"Wait till I get my hands on the A$$hole who set this up!"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

It's a lot colder than I expected with Global Warming!

(yes, I know that's an actual quote from another idiot)

I see no signs of global warming.

I claim this planet in the name of Mars!

Ann Curry outlines NBC plans for a Green Antarctica. “First we place green peacock stickers on the shiny silver balls.”

I now claim the entire continent of Antarctica for NBC. Take THAT, Fox News!!

NBC's Ann Curry at the South Pole modeling the new "winter" line of burkhas.  "They're not just fun," declared the Today Show co-hostess, "they're functional." 

"Matt, this would be a perfect place for a Starbucks! ... Don't ya think?   Say, I thought you said Al Gore was going to meet me here ..."

How come little Ann is wearing a RED parka?  Isn't the official NBC color GREEN?

Whew! I knew I shouldn't have used this scarf to clean up the husky poo. 

  Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.

 OH THE HUGE MANATEE'S, WHERE ARE ALL THE POLAR BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Reuters:  Ann Curry Denied From Speaking Truth - AGW Deniers Duct Tape Mouth Shut

OMG! You guys really screwed up.  You set me up in front of a green screen so that you can project me as being at the South Pole, but viewers will wonder why they don’t see my breath in the sub-zero environment I’m supposed to be in. 

Hey, my crediblity is at stake here. MAKE UP!

"Damn, I thought I was the first one here. I wanted to plant a white flag."

Dateline: The South Pole

January 21, 2009:

"As you all know, yesterday in Washington, in what can only be described as a surprise move, President Dave R announced, before he had left the podium upon being sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, that the headquarters for the United Nations is to be relocated. Well, NBC has learned what that new location is.

As you can see right next to me, this is the ceremonial monument that marks the approximate location of the South Pole. As you can also see behind me, the flags we are all used to seeing in the old New York building have already been set up here.

We are also getting reports that, during the night, U.N employees have been rousted from their beds and marched to the airport. There are additional reports that many were reluctant to leave their homes and had to be forced to leave them at gun point. It has also been reported that U.N. employees who owe un-paid parking tickets to the City of New York are being forced to pay up immediately. Apparently, those that refuse to pay up are being sent straight to jail, and their families are being immediately deported to their home countries.

We are also getting some very sketchy reports that there has been some major military movement, reportedly including two carrier battle groups, that are being dispatched to waters near the island of Cuba. What is strange is that rumors are circulating that several well-known golf course architects are being flown out to join them, although we have been unable to confirm that.

We'll have more as this amazing story continues to unfold......"

"As you can tell by my lightweight arctic parka, exposed skin, and by the miles and miles of NOTHING but snow and ice ... the antarctic is five tenths of one degree warmer, and it's fu-fu-fu-fu-reezing. Al can kiss my frosty white ass and tell him he can stick his prize where the sun don't shine! Matt."

before AGW--- the snow used to be all the way to the top of the flag--!!

Why didn't i wear my green coat. Thats right its CLIMATE CHANGE that caused all this snow pile up here for the last 50 years.

iranian uranium; iranian uranium, iranian uranium..

So when ARE the Russians going to finish their atoms for peace power plant??

How the hell did I get the South Pole and that walrus Roker got the equator??? .....end thought. 

"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat"         R. Reagan

 Anne:

"Hey, send a couple of guys across in some Speedo's, I want' my Jon Boat moment!

Industrial Light, and Magic is awesome ! If we would have added breath effects, they would have almost believed we were really there!"

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

Anne: "Who said it was getting warm up here?? Dam-it!! "Its nippley
here. Im cold!! Someones getting fired for this!!" "I need to peee,
where is the world am I going to peee??"

A: if you think the brass kind get cold, you should feel this chrome ball....

M: i double dog dare you to stick you tongue on it...

"As you can see, Matt, the debate is over. Anyone who can't see the global warming here clearly works for the oil companies."

"Ann Curry defects and claims Antarctica for Japan"

The Anti "Man-Made" Global Warming Resource

"Al Gore has landed and Ann Curry waits for him to emerge from his spacecraft"

The Anti "Man-Made" Global Warming Resource

Ann: "Friggin' A -- I forgot to use the stinkin' GREEN peacock sticker! I am sooooo fired!"