Weekend Captionfest II


 


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Outgoing White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, left, leaves the podium at the end of his final on-camera press briefing, Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007, in the White House briefing room at the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
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Tony smiles after seeing

Tony smiles after seeing the Medusa (in pink) for the last time

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Tony laughing: Yes, Helen swore yesterday she would wear pink in support of the Patreaus hearing disruptors, but her blazer is too now small for her, so her arms have been stuck up like that all morning, and as you can see noone would sit next to her. I think she's actually knitting now, in her personal vaccuum.

Tony Snow Captionfest

Tony Snow completes his tenure as press secretary as Helen Thomas
remains in her seat. A quick check of her pulse revealed that there was
none.

Who let the bag lady in? 

Who let the bag lady in?  Make sure you get that seat disinfected afterwards.

Suckers.

Suckers.

Helen sat there for hours,

Helen sat there for hours, only to learn she'd forgotten her knitting needles,"Where's Tony going? I'm knitting him a cap!"

Jokes on you Helen...

Tony: "I've always wanted to put chewing gum on her seat...I can't wait til she tries to get up!"

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  ~ Unknown

Good luck Tony, you were

Good luck Tony, you were a
class act. 

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Tony, don’t you need a

Tony, don’t you need a lawn jockey to where you are going?

Helen is about the right size. Or.. maybe a garden none. She
has the looks and the IQ..

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Helen Garden-Gnome

In an out of the way place surrounded by shrubs for those times Tony doesn't feel like walking back indoors to take a leak.

~LYDSEXICS UNTIE!~

Garden nome? More like a

Garden nome? More like a scarecrow. That old buzzard would scare off the criminal element better that three pitbulls.

i'm tony snow

look at all these hotties that come to see me.

lunaticcringeradio

Just a minute here...

I don't want to sound mean or cruel, but who is that in the front right hand corner of the picture? Rather strange looking individual if you ask me..

That is the kind of groupie

That is the kind of groupie a Presidential press secretary draws. It's a much harder job that we can imagine. (;>)

LMAO!!!!

LMAO!!!!

Rest

Too Funny!!!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.  ~ Unknown

tony is wondering

are they remaking bruce campbells evil dead or army of darkness.

 

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Bruce

No, but he does have a new movie coming out next year...

 

. . . and no matter how horrific the terrorist attack, it's
conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners
have an Air Force. --P.J. O'Rourke

Whew, no more having to

Whew, no more having to look at the creature from the lagoon every morning.  Life is good!

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Helen Thomas adds Tony

Helen Thomas adds Tony Snow's name to her list of Presidential Press Secretaries that she has driven to early retirement.

Tony Snow is ecstatically

Tony Snow is ecstatically thrilled to no longer having to endure the stench of Helen Thomas' poopy pants or the nauseating sight when Helen forgets to wear her Power Ranger Undies with a skirt and then pretends she's Sharon Stone in the movie Basic Instinct.

Eeeewwwww!

Killing them with kindness isn't working.  Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.

You owe me dinner!!! I just

You owe me dinner!!! I just lost mine reading your post. :(

That was funny, thanks for

That was funny, thanks for the laughs.....omg.......

Sorry Restless1. I should

Sorry Restless1.

I should have put a food and beverage warning in the title.

I skeeved myself out with that one too.

Killing them with kindness isn't working.  Time to get scrappy with the Donkeys.

Helen

The caretaker (the woman on the right) comes to escort Helen back to the nursing home. She shares a laugh with Tony Snow as it is common for Helen to wander in and ask silly incoherent questions.

Would that be caretaker ...

Would that be caretaker ... or crypt keeper?

Hell-en was stuck to the

Hell-en was stuck to the seat by her poo poo.

Barking Spiders

(I hope Helen gets a good wiff of the parting present I left her.) 

Helen

The press room is abruptly vacated  as the remnants of Helen's daily egg & onion sandwich fills the air, but the plucky reporters vow to return next week, when the stench has dissipated.

Tony

Tony Snow, with his TGIF LAGHAB smile on, leaves the podium as spokesperson to the media of the most powerful man on planet earth, for the last time.

LAGHAB = let's all go have a beer

Tony Snow: There's not

Tony Snow: There's not enough beer in the world to make me look directly at that rotting, putrid mass in the front row.

Tony chuckling to himself:

"Somewhere there is a dead "Mary Kay" lady with Helen Thomas' fingerprints all over the scene."

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Tony Snow: "Yes Helen, I am

Tony Snow: "Yes Helen, I am really laughing AT you..I wasn't allowed to all this time, but now, I just can't contain myself!"

It will be hard for our

It will be hard for our wonderful White House to find as smooth a liar as me!

 

A free press is one of the first things to go in a totalitarian government. Montana Lyons

Sincerely, Helen

Sincerely,

Helen Thomas