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In this photograph provided by 'Meet the Press, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., is seen on a television monitor as she appears via satellite for an interview with Tim Russert on 'Meet the Press'' Sunday, Sept. 23, 2007, at the NBC studios in Washington.
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"I'll get you, my pretty ...
September 29, 2007 - 15:20 ET by drillanwrDamn! She does look like the Wicked Witch Of The West in the crystal ball ... Auntie Em ... Auntie Em ... Ahhh HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
"I'll get you, my pretty ... And your oil profits too!"
Hitlery Rotten Clintoon:
September 29, 2007 - 15:37 ET by Trix RabbitHitlery Rotten Clintoon: Big Brother is watching you.
The DNC: A hideous ecstasy of fear and vindictiveness, a desire to
kill, to torture, to smash faces in with a sledgehammer, seemed to flow
through the whole group of people like an electric current, turning one
even against one's will into a grimacing, screaming lunatic.
Trix Rabbit: We are the dead.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
One more: Tim Russert: He
September 29, 2007 - 15:39 ET by Trix RabbitOne more:
Tim Russert: He had not a thought in his head that was not a slogan, and
there was no imbecility, absolutely none, that he was not capable of
swallowing if the Party handed it out to him.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
aaauuuugh
September 29, 2007 - 15:53 ET by the mad poleJust a reminder to get your holloween candy.
Filming has begun on the
September 29, 2007 - 16:02 ET by kevcadFilming has begun on the sequel to 1984's infamous Apple-IBM sledgehammer throw Super Bowl ad.
Start each day with a smile, then get it over with. - W.C. Fields
captionfest quiz
September 29, 2007 - 16:01 ET by RiharWE SHALL CLEANSE THE WORLD!
I will be truly impressed with anyone that can identify the quote I just attributed to Mrs. Bill Clinton.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
GUESS
September 29, 2007 - 16:11 ET by the mad poleAn Iranian President or a Bohemian Madman would say such a thing as they were pouring milk on the corn flakes.
a good guess
September 29, 2007 - 16:17 ET by RiharBut no. Think movies and/or music.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
okay
September 29, 2007 - 16:22 ET by the mad poleCrosby, Steels, Nash and Young...., woodstock
Music?
September 29, 2007 - 16:30 ET by motherbeltWe Shall Cleanse the World
A Winner!
September 29, 2007 - 20:53 ET by RiharVery good motherbelt. You win the obscure reference prize. Double points for not actually mentioning the name Revolting Co... uh, RevCo.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
That's why I just posted
September 29, 2007 - 21:12 ET by motherbeltThat's why I just posted the link LOL
I do have some standards, you know! ;-)
FDR said it first! Jimbo
September 29, 2007 - 16:49 ET by JimboFDR said it first!
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
Points also to Jimbo.
September 29, 2007 - 20:56 ET by RiharAlthough technically correct. I was looking for the pop-culture reference. We'll call it a tie.
Sorry it took me so long to respond. Little league games and extended family visits do take it out of you.
When a liberal speaks, the truth is busy elsewhere.
Technically, FDR said We
September 29, 2007 - 21:17 ET by motherbeltTechnically, FDR said We are fighting to cleanse the world
(of ancient evils, ancient ills.)
But what the heck, I'm feeling generous...I'll share :-)
A full wall sized painting
September 29, 2007 - 16:05 ET by Conservative in the ArtsA full wall sized painting of the media's God. When ever a lowly intern comes asking about a story Tim Russert takes them to this wall and asks: "What would Hillary do?" and gives them a hug.
1984....
September 29, 2007 - 16:08 ET by motherbeltToday's "Two-Minute Hate".....
Hillary's reaction.....
September 29, 2007 - 16:35 ET by Prester John.....when she's actually asked a non-softball question.
Crrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkk!!
September 29, 2007 - 16:40 ET by Dave RThe sound my monitor made when that picture loaded.
My glasses will be next.
When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.
Do not attempt to adjust
September 29, 2007 - 16:40 ET by JimboDo not attempt to adjust your television screens..... we are in control....
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
You will be assimilated.
September 29, 2007 - 16:44 ET by Dave RYou will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.....
When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.
Hillary Hound dog bags under the eyes Clinton
September 29, 2007 - 16:50 ET by Lame CherryAfter the AARP debate in Iowa, I thought this woman looked horrid, but when you consider the dark circles under her eyes EVEN WITH MAKE UP on in this picture perfect delivery..........Hillary is suffering either from food allergies, has massive genetic dust allergies from the harvesting going on or the woman is really hound dog exhausted.
I too thought it looked like the movie 1984 with the odd part she looks like she lost 30 years of age since the AARP debate.
Is someone morphing Hillary at NBC????? I know they have airbrush programs which can do allot of enhancement.........so I would just like to know if Russert and NBC agreed to fudge Hillary's appearance to make her look youthful.
