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Veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas, center, from Hearst Newspapers, takes her seat located in the front row, before the ribbon-cutting ceremony for the renovated James S. Brady Press Briefing Room, Wednesday, July 11, 2007, at the White House in Washington.














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The "Dean" of the
July 21, 2007 - 15:55 ET by saw the lightThe "Dean" of the Washington Press Corps peruses the New York Times for material for her next harangue of the President, blissfully unaware that she cleared the entire front row with a not so silent bout of flatulence.
"There is a tendency for the world to say to America, 'the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out,' and then to worry when America wants to sort them out." - Prime Minister
I wouldnt sit next to her
July 21, 2007 - 16:14 ET by well99I wouldnt sit next to her either.She nothing but a shill for the Dems left wing.One day she should actually ask a question without giving a political diatribe first.
....'One Is A Lonely
July 21, 2007 - 16:17 ET by bigtimer....'One Is A Lonely Number'....
Lets see, hummm ok its
July 21, 2007 - 16:36 ET by USA4freedomLets see, hummm ok its going to be an ok day. My name is not
in the obituaries.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
Uh-OH USA... Looks like
July 21, 2007 - 16:44 ET by bigtimerUh-OH USA...
Looks like mb beat you by five minutes here with the same sentiments.
Something about great minds think alike...
...lol....
Oh, thank God, my name isn't
July 21, 2007 - 16:31 ET by motherbeltOh, thank God, my name isn't in the obituary column!
That is so true. These
July 21, 2007 - 17:59 ET by USA4freedomThat is so true.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
"It's ALIVE"
July 21, 2007 - 20:29 ET by BEGRUNT"It's ALIVE"
"If a man does his best, what else is there"?
General George S. Patton Jr.
Knowing that her job will
July 21, 2007 - 16:40 ET by Trix RabbitKnowing that her job will become obsolete as soon as the Clinton Reichstag ascends to the Presidency, (because after all, the DNC already has too many sycophants as it is) HT frantically searches through the DailyJobsWanted for her next employment.
"Door greeter at Wal-Mart?"
"Bouncer at Rascally Randall's Bordello and Bagel Emporium?"
"Here it is! Bodyguard for Hugo Chavez!"
Liberal: a power worshipper without power. George Orwell
Morning movement
July 21, 2007 - 16:45 ET by fitzfongPassing the time while filling up her Depends, Helen Thomas leafs through the morning edition.
Lacking originality, Helen
July 21, 2007 - 17:12 ET by AJLacking originality, Helen Thomas sifts through the morning news paper looking for "good" one-liners to use against the Bush Administration.
"While attempting to remain
July 21, 2007 - 17:25 ET by ckc1227"While attempting to remain indifferent, veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas wonders to herself if maybe she should have showered this morning after all."
Hmmm -- Who is this
July 21, 2007 - 18:01 ET by dervishHmmm -- Who is this "Gallagher" guy, anyway?
"Pravda" gets better and better each issue
July 21, 2007 - 18:41 ET by Carl Kolchak"' 'Pravda' gets better and better each issue." Helen thinks to herself.
"Well I got nothing against the press. They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true" 'Sunday Papers'
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind!
July 21, 2007 - 18:21 ET by rob6677Helen commenting to herself... "Oh, it says here Abe Vigoda is still alive, God bless you Abe for taking some of the heat off me!"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
That was really
July 21, 2007 - 18:42 ET by Carl KolchakThat was really funny.
Sincerely Fish
Thanks Carl! "Time flies
July 21, 2007 - 19:11 ET by rob6677Thanks Carl!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" Groucho
caption: Helen works the crossword
July 21, 2007 - 19:32 ET by Pragmatic-ManHelen: "Ooh! I love the crossword puzzle. Okay, six letters, across, ends with an 'N', world leader during WW2 attributed with bringing his nation out of the war into unprecedented prosperity. Easy.... Stalin!"
correct answer: Truman
Prag... That was
July 21, 2007 - 19:50 ET by bigtimerPrag...
That was priceless!
