Weekend Captionfest II


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U.S. Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (D-NY) answers a question from moderator Judy Woodruff during a candidates' debate on health care and financial security issues in Davenport, Iowa, September 20, 2007.

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Yes we do

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." And yes, we believe the government knows how to spend your own money better than you do. That's how you will achieve financial security. Thanks for asking.

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If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier. - My barber

Sorry...

I can't think of a clever caption... when the page re-loaded and this photo popped up I nearly ralphed. Just curious, why in the world does Hellery wear those baby-poop brown pants suits anyway? It's either hideous pink or poop brown... what gives?

 

"I used to be disgusted, but now, I try to be amused..."- E. Costello

rx4music:

Because that's exactly what she is. She is hideous and full of poop, so pink and brown are perfect colors.

She also scares the hell out of me. Has there ever been a candidate so coddled and propped up by the MSM as this disgusting turd? (sorry, poop :)

Because she reeks of class!

Because she reeks of class!

Reporter: "What are your

Reporter: "What are your comments regarding Newsbuster's Mark Finkelstein comparing you to a garbage truck?

Hillary: Just wait. (small smile)...till....I (bigger smile)

re-introduce the fairness doctrine....(huge idotic smile you see in the picture)

They Have a Name

For that pants suit on another website.

"Old Crusty"

I have no caption.  The

I have no caption. 

The mere idea that anyone could think Ms. Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Foster Clinton Hsu belongs in a presidential race rather than in jail makes me want to hurl.

"after extensive testing we

"after extensive testing we can say the glitch that caused pinnochios nose to grow when lying has been repaired"

  “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”   -Chief Justice John Roberts

Judy, You win the pool!

Mrs. C: Judy, You win the pool! The costs of my program are going to be at least that high, probably higher! HAHAHAHA! But don't worry we will encourage more people to smoke so we can use cigarette taxes to fund it! And then those people will die early, so we'll save money there too!! HAHAHAHA! Isn't that a great idea????

motherbelt: You know, I'm sorry. That might be funny if there was no chance that it could be true.....

"No really Judy...

...I plan to remake America, change the direction it is headed, and get the French to like us again. I’ll personally lead the fight to repeal the Bush tax cuts. My Cabinet will look like a cross section of Katrina victims. I especially will reach out to the Gay and Lesbian community for ideas on how to correct our current fiasco we are now in. I plan on increasing Section 8 funding, increasing funding for Women Infants and Children. In fact I’ve never met a welfare program I didn’t want to expand.

Next question…”

Hillary: Which one of

Hillary: Which one of you "mainstream reporters" wants to take dictation today?

Judy Woodruff: I do! I do!

fitzfong, haha...

Bullseye!

She's flat out awful, an out-and-out politician with no integrity whatsoever, and utterly repellent in so many ways... and they bath her in their warm, glowing spotlight more and more every day.... HOW ????

I think they all, subconsciously, just hanker to have Bill back in the White House in any way possible.

No caption here, just waves of nausea.

Take a good look, freinds, because unless she drops dead from some sort of natural malady, the woman you see standing behind that podium will be the next President of the United States.

Ge ready for el Presedinte Hillary Rhodam.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Don't count the chickens

Don't count the chickens yet.  We're still more than a year away from the election and she hasn't been challenged yet.  She will be.  At the end of the day, Hillary's biggest problem is that she's Hillary.  In a one-on-one contest with the Republican nominee, I think she'll unravel.

But don't forget, Hillary

But don't forget,

Hillary will have the MSM throwing in on her side of things.

. . . and no matter how horrific the terrorist attack, it's conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an Air Force. --P.J. O'Rourke

It's going to be the MSM

It's going to be the MSM version of the full-court press.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

All the King's horses and

All the King's horses and all the MSM...

are not going to be able to undo her extremely high negatives.  And she ain't running against Bush come next year.

Fitz

Fitz - I hope you are correct.

I just expect that MSM support, voter stupidity, and fraud will all combine to help elect Hillary.

God help us all. I trully mean that.

fitz,

Perhaps, but I'm guessing her negatives aren't going to rate so much as a flying fornication amongst those who are going to vote to put her in the Oval Office. Those that I am referring to just don't care what this woman may or may not have done.

The have-nots, do-nots & will-nots in this country would vote for Satan himself if they think they are going to get something "free"out of the deal. Unfortunately, their numbers have now increased to the point where it may be virtually impossible to stop this from happening.

The lefties in this country haven't been busying themselves over the years deepening the government's involvement in our healthcare system (thus steadily driving up the cost) for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

This was, IMHO, done deliberately, and is about to bear fruit for them in a really big way.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Dave

I could not agree more. I believe people that are saying she does not have a chance are seriously under estimating her She is very cold and calculating and will say whatever she needs and do whatever she needs to eliminate her opponents.