If that is the case........oh boy that would be news worthy and a big scandal. Someone did this deliberately and it would be nice to know who.
*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS
If they were airbrushing
September 29, 2007 - 16:53 ET by JimboIf they were airbrushing her, at least they could have the courtesy to go all the way and make her viewable for more than 5 seconds without the gag reflex kicking into high gear!
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
"You WILL take my daughter's
September 29, 2007 - 16:51 ET by drillanwr"You WILL take my daughter's picture down from your restaurant wall ... Don't make me come over there."
Big Brother will hereby
September 29, 2007 - 16:57 ET by JimboBig Brother will hereby begin seizing all corporate profits and redistributing it to the newborns of this country…..
Social Security is no longer needed as everyone over the age of 50 is hereby ordered to report to carousel…..
Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"
Tim, actually, our
September 29, 2007 - 16:58 ET by Dave RTim, actually, our concentr.....oops, I meant that our facilities will be called The New World Recreational Health and Well-being Spas. People will be sent there until they can be trained to be mind-numbed, complient members of the proletar....oops, I meant, all-caring citizens of the world....and....and...
When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.
Ahh, Tim, those
September 29, 2007 - 17:23 ET by Dave RAhh, Tim, those block-houses being built all over the country are the foundations for.....for... an new chain of BBQ restaurants, yeah, that's it, that Bill is going to be opening right after I take office. It's just that, well, Bill decided to use natural gas instead of wood, as it is much more....ahh....efficient. Yes. Besides, you know how much he loves BBQ and all. In fact, the first one is scheduled to open my first day in office.
Well, the guard towers around them are for....well....we're....ahh...ahh... going to be calling them Bill's BBQ Castles, yeah, that's it.
....the razor wire on the fences? See, Tim, that is to keep out those who don't have reservations, as the list is already huge, as there are thousands, ahh, in fact, millions of people who already have reservations.....but for now it will be invitation only.
When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.
Soul Of Hillary Exits
September 29, 2007 - 17:18 ET by Mica the MagnificentPictured here is the soul of Hillary as it leaves the studio.
"I've had it! I can no longer be a part of this b**ch! How many times can I be sold anyway? I'm outta here," said the soul as it hailed a cab.
The Big Question:
September 29, 2007 - 17:30 ET by BarkerWill your eyes be better off four years from now?
An example of the new thinning technology
September 29, 2007 - 17:55 ET by c5thenWhen Hillary is elected queen, she will mandate that she always appear in split screen like this using horizontal compression so that she appears to be thinner and more "normal" to her adoring public.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Fred08.com
Russert: Senator Clinton,
September 29, 2007 - 18:07 ET by fitzfongRussert: Senator Clinton, you recently unveiled your universal health care plan. In truth it looks like an unworkable, socialistic tax grab. How do you expect to pay for it?
Hillary: Well, Tim...I...ugh...Bush tax cuts...mah husband and ah...ugh...top 1 per ce...ugh...CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE...
Russert: I think we've lost her, let's go to break
Hillary: ...CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE...
"Hello Tim.... Thank you
September 29, 2007 - 18:12 ET by BuxomAnnieMcGreggor"Hello Tim.... Thank you for shilling for me today. I'd
love to be there with you at the studios, but all of my associates and
I are busy working overtime shredding every last scrap of evidence that
ties me to Mr. Hsu."
Life can be a real b*tch... so don't vote for one!
A good reason to put off High Def
September 29, 2007 - 18:14 ET by nkviking75If she's elected, can we put off high definition TV for another 8 years? The less detail, the better when she's on the screen.
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
don't worry hillary has a plan for you and your hi def tv
September 29, 2007 - 19:07 ET by lunaticcringeradiothe government will come and take it away from you and give it to an underpriviledged minority. you will be left only with newspapers. so you'll get the same liberal bias only in print instead of dazzling pictures.
also you'll be paying for the $5000 a head on every minority baby that's born.
pandering for votes if i ever saw it. keep telling everyone about that 5Gs that might be the hildabeast achillies heel.
lunaticcringeradio
What's Coming for us.
September 29, 2007 - 18:28 ET by pickerseniorHugo, Fidel, and Kim in Drag.
"If liberals didn't live it, it doesn't exist."
big sister is watching
September 29, 2007 - 19:03 ET by lunaticcringeradioand she's always on the rag
lunaticcringeradio
"There is nothing wrong
September 29, 2007 - 20:32 ET by stratman"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits."
Opening narration – The Control Voice – 1960s Outer Limits
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
stratman Supreme Court,
September 29, 2007 - 20:51 ET by botgstratman
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
Great video link
September 29, 2007 - 23:14 ET by stratmanGreat video link botg.
That was one of the scariest tv shows I've ever seen, maybe because I was a kid back then. Some of them I'll never forget.
