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By Matthew Balan | August 09, 2011 | 19:50

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NPR tried to portray evangelical scientific and theological scholars who no longer believe in the Book of Genesis's account of Adam and Eve as "conservative" on Tuesday's Morning Edition. Host Steve Inskeep used this bizarre label, while correspondent Barbara Bradley Hagerty cited a theology teacher who denies the fall of man into sin as an example of one of these "conservatives" who "want their faith to come into the 21st century."

After Inskeep's introduction, which also noted how "for many evangelicals, a historical Adam and Eve is a critical part of their theology," Hagerty almost immediately turned to Dennis Venema of Trinity Western University in Canada and asked, "How likely is it that we all descended from Adam and Eve?" He replied, in part, "Not likely at all."

The NPR journalist didn't mention any of Venema's belief background during the report, but the July/August 2010 edition of the FaithToday publication cited the biologist's own label of himself as a "evolutionary creationist." After a second clip from Venema, Hagerty stated that he is "part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century." She then played a clip from John Schneider, a former theology teacher at Calvin College, who, according to the correspondent, "says it's time to face facts: there was no Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence."

This is NPR's example of a "conservative"? Schneider denies a central tenet of most orthodox schools of theology in Christianity. After a sound bite from Schneider, who called on Christians to "reformulate some of their tradition about human beginnings," Hagerty then turned to two individuals who represent this more orthodox view- Dr. Fazale Rana of the organization Reason To Believe, and Dr. Albert Mohler, the famous president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.

DOCTOR FAZALE RANA, REASONS TO BELIEVE: From my viewpoint, a historical Adam and Eve is absolutely central to the truth claims of the Christian faith.

HAGERTY: Fazale Rana is a biochemist with a Ph.D. from Ohio University, and vice president of Reasons To Believe, an evangelical think tank that questions evolution. Sure, he says, some small details of scripture could be wrong.

RANA: But if the parts of Scripture that you're claiming to be false, in effect, are responsible for creating the fundamental doctrines of the Christian faith, then you've got a problem.

HAGERTY: Okay, let's look at why Rana and others believe in a literal, historical Adam and Eve. One reason is that the Genesis account makes man unique, created in the image of God- not a descendant of lower primates. Second, it tells a story of how evil came into the world....

ALBERT MOHLER, SOUTHERN BAPTIST THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY: When Adam sinned, he sinned for us, and it's that very sinfulness that sets up our understanding of our need for a savior.

HAGERTY: Albert Mohler is president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville. He says the Adam and Eve story is not just about a fall from paradise. It goes to the heart of Christianity. He notes that the Apostle Paul argued that the whole point of Jesus's crucifixion and resurrection was to undo Adam's original sin.

MOHLER: Without Adam, the work of Christ makes no sense whatsoever in Paul's description of the Gospel, which is the classic description of the Gospel we have in the New Testament.

The NPR correspondent followed this with another clip from Venema, who suggested that his view would be "an opportunity to have an increasingly accurate understanding of the world. And, from a Christian perspective, that's an increasingly accurate understanding of how God brought us into existence."

Later in her report, Hagerty turned to author Karl Giberson, who wrote a book titled "Saving Darwin: How To Be A Christian and Believe In Evolution." Predictably, Giberson used the oft-cited example by people on the left side of the political spectrum of how the Catholic Church supposedly mishandled Galileo. The correspondent followed the clip from the author with another clip from Dr. Rana:

GIBERSON: When you ignore science, you end up with egg on your face, and the Catholic Church has had an awful lot of egg on its face for centuries because of Galileo. And Protestants would do very well to look at that and to learn from it.

HAGERTY: Fuzale Rana isn't so sure this is a Galileo moment- that implies the scientists are correct- but he does believe the stakes are even higher in today's battle. It's not just about the movement of the earth, but the nature of God and man, of sin and redemption.

RANA: I think this is going to be a pivotal point in church history, because what rests at the very heart of this debate is whether or not key ideas within Christianity are ultimately true or not.

Overall, Hagerty played nine sound bites from the five supposed "conservatives" who either overtly stated or hinted at their more heterodox leanings, compared to seven clips from only two who supported the more traditional view- Drs. Rana and Mohler. So the NPR correspondent's report definitely slanted towards the heterodox "21st century" types both in number of sound bites and in number of individuals.