I never have done this, but you are the winner for this Captionfest as far as I am concerned...(which may mean zilch...lol)
thanks bt!
July 21, 2007 - 19:53 ET by Pragmatic-ManBT, many thanks!
Let's see now, in the third
July 21, 2007 - 19:54 ET by pocomocoLet's see now, in the third race at Hollywood Park . . . .
At the first press conferance
July 21, 2007 - 19:57 ET by c5thenIn the first press conference in the newly renovated Brady Briefing Room:
President Bush: The first question goes, of course, to Hellen.
Pause
President Bush: Hellen, go ahead.
Pause
President Bush: HELLEN.
Pause
President Bush: Well, on the bright side, she's still moving. I just saw her turn a page.
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
Why won't anyone sit next to me? & do these seats really eject!
July 21, 2007 - 19:58 ET by PawpawNPoor Helen wondering, "Why won't anyone sit next to me?" and then notices the way the seat is made and says, "Do these things really eject you if you ask the wrong question?" But the BEST has to be, "Cheney is President for a day! I'm the only target on the front row!!"
Helen Thomas prepares her
July 21, 2007 - 21:01 ET by JerryHelen Thomas prepares her questions for todays press conference.
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air speed velocity of an un-laden swallow?
(Well, she does bear a strong resemblance to the bridge keeper.)
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
jerry
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"The more I study science, the more I believe in God." Einstein
Thanks botg, that's
July 21, 2007 - 21:14 ET by JerryThanks botg, that's great!
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
check the jump to pics and
July 21, 2007 - 21:18 ET by botgcheck the jump to pics and sounds on the left
"The more I study science, the more I believe in God." Einstein
NOOObody expects the
July 21, 2007 - 21:34 ET by dahliatraversNOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
(Thanks, botg.)
But, you are not Cardinal
July 21, 2007 - 21:41 ET by botgBut, you are not Cardinal Richlieu rather you are the famous impersonator
"The more I study science, the more I believe in God." Einstein
Tax the White House Press Corp
July 21, 2007 - 21:04 ET by Lame CherryIn honor of Democrats whom the MSM are 99 percent, I propose the following measures in line with how Democrats deal with the rest of America........and it will please American taxpayers who are being screwed over by these 5 and 6 figure salary rich dolts.
First to honor Burger King Bill Clinton, I propose a Fat Tax. Propagandist and their propaganda rich corporations will be levied a 1000 dollars a pound over 130 for women and 170 for men. That will probably a good 30 grand on Helen Thomas alone.
Second to honor Henry hog nose Waxman, I propose the Ugly Tax on both ears and eyes. For the ears whiners like David Bloom of NBC who hurt the ears and again Helen Thomas who hurts the eyes to look at her a simple 10 dollar word for every word spoken by them and 1000 dollars per appearance before a tv camera.
Third to honor Dan Rather, the constipated for thought tax. Each day Tony Snow will levy a tax on the most stupid question of the conference at 10,000 dollars.
Fourth to honor GlobAl Gore, every propagandist on Air Force One will pay a percentage based upon passengers carried divided up on the total cost of a flight of the president's plane.
Fifth to honor carpetbagger Hillary Clinton, every propagandist will be charged 10,000 dollars per month for office space which they use in the White House.
Finally to honor Teddy Kennedy in his bridge over troubled water, I propose each month Tony Snow by lottery picks a name from a hat and that propagandist will be parachuted into a real war zone and not protected American zones where they bash America from and demand 1 million dollars ransom from al Qaeda to take them back or they will have to suffer with them.
Hopefully, Congress will introduce this bill and it will be passed before they end their Harry at night parties and go on vacation.
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As president Bush is led to
July 21, 2007 - 21:09 ET by JerryAs president Bush is led to the new Brady Press Briefing Room, his handler advises him...
"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be a man of valour, for the entrance to this room is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no republican yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about her lair. So, brave president, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth."
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Its the Jaberwocky,
July 21, 2007 - 21:12 ET by Dan The Man 2Its the Jaberwocky, quick bring the Holy Handgrenade.