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
strat
September 29, 2007 - 23:33 ET by botgand some of the related ones are cool
Supreme Court, National Security, Borders, Fiscal Restraint, my litmus test for President.
I loved that show......you
September 29, 2007 - 22:26 ET by charlietexasI loved that show......you just ruined it for me.......
Sorry Charlie TX. It just
September 29, 2007 - 23:24 ET by stratmanSorry Charlie TX. It just seemed to fit the caption.
If it's any consolation, Hilary is scarier to me than any of The Other Limits shows. She's right up there with (my scariest movie ever) Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte with Bette Davis and Joan Crawford! My parents took my brother and I to a double feature drive-in movie and that was the second feature. My folks thought my brother and I would be asleep by the second movie but we were all cranked up from all the sugar and playground at the drive-in. I still have not seen the entire movie in one sitting. It just freaks me out.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to sit through an entire Hilary State of the Union speech. Alcohol might be necessary.
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
Funny, Stratman. As far
September 30, 2007 - 16:28 ET by Trix RabbitFunny, Stratman.
As far as being scary, I rank Hitlery right up there with Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
That whole movie is kind of an allegory to her entire political career.
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
The original Texas Chainsaw
September 30, 2007 - 19:32 ET by stratmanThe original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was wicked scary back in its day.
Hilary Clinton is wicked scary today.
I wonder which of the Sophie's Choice's she will select as her VP running mate: Obama the foreign policy genius or Edwards the man that would let his children decide if they were gay following gay sex education in second grade?
These are bizarre times we are living in.
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
"What we need right now is
September 29, 2007 - 21:45 ET by Roger the Shrubber"What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television... I want everyone to remember, why they need us! "
Hillary 1984 ad seems more plausible every day
September 29, 2007 - 21:47 ET by LighthouseJThat video the pro-Obama guy made where he inserted video of Hillary into the Apple 1984 ad seems like a more plausible future every day, and seeing every picture of Hillary looking like a dictatorial robot.
"Boats are safe in the harbor, but that's not what they're made for." -- Maritime quote
Something tells me that if
September 29, 2007 - 21:51 ET by fitzfongSomething tells me that if we Republicans use the 1984 idea we won't get bullied by the Clintonistas into firing anyone...unlike some another empty vessel I know.
"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON
September 29, 2007 - 22:25 ET by charlietexas"THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS"!!!
JUST SAY NO!!
Captionfest
September 30, 2007 - 08:44 ET by pocomocoRussert: Picture, picture on the wall, I believe you’re the fairest of them all!
Clinton: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty, so wealthy and wise. Come on Russert, join in.
DO NOT IGNORE THE WOMAN
September 30, 2007 - 11:05 ET by PhiloDO NOT IGNORE THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
"I didn't do
September 30, 2007 - 12:37 ET by Andrew H."I didn't do it."
Liberalism is a convenient lie.
September 30, 2007 - 12:46 ET by botgO B E Y
Hillary...
September 30, 2007 - 17:53 ET by JPR1Engineers and technicians today demonstrated Holographic Hillary. The DNC is not happy with the premature exposure, saying the program is still far from creating the “all-things-to-all-people” persona they are striving for.
One engineer, asking to remain anonymous, commented that he was really amazed with the capability to make the Senator look somewhat attractive but also lamented that audio engineers have doubts anything will ever be done about her voice and this may ultimately kill the project.
Liberal: "I
September 30, 2007 - 19:03 ET by JerryLiberal: "I think we should vote for her she has entitlements."
Conservative: "She's got an axe!"
Liberal: "But she's got entitlements."
Conservative: "AND AN AXE!"
Liberal: "I'm sure there's a reason.."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
NBC is proud to announce
September 30, 2007 - 19:16 ET by JerryNBC is proud to announce it's upcoming holiday special, "We're-A-Nation Screwed", starring Hilary Clinton as Mr. Screwed, Jim McDougal as the ghost of Christmas past, Vince Foster as the ghost of Christmas present, Ron Brown as the ghost of Christmas future, and our very own Tim Russert as Tiny Minded Tim.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
THE UBER BITCH
September 30, 2007 - 21:56 ET by WYOMINGWAY*
"I want you to get rid of all these bitches
he's seeing ... I want you to give me the names and addresses and phone
numbers, so we can get them under control"
http://www.wyomingway.com/hillary_clinton.htm
Hillary the Hypnotist
October 1, 2007 - 15:20 ET by the_red_stateI AM HILLARY...LOOK INTO MY EYES...YOU ARE ALL GETTING VERY SLEEPY...RICH PEOPLE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO THAT I CAN REDISTRIBUTE IT...DO NOT BUILD THE FENCE AT THE BORDER...MY HEALTH CARE PLAN WILL SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS...YOU MUST LET THE GOVERNMENT DECIDE FOR YOU...