The full transcript of Barbara Bradley Hagerty's report from Tuesday's Morning Edition on NPR:

STEVE INSKEEP: We may be following the markets second by second this week, but let's take a moment to take a longer view. Let's go all the way back to the beginning, or to what several religions mark as the beginning: Adam and Eve. For many evangelicals, a historical Adam and Eve is a critical part of their theology, but now, some conservative religious scholars are saying publicly that they can no longer believe it.

As NPR's Barbara Bradley Hagerty reports, this is causing a rupture among evangelicals over reconciling science with the Bible.

BARBARA BRADLEY HAGERTY: According to the book of Genesis, this is how humanity began.

UNIDENTIFIED MAN 1: The Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

HAGERTY: God called the man Adam, and later created Eve from his rib. Four out of 10 Americans believe this account, and it's a central tenet for much of evangelical Christianity. So, I asked Dennis Venema, a biologist at the evangelical Trinity Western University, how likely is it that we all descended from Adam and Eve?

DENNIS VENEMA, TRINITY WESTERN UNIVERSITY: That would be against all the genomics evidence that we've assembled over the last 20 years- so, not likely at all.

HAGERTY: Venema says there's no way we can be traced back to a single couple. He says with the mapping of the human genome, it's clear that modern humans emerged from other primates as a large population- long before the Genesis time frame of a few thousand years ago. And given the genetic variation of people today, he says scientists can't get that population size below 10,000 people at any time in our evolutionary history. To get down to just two ancestors, Venema says-

VENEMA: You would have to postulate that there has been this absolutely astronomical mutation rate that has produced all these new variants in an incredibly short period of time. Those types of mutation rates are just not possible. It would mutate us out of existence.

HAGERTY: Venema is part of a growing cadre of Christian scholars who say they want their faith to come into the 21st century- so is John Schneider. Schneider, who taught theology at Calvin College in Michigan until recently, says it's time to face facts: there was no Adam and Eve, no serpent, no apple, no fall that toppled man from a state of innocence.

JOHN SCHNEIDER: Evolution makes it pretty clear that in nature, and in the moral experience of human beings, there never was any such paradise to be lost. So Christians, I think, have a challenge, have a job on their hands to reformulate some of their tradition about human beginnings.

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HAGERTY: This is heresy to many evangelicals.

DOCTOR FAZALE RANA, REASONS TO BELIEVE: From my viewpoint, a historical Adam and Eve is absolutely central to the truth claims of the Christian faith.

HAGERTY: Fazale Rana is a biochemist with a Ph.D. from Ohio University, and vice president of Reasons To Believe, an evangelical think tank that questions evolution. Sure, he says, some small details of scripture could be wrong.

RANA: But if the parts of Scripture that you're claiming to be false, in effect, are responsible for creating the fundamental doctrines of the Christian faith, then you've got a problem.

HAGERTY: Okay, let's look at why Rana and others believe in a literal, historical Adam and Eve. One reason is that the Genesis account makes man unique, created in the image of God- not a descendant of lower primates. Second, it tells a story of how evil came into the world.

UNIDENTIFIED MAN 1: She took of the fruit thereof and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her, and he did eat. And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked.

ALBERT MOHLER, SOUTHERN BAPTIST THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY: When Adam sinned, he sinned for us, and it's that very sinfulness that sets up our understanding of our need for a savior.

HAGERTY: Albert Mohler is president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary in Louisville. He says the Adam and Eve story is not just about a fall from paradise. It goes to the heart of Christianity. He notes that the Apostle Paul argued that the whole point of Jesus's crucifixion and resurrection was to undo Adam's original sin.

MOHLER: Without Adam, the work of Christ makes no sense whatsoever in Paul's description of the Gospel, which is the classic description of the Gospel we have in the New Testament.

HAGERTY: That's only true if you read the Bible literally, says Dennis Venema at Trinity Western University. But if you read the Bible as poetry and allegory, as well as history, you can see God's hand in nature - and in evolution.

VENEMA: There's nothing to be scared of here. There's nothing to be alarmed about. It's actually an opportunity to have an increasingly accurate understanding of the world. And, from a Christian perspective, that's an increasingly accurate understanding of how God brought us into existence.