I truly believe the only 2 people that can beat her one on one. are Guiliani and Ron Paul. Fred Thompson is pretty popular to conservatives, but cannot get as many swing votes as Paul or Rudy.

shawn,

Believe me, you have no idea how wrong I hope I am.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Just to be accurate, I never

Just to be accurate, I never said she doesn't have a chance.  No doubt, she's the front runner...but it's early.  The media is covering the Republican candidates collectively, as if they're a group of nobodies...so nobody stands out.  On the other hand, Hillary is getting the softball treatment because her Democrat opponents are afraid to attack her and the media won't show unflattering Hillary coverage.  But when we get past the conventions, when Hillary is going to have to go one-on-one with the Republican nominee, she's not going to have the cake walk that she's getting now.  She is going to be running against the Republican nominee...someone who is NOT George W. Bush.  And the Republican nominee can run AGAINST Hillary and her dirtbag husband of convenience.  She's popular, but she's also VERY UNPOPULAR...she will motivate the fence sitters to get out and vote against her.  She may win, but it ain't going to be easy...and I certainly wouldn't bet the farm on her winning. 

I kind of agree, Dave, but I

I kind of agree, Dave, but I am trying to remain hopeful.. everyone was sure Kerry would dethrone W, but it didn't happen. You never know. I just read somewhere that Florida is no longer the true-blue state the Dems have counted on for so long.

mb,

I'm working on something (off & on) that I'm going to pop into the forum area hopefully before the weekend is out.

I think the "stupid factor" is going to play huge in the '08 election, perhaps moreso than ever before in the history of this nation.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

I will try to remember to

I will try to remember to check the forum perdiodically...I don't usually. Please put a heads-up over here if possible...

Yes, Judy.

"If I'm elected, you & millions of moonbats like you WILL fly, so all of you, please, keep flapping your arms!"
JMR

Rally online with fans of Dr. Ron Paul.

President Hillary's First News Conference

President Clinton answers questions about the mass arrests she ordered for all bloggers, Talk Radio hosts, and Fox News personalities.

Good one, Free.

Wonder how she plans to explain the columns of smoke people are going to be seeing scattered about the hinterlands.

Or, perhaps they have developed a smokeless crematorium. They are rather concerned about the environment, you know.

We know mass graves are out. Too much evidence left laying around.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Dictator-for-Life Hillary


In other news, President Clinton has authorized above-ground nuclear testing . . .

Right on top of the "detention center" she will be keeping us all in . . .

Dance you little puppet

Yes Yes Judith!

Dance you little puppet! Dance!

Make me laugh!

Dance, Judith, dance!!

Haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa!

Captionfest

Woodruff:  OOO!   OOO!  Hillary, can I be your ‘girl friend’??  I won’t tell my husband if you don’t tell yours.

Hillary:  Judy please, this is no time to have an orgasm!

Nattering Nabobettes

Woodruff: Mrs President, your excellency, madame, why is it that you have absolutely nothing in common with those, you know over that way (pointing right)

Shrilldabeast: Oh Judy, hahahhah(shrill cackle), Of course I don't, see, I can't even use this (right) hand properly.

Nice catch, little Judith!

Nice catch, little Judith! Now sit back down and savor your peanut, pawn. There's only one queen in this room and it's me. I can assure you that you're going to really like my communistic ideas. And if you don't? Well, let's just say, you will.

Oh me oh MY! That is

Oh me oh MY! That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scary! What AWFUL pictures!

Almost as bad as this.

WhatAMaroon

Crimsonfisted,

That's not nearly as scary is when the official, for-real, no-sh*t presidential seal is going to be affixed to a podium she is standing behind.

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

LOL, Judy, Judy, Judy, all

LOL, Judy, Judy, Judy, all anyone needs to know is when I'm president, healthcare will be free, and the crippled will walk.

 

"The ultimate Democrat constituent would be a public schoolteacher on welfare who needed an abortion and was suing her doctor."

Ann Coulter

These two just reflect each

These two just reflect each other....if the clothes weren't different it would be one in the same.

One is just a little kinder I guess.

Hillary Houndbags Clinton

That picture is not flattering of Hillary but for those who watched this AARP debate the most shocking thing was Dodd and Clinton competing for huge bags circled by dark rings under their eyes.

People talked about how bad Nixon looked in the Kennedy debate, but Hillary looked rode hard, put away wet, after a 2 week drunk and no sleep for a month.

