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Weekend Captionfest II
 Original Caption: Outgoing White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, left, leaves the podium at the end of his final on-camera press briefing, Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007, in the White House briefing room at the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak) |
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Tony smiles after seeing
September 16, 2007 - 17:24 ET by botgTony smiles after seeing the Medusa (in pink) for the last time
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captionfest
September 16, 2007 - 17:45 ET by SportPoliticsTony laughing: Yes, Helen swore yesterday she would wear pink in support of the Patreaus hearing disruptors, but her blazer is too now small for her, so her arms have been stuck up like that all morning, and as you can see noone would sit next to her. I think she's actually knitting now, in her personal vaccuum.
Tony Snow Captionfest
September 16, 2007 - 18:17 ET by charlietexasTony Snow completes his tenure as press secretary as Helen Thomas
remains in her seat. A quick check of her pulse revealed that there was
none.
Who let the bag lady in?
September 16, 2007 - 18:20 ET by fitzfongWho let the bag lady in? Make sure you get that seat disinfected afterwards.
Suckers.
September 16, 2007 - 18:46 ET by CrashSuckers.
Helen sat there for hours,
September 16, 2007 - 18:51 ET by CrashHelen sat there for hours, only to learn she'd forgotten her knitting needles,"Where's Tony going? I'm knitting him a cap!"
Jokes on you Helen...
September 16, 2007 - 19:14 ET by Conservative_in_mass.Tony: "I've always wanted to put chewing gum on her seat...I can't wait til she tries to get up!"
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~ Unknown
Good luck Tony, you were
September 16, 2007 - 20:29 ET by USA4freedomGood luck Tony, you were a
class act.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Tony, don’t you need a
September 16, 2007 - 20:32 ET by USA4freedomTony, don’t you need a lawn jockey to where you are going?
Helen is about the right size. Or.. maybe a garden none. She
has the looks and the IQ..
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Helen Garden-Gnome
September 16, 2007 - 20:36 ET by Cool ArrowIn an out of the way place surrounded by shrubs for those times Tony doesn't feel like walking back indoors to take a leak.
~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~
Garden nome? More like a
September 16, 2007 - 21:20 ET by RESTLESS 1Garden nome? More like a scarecrow. That old buzzard would scare off the criminal element better that three pitbulls.
i'm tony snow
September 16, 2007 - 20:34 ET by lunaticcringeradiolook at all these hotties that come to see me.
lunaticcringeradio
Just a minute here...
September 16, 2007 - 20:36 ET by ThreePuttinDudeI don't want to sound mean or cruel, but who is that in the front right hand corner of the picture? Rather strange looking individual if you ask me..
That is the kind of groupie
September 16, 2007 - 21:23 ET by RESTLESS 1That is the kind of groupie a Presidential press secretary draws. It's a much harder job that we can imagine. (;>)
LMAO!!!!
September 16, 2007 - 22:21 ET by drillanwrLMAO!!!!
Rest
September 16, 2007 - 22:30 ET by Conservative_in_mass.Too Funny!!!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~ Unknown
tony is wondering
September 16, 2007 - 20:40 ET by lunaticcringeradioare they remaking bruce campbells evil dead or army of darkness.
lunaticcringeradio
Bruce
September 16, 2007 - 21:54 ET by Free StinkerNo, but he does have a new movie coming out next year...
. . . and no matter how horrific the terrorist attack, it's
conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners
have an Air Force. --P.J. O'Rourke
Whew, no more having to
September 16, 2007 - 20:54 ET by terrigWhew, no more having to look at the creature from the lagoon every morning. Life is good!
terri see the first comment
September 16, 2007 - 20:59 ET by botgterri see the first comment GMTA?
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Helen Thomas adds Tony
September 16, 2007 - 21:14 ET by motherbeltHelen Thomas adds Tony Snow's name to her list of Presidential Press Secretaries that she has driven to early retirement.
Tony Snow is ecstatically
September 16, 2007 - 21:50 ET by stratmanTony Snow is ecstatically thrilled to no longer having to endure the stench of Helen Thomas' poopy pants or the nauseating sight when Helen forgets to wear her Power Ranger Undies with a skirt and then pretends she's Sharon Stone in the movie Basic Instinct.
Eeeewwwww!
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
You owe me dinner!!! I just
September 16, 2007 - 22:30 ET by RESTLESS 1You owe me dinner!!! I just lost mine reading your post. :(
That was funny, thanks for
September 16, 2007 - 22:32 ET by charlietexasThat was funny, thanks for the laughs.....omg.......
Sorry Restless1. I should
September 17, 2007 - 01:36 ET by stratmanSorry Restless1.
I should have put a food and beverage warning in the title.
I skeeved myself out with that one too.
Killing them with kindness isn't working. Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.
Helen
September 16, 2007 - 22:20 ET by Felicity RandThe caretaker (the woman on the right) comes to escort Helen back to the nursing home. She shares a laugh with Tony Snow as it is common for Helen to wander in and ask silly incoherent questions.
Would that be caretaker ...
September 16, 2007 - 22:23 ET by drillanwrWould that be caretaker ... or crypt keeper?
Hell-en was stuck to the
September 16, 2007 - 22:30 ET by charlietexasHell-en was stuck to the seat by her poo poo.
Barking Spiders
September 16, 2007 - 22:54 ET by WoodyM(I hope Helen gets a good wiff of the parting present I left her.)
Helen
September 16, 2007 - 23:28 ET by Emma GrumpThe press room is abruptly vacated as the remnants of Helen's daily egg & onion sandwich fills the air, but the plucky reporters vow to return next week, when the stench has dissipated.
Tony
September 17, 2007 - 03:25 ET by old croTony Snow, with his TGIF LAGHAB smile on, leaves the podium as spokesperson to the media of the most powerful man on planet earth, for the last time.
LAGHAB = let's all go have a beer
Tony Snow: There's not
September 17, 2007 - 13:04 ET by fitzfongTony Snow: There's not enough beer in the world to make me look directly at that rotting, putrid mass in the front row.
Tony chuckling to himself:
September 17, 2007 - 15:01 ET by MightyMouth"Somewhere there is a dead "Mary Kay" lady with Helen Thomas' fingerprints all over the scene."
"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...
Tony Snow: "Yes Helen, I am
September 17, 2007 - 15:18 ET by Prez RudyTony Snow: "Yes Helen, I am really laughing AT you..I wasn't allowed to all this time, but now, I just can't contain myself!"
It will be hard for our
September 22, 2007 - 20:32 ET byIt will be hard for our wonderful White House to find as smooth a liar as me!
A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons
Sincerely, Helen
September 22, 2007 - 20:34 ET by fitzfongSincerely,
Helen Thomas