HAGERTY: This debate over a historical Adam and Eve is not just another heady squabble. It's ripping apart the evangelical intelligentsia.

DANIEL HARLOW, CALVIN COLLEGE: Evangelicalism has a tendency to devour its young.

HAGERTY: Daniel Harlow is a religion professor at Calvin College, a Christian Reformed school, that subscribes to the fall of Adam and Eve as a central part of its faith.

HARLOW: You get evangelicals who push the envelope. Maybe, they get the courage up to work in sensitive, difficult areas. And they get slapped down. They get fired or dismissed or pressured out.

HAGERTY: Harlow should know. Calvin investigated him after he wrote an article questioning the historical Adam. His colleague and fellow theologian, John Schneider, wrote a similar article, and was pressured to resign after 25 years there. Several other well-known theologians at Christian universities have also been forced out.

Of course, science has clashed with church doctrine before.

UNIDENTIFIED MAN 2: Galileo Galilei, having held and believed a doctrine which is false and contrary to Scripture, that the sun is the center of the world, that the earth is not the center of the world, we condemn you to formal imprisonment in this holy office.

KARL GIBERSON: The evolution controversy today is, I think, a Galileo moment.

HAGERTY: Karl Giberson is author of "Saving Darwin: How To Be A Christian and Believe In Evolution."

GIBERSON: When you ignore science, you end up with egg on your face, and the Catholic Church has had an awful lot of egg on its face for centuries because of Galileo. And Protestants would do very well to look at that and to learn from it.

HAGERTY: Fuzale Rana isn't so sure this is a Galileo moment- that implies the scientists are correct- but he does believe the stakes are even higher in today's battle. It's not just about the movement of the earth, but the nature of God and man, of sin and redemption.

RANA: I think this is going to be a pivotal point in church history, because what rests at the very heart of this debate is whether or not key ideas within Christianity are ultimately true or not.

HAGERTY: But Dan Harlow at Calvin College says Christians can no longer afford to ignore evidence from the human genome and fossils, just to maintain a literal view of Genesis.

HARLOW: This stuff is unavoidable. Evangelicals have to either face up to it, or they have to stick their head in the sand. And if they do that, they will lose whatever intellectual currency or respectability they have.

MOHLER: If so, that's simply the price we'll have to pay.

HAGERTY: Again Southern Baptist Seminary's Albert Mohler.

MOHLER: The moment you say, we have to abandon this theology in order to have the respect of the world, you end up with neither biblical orthodoxy, nor the respect of the world.

HAGERTY: Mohler says if other Protestants want to accommodate science, fine. But don't be surprised if their faith unravels. Barbara Bradley Hagerty, NPR News.

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~#22

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 11:41pm.

Go, go, go!

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Prideful Brunette, Provide

Submitted by Liberallies on Thu, 08/11/2011 - 11:42pm.

Prideful Brunette,

Provide unbiased evidence to support your statements against the Church's Inquistion. Or will you continue with your depraved, disgusting and immature behavior?

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~#23!

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:16am.

OMG, ladies and gentlemen! Buffoon has jumped the fence and entered the race! He's passing the pack like they're going backwards and pulling into the lead!

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Prideful Brunette, so still

Submitted by Liberallies on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:23pm.

Prideful Brunette,

so still nothing on providing evidence about your claims against the Church and the Inquisition. I accept your surrender.

You have brought this forum down to the level of Daily Kos, Huffington Post, Democratic Underground. You are no different than the Liberal trolls you claim to take on.

I will pray for you my child. Just do Conservativism and Christianity a favor, please make sure that you do not tell anyone that you pretend to be both, ok? You are the type that is used as an example of who not to be, you are a Pharisee.

You are an embarrasment to your family, to your children, to your husband, to Conservatives and much more important to Christians all over the world.

Believe it kid, you aren't doing Conservatism or Christianity any favors, but you are certainly giving weapons to the enemies to use against Conservatism and Christianity.

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Give it a rest please.

Submitted by The Vet on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 3:55pm.

She calls you a fruitcake and you spend the next two days proving her wrong by acting like a fruitcake. I don't see the point.

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~Day 3

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 4:20pm.

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~Question: Am I a prophet?

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 4:24pm.

Answer: No. No, I'm not.

But I play one on the internet.

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Prideful Brunette can end it

Submitted by