I find it hard to believe that Iowa corn dust allergies made her look so bad...........and the back shot of her caboose in questions showed her wider than her podium. She rambled on questions well enough like the others in raise taxes, tax the rich and tax America.....but no one is showing the real screen grab of Hillary.

She looked like a ghoul from a horror movie.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

Lame C,

...rode hard, put away wet, after a 2 week drunk and no sleep for a month.

Ahh, that will be me a month after the Hildewench takes the oath of orifice.


When I'm president, privatization is off the table because it's not the answer to anything.
-Hillary Rodham, September 3, 2007 AARP Legislative Conference.

Dave.... Geesh!! Snap

Dave....

Geesh!!

Snap out of it!!!

Quit saying Shrillary is going to be the next Prez....

Ain't gonna' happen.

Give me a rest or a break anyway from the defeatism you have all the time when it comes to her...please.....pretty please.

I just got back....do not make me depressed already, wait a couple days.

LOL

Hillary is going to be the next President!

Hillary is going to be the next President . . . if we don't work our arses off informing people of what she believes & what she's about!

MSM + voter_supidity + Fraud = President Hillary Clinton

 

Get busy guys (and gals). We've got to defeat this Evil woman.

Why, yes, Judy, I do bathe

Why, yes, Judy, I do bathe in the blood of virgin girls!

 

 

You mean like this?  The

You mean like this? 

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

 

this episode of mutual of omahas wild kingdom

here we see the courting dance by the north american lesbian democrats as they search the community to find suitable sexual partners. the lesbians of the herd don't waste time tapping their toes in bathroom stalls as their male republican counterparts.

lunaticcringeradio

".......I'll take Potpourri

".......I'll take Potpourri for $800, Judy." 

If some people were any more stupid we'd have to water them twice a week.

Hillary: :"Judy....my love

Hillary: :"Judy....my love muffin...I'll see you after this stupid meeting"

Judy: "Cant wait.....Hill, my man"

What a surpise!  Judy

What a surprise!  Judy Woodruff and Hillary Rodham sharing a mutual orgasm.  It ain't the first, and it won't be the last for those two militant, hysterical, fundamentalist, leftist feminists.

"Ohhhhhhhhh Judy! You know

"Ohhhhhhhhh Judy! You know I love you and you love me and we alllllllllll love each other! Those dumb Republicans think that they can get balanced treatment from you guys. (insert weird witch-like cackle here)!"

"Hi Judy"

"Tell your husband, that media whore Al Hunt, to keep carrying the water for me!"

Hillary: "Who can tell me

Hillary: "Who can tell me what the opposite of a 'sausage fest' is? 

Judy: "Hysteria!"

I feel pretty,

I feel pretty,  . .

There is no sense in being stupid, if you can't prove it! - my dad V

Hilary: "We's all jus po'

Hilary: "We's all jus po' folk, tryin' to do what's best fo our families, can I get an Amen sister!...."

Advisor: "Psssttt.. Hilary! Wrong audience. We're not in a black church."

Hilary: "Well, I have always been a Yankees fan! Swear to God.."

Advisor: "Not a NY audience either!"

Hilary: "You want missle technorogy? I give you missle technorogy for one hundred mirrion dorrars, U.S. You get BIG missles and all kind of nucrear secret."

Advisor: "Right! Hsu, Charlie Trie, and Johnny Huang!"

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

"Right Judy i don't have to

"Right Judy i don't have to be a smooth liar you guys have been covering for me for years"

  “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”   -Chief Justice John Roberts

Hillary: "I personally

Hillary: "I personally believe.. that many U.S. Americans.. don't have maps.. and our education system should help South Africa... and the Iraq... and such as.. for a better future... for our children."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Jerry.... LMAO... That

Jerry....

LMAO...

That was priceless!

I did not have sex with

I did not have sex with that woman!!!

Even I had to laugh at that

Even I had to laugh at that one.  Good line, Ding.

Jer

Judy! I can't bileeeve you

Judy! I can't bileeeve you asked me such a hard-nosed questyonnnnn! Before I answer that, can we agree that next time we'll pre-screen those questions twice? You go, girl!

(quietly) See you later twixt the silks, girlfren. 

 Albatross! Allllbatrossss!

Hillary, with a lady

Hillary, with a lady clearly between her bosom, grinning happily and clearly enjoying every minute of it, tells the audience she is not a lesbian.

"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage
morale and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested,
exiled, or hanged." -Abraham Lincoln

Another Question, Please

Clinton: "Judy, I don't like that question. Carville forgot to prep me for that one. Can you ask me question number 5 from your list of questions that I swear I have never seen before?"

