Rove:  "Please, Mr. President?  Just one `F - YOU!'  Please??"

Bush: As the preacher in Blazzing Saddles said to the Sheriff: Son, your on your own!

Rove: I guess I won't have the press to push around anymore. Geez, it was such fun while it lasted.

 Rove: .... and make sure you get someone to take over my weather machine.

"So...as the true POTUS, let me say to the liberal MSM...psssst!!!"

"Hey boss, can I call the MSM A**holes now?"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Rove to reporters: I understand that the Journalism Schools have added “Newsroom Cheering” to their curriculum. Can any of you fact-check that for me?

Rove: Yes, I can now verify that Chris Mathews has joined the ranks of the insane.

Unaware of the danger the MSM was lured into Karl Rove's cleaver trap. 

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

Here on the plains of the White House serenghetti, a gaggle of vultures encircle what they believe to be a dead carcass, only to be lured to their death by the clever and deadly KarlRove-a-sarus Rex, better known as K-Rex.

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Karl (stage whisper over his shoulder): Ya see how easy it is to gather a crowd of these idiots? Watch this! 

Karl (into mic): I'd like to say a few final words:

Blatz! Master cylinder! Flatus! Thunder mug! Hangnail! Bromadrosis!

Good night.

  Aaaahhhh HATE that rabbit! - Yosemite Sam 

"I don't know how the hell you put up with their crap Mr.President." 

"In case you haven't heard of me, that's R-O-V-E."

So, W, whaddya think? Should I give them a middle finger?

or:

Are you sure all these cameras have been checked to make sure they ARE cameras???

GWB: You can’t leave, what happens if hurricane Dean comes up the gulf and hits New Orleans? Who will I get to blow up the levy?

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With Democrat revisionist history and liberals guaranteeing the future (global warming, nuclear destruction, etc.) only the future is certain; the past is always changing.

CBS Bill Plante: "If you're so smart, why did you loose congress?"

Karl: Good question. The truth is, we didn't "loose" it, we gave it to the Democrats. All you media types are talking about how Bush is a "Lame Duck" but the real story is the "Lame Duck" Congress. Now, I'm leaving the White House with a Bush approval poll number better than any stupid Democrat. And after another year of failure after failure on the Democrats part you're going to see another Republican President in 2008. Not so dumb from where I'm standing Bill, take that and smoke it.

Rove:  Why couldn't have we done this at Crawford, George?  It's so hot there today (High was 103) they'd probably spontaneously combust.

Seriously, I want to do something really evil!

Now, if you'll excuse me, Mr. President, I am going to warm up the weather machine.

Ssssssssssssssssssst. The death star is nearly in position over the rebel reporters, your highness. Sssssssssssssssssssssssst.

 "He says the birds are scrounging." - Anonymous Jerusalem resident, about Bwyan.

 Bush: " psssssst......hey Karl, on yer way out, just for sh#%s, and giggles how bout I get the Secret Service to strap you to a handtruck, and wheel ya to yer limo with a Hannibal mask on".

'"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

                   - Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

"I think the best part about leaving the Bush administration is that I regain the use of my right hand, and no longer have to practice ventriloquism." 

"Thank you for your service Karl. We all chipped in, even Scooter, and got you that lectern. Enjoy."

Check out my latest YouTube...but only if you support the troops and their mission: Better Men Than Me/The Battle For Fallujah

ROVE: "I'm off to be Jenna's Wedding Planner ... And NO stupid jokes about my J Lo butt ..."

Rove:  Quiet, you'll ruin the punchline

Bush:  A Librawl!  Ha!

Rove:  See! ya did it again

As that great philosopher, Rodney King, said years ago: Can't we all just get along?

"Can you hold it until we're through here? [pause] Well then, please don't stand like that you look like Ray Nagin"