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
They LOOK harmless, but
July 23, 2007 - 11:59 ET by pbanks7They LOOK harmless, but they all have a mean streak a mile wide!
Ignorance is bliss. It's easier to repeat a mindless slogan than to do some actual research.
Helen, Helen, Helen
July 21, 2007 - 21:22 ET by nkviking75Thomas: "I liked it better when I was young and these things came on scrolls. So much easier to handle!"
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
But, the scrolls were an
July 21, 2007 - 21:28 ET by JerryBut, the scrolls were an improvement over the stone tablets. Helen broke many a nail on those tablets.
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment
vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any
President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Helen Highwater
July 21, 2007 - 21:35 ET by Cool ArrowWhat the heck does that have to do with the story?
I wear them and that doesn't make me a stalker or an astronaut.
"I wish they'd hurry up and
July 21, 2007 - 22:50 ET by JohnM"I wish they'd hurry up and dim the lights. I can't WAIT to see the new Harry Potter movie!"
There's One On Every Street
July 21, 2007 - 23:14 ET by BondPlainBondThe thoughts of cat fancier, Helen Thomas, while scanning the coupon section, "Cat food coupons... cat food coupons.... oh, there they are... now, let me remember... oh, yes... 125 cats times... how many cans?""
.
July 22, 2007 - 00:28 ET by ding7777Here it is way back on page B27... Republicans Filibuster
Quinn always said: A
July 22, 2007 - 08:26 ET by Roger the ShrubberQuinn always said: A liberal is someone who stands on his head and tells the world it is upside-down.
Ding, you are truly a dumbass. Especially since your dumbass line of thinking was debunked days ago, yet still you spout the same dumbass crap. Even Ms. magazine reported it, dumbass.
She really should stop
July 22, 2007 - 05:08 ET by AlgerHissShe really should stop eating those burritos.
Rochester, Minnesota: A Fem_Leftist City!
"Yea I smell it to...old
July 22, 2007 - 05:56 ET by mlong"Yea I smell it too...old and bitter."
*Sheehan-vs-Pelosi*
"This could get ugly"
To the Left of None
July 22, 2007 - 10:04 ET by DingbatProof that Helen Thomas is to the left of none.
While fumbling for her
July 22, 2007 - 10:23 ET by VT Con ManWhile fumbling for her bit__y leftist snivel line for GW, Helen overhears Mr Brett Baer, laughing, "age before beauty, and, she (pointing) is the reason for the vinyl seat covers in the front row."
Left Wing Succubus Helen
July 22, 2007 - 12:06 ET by BlazerLeft Wing Succubus Helen Thomas peruses WAPO for talking points in eager anticipation of a White House press conference, or as she likes to call it "feeding time"
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Helen: I'm definately
July 22, 2007 - 14:36 ET by midnight cowboyHelen:
I'm definately calling this one.
Single white male looking for professional woman with powerfull connections. Must hate Bush, and republicans alike. Likes to sit by the fire and read passages from Engels, Marx, Trotsky and Lenin. Must believe organized religion is for lunatics, and be able to socialize with the Bourgeoisie. Ideal candidate must be 165 to 275lbs, hair and teeth optional, Wrinkles and body odor OK.
great caption
July 22, 2007 - 14:40 ET by Pragmatic-Manoooh! Great caption!
Midnight Cowboy, you
July 22, 2007 - 14:41 ET by BlazerMidnight Cowboy, you forgot " into Necrophilia", cause everyone knows Helen's been dead for over ten years now.
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
Reporters in the second
July 22, 2007 - 15:25 ET by BlazerReporters in the second row:
"Jeez Helen! How'z about a courtesy flush, were dyin' back here! "
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "
- Ben Kenobi on Liberals, and the MSM.
You know that Broomhilda
July 22, 2007 - 17:11 ET by Ruths husband BenYou know that Broomhilda comic strip is really funny! I just wish I could remember who she looks like.
Another anit-American
July 22, 2007 - 19:32 ET by Army BratThe picture is as slanted as her leftist views of America. Happy Trails...