Judy: "Question 5 coming right up! With the widows and orphans being thrown in the street by the present administration's policies, how do you plan to..."

Caption

Ms. Clinton asks a crowd of faithful reporters who has had sexual relations with her husband.

"...so for only $200B, the

"...so for only $200B, the government will guarantee that you can't... oh, hello! Why, it's the young lady who brought me Norman's cash in those neat little brown paper packages! Um, hello, dear! We haven't spoken to any reporters or Federal agents today, have we dear?"

Reality Check

This picture makes me think

This picture makes me think of a pastor at a church laughing at the person giving testimony. Woodruff has her hand raised to the Heavens, while the Least Reverend Clinton is laughing at her.

I really think that questioning others' masculinity is a game probably better left to people who haven't had more cock in and out of them than a Tyson Chicken regional distribution center. AceOfSpades 06162007

pointy finger

 

And she's got that little finger pointing thing going. What is it with these people?????????? Condescending hag.

Peace through superior firepower, baby, yeah!

Hill "My third point: We

Hill "My third point: We Will Redistribute the Wealth"

Judy "HALLELUHILL"

  “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.”   -Chief Justice John Roberts

"Really? I'm one too!"

"Really? I'm one too!"

ok can we please find a new picture, i see that face too much

every other media forum loves to plaster that face everywhere can we please find another photo to caption please. that woman just scares me. any man confident in his own abilities should not be ashamed to admit his fears, but acknowledge them to face them. i'm scared that she has the ability to scam and manipulate the ignorant masses to gain power.

lunaticcringeradio

Senator Hillary Clinton

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-New York) smiles while beta-testing her latest remote control puppet, the JudyWoodruff2008, in Davenport, Iowa.

The end of America = HRC

The end of America = HRC

Giggiddy...giggiddy....giggid

Giggiddy...giggiddy....giggiddy...

 

 

 

 

Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!

Reminds me of a Family Guy

Reminds me of a Family Guy episode with Quagmire playing the part of Bill Clinton.

My fellow Americans: I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did
ga-googity that girl. I ga-shmoygadeed her ga-flavity with my googis,
and I am sorry.

So it's spelled

So it's spelled ga-googity?

Shut up and blog! If you claim to be a conservative, please don't disgrace yourself and conservatism by thinking and arguing like a liberal. Go Rudy!

Guy, All spellings are

Guy,

All spellings are strictly phonetic.

But on a larger note, it's impossible to express the magic that is Glen Quagmire in mere words.

I always get a giggle out

I always get a giggle out of how Fox or Rush want to lampoon me.

I must be doing something right when they are always obsessed about me...tee hee.

 

 

 

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Exactly, Hillary.  You're

Exactly, Hillary.  You're making a right jackass out of yourself.

Montana, don't

Montana, don't confuse "lampoon" with "harpoon",  you know, as in harpoon a whale. 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Hilary:  "When I say jump,

Hilary:  "When I say jump, you say.."

Judy: "How high?!!"

Hilary: "Jump!"

Judy: "How high?!!" 

Hilary:  "Very good.  Now go away and await further orders."

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Judy:  "Your exalted

Judy:  "Your exalted majesty, President Rodham.  Your people are starving,  they have no bread to eat."

Hilary:  "Let them eat cake!" 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

 Judy:  "Your exalted

 Judy:  "Your exalted majesty, President Rodham.  Your people are starving,  they have no bread to eat."

Hilary:  "Ungrateful peasants!  Burial costs are included in our universal health care!"

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq  to derail the impeachment vote:  “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

The Dickens You Say

"I am not gay, I have never been gay....."

Pick me! Pick me!

Another left - wing moonbat picked from the audience for Hillbilly's cabinet, this time "Secretary of Snacks"

Through Her Teeth

Hillary Clinton proves that she doesn't always lie with a straight face.

Like

You like me, you really, really like me!!!!

Non illigitamus carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down

Hillary

You're from the Advocate!?

Well then...YES.....Yes, I AM a lesbian!

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When we all agree God doesn't exist, is the day there will be "Peace on Earth"

“Next question –

“Next question – “

“Yes – you.”

“Oh, you are from the National Review? Then, no, I am definitely NOT a lesbian”!

Jimbo says - "There is a fine line between freedom of speech and treason"

Hehehehehe...

 

...............Judy............

That was some good stuff we was smoking earlier...

Now get up here and pull my finger...again!

Brrrrhhh!

 

He slept with you TOO?? aha

He slept with you TOO?? aha ha ha ha

Oooh, Oooh, Mrs. Clinton?

May I be the next to pucker up and kiss your more-than-ample backside and throw you another softball?

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Ever notice when you put "The" & "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS" ?