipsos poll

A recent CNN/Ipsos poll shows Hillary Clintons cardboard cut-out taking a commanding lead over "non" cardboard cut-out Hillary in the presidential race. Asked how she was able to take such a lead, cardboard cut-out Hillary said "_________________________". Thus explaining how she has taken the lead. 

"Wellesley Socialist Party

"Wellesley Socialist Party members pose with their leader"

 

The Anti "Man-Made" Global Warming Resource

Just like the real thing. 

Just like the real thing.  Neither answers questions!!!

-

Yup, the answers this one is giving are as substantive as Hillary gave at the Russert debate.

Ohmigosh, they weren't

Ohmigosh, they weren't kidding! She IS stiff as a board!

Bland-i-date

Cardboard Hillary ... just as real as the real thing.

I don't have any scissors

I don't have any scissors but maybe my fingers will do. Cut her down to size, won't that be fun!

WhatAMaroon

Hillary

"And let me just put a stop to those preposterous rumors that Bill has resumed his philandering ways , implying he is involved with as many as four women behind my back.  Absurd!"

How Old?

How old would you say these girls are?  Junior high?  Bussed to the talk?  What if it were a conservative Republican candidate?  Not that such a person would be invited to speak at Wellesley in the first place...

More fun with Hillary

On a related note, check out today's "Day by Day" comic strip. 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Scarecrow

Four agriculture majors unveil the latest in scarecrow technolgy. 

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.

Bill has only one "winky",

Bill has only one "winky", but down here, I feel two!

"How many questions were you

"How many questions were you given to ask Hillary young lady?"

"Children,

what do you think of Dad spending 50,000 bucks a year for you to get a Wellesley Education?"

 

 

 

Difference of opinion is what makes a horse race.

This is just sad.

This is just sad.

-

Elaborate, please.

These poor, deluded young

These poor, deluded young women falling into the Hillary-worshiping Leftist feminazi trap...it saddens me.  It makes me fear for our nation's future.  It's almost too depressing to joke about.  Although, I'd rather have a cardboard cutout of Hillary running the country than the real thing.

-

Indeed.

On the bright side, think of the skills she could teach them.  How to profit massively from cattle futures and then bat your eyes and lie about it.  How to rummage through FBI files for ... er, "background" on your enemies.  How to give a chatty non-answer to a simple question during an important debate.

It's the new Flip-Flop Hillary for Christmas!

Complete with an image on the opposite side!  Flip her over to hear another lie! Flip her back and she gives you a COMPLETELY different one! No two flips will be exactly the same... perfect for those who like to be kept guessing.

Hours of fun for kids and libs alike! Order now and receive a FREE 'pin the pants on the liar' game, great for boys and girls since it comes with both Hill and Bill's images.

 

Girls gone WOW

Missing Dimension - Depth

Captionfest! 11

This stiffs campaign aid gave me the first question to ask!! No me. No me. No me

Hillary FINALLY figures out

Hillary FINALLY figures out how SHE can give her husband a "stiffy".

tail wagging the dog???

Is this a picture of the tail wagging the dog??

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Good one.

That's very funny!! :) Really, it's difficult to get pre-coffee snickers out of me, and you just did it.
JMR

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V is for . . . Monologues

Don't tease me, bra!

Proving the old adage, "You

Proving the old adage, "You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can fool brain-washed teenagers every single time", Hilary will pitch her baloney to the one audience that will eat it, at the Wellesley Indoctrination College.

Young girl: "(giggle) Vote for Hilary! (giggle, giggle)".

Other girls: "Yeah, like, vote or die! Tee hee, tee hee... It's like, waaayyy important!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Girl: "Scissors cut

Girl: "Scissors cut paper!"

Paper cutout: "Bullet blows away scissors, beootch! Just ask Vince!"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Wow, Hillary is even more

Wow, Hillary is even more life-like in person!

 "Sneak preview at a New

 "Sneak preview at a New York theatre of the Untitled J.J. Abrams project reveals the creature responsible for Armageddon when she goes on a rampage after losing on election night 08' .

Early buzz say's towards the end of the film only Godzilla, and Mothra can stop her ". 

 

Untitled J.J. Abrams Project

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMF_lohzglY

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Girls Gone Wild '08

Girls Gone Wild '08

 

 

And just think!

We can become just as two dimensional as she is!!

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

The Transformer

WHEW! That’s a relief, all the time we thought she was plastic.

Get something straight,

Get something straight, America.  The line always forms behind me.

"Hey Girl, "V" is for

"Hey Girl" "V" is for Vagina and we're the new pledges for Hillary's new Vagina Mafia.

Told it was a cutout of

Told it was a cutout of Justin Timberlake, 4 representatives of the Girls Blind Since Birth group strike a pose with their cardboard idol.

The Rocky Mountain Collegian: Illustrating Idiocy

}}---> Timberlake Cutout

Doubtless drawn to the cutout by the incessant overplay of "What goes around comes around"

Everyone who votes for me has the mind of a 12 year old, public

schouled, wishin total complete nirvana caretotalhealthfullnessforeverland.suk

Whew' gota be 21 to vote, right, Yup there is a God.

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

So when ARE the Russians going to finish the iranian atoms for peace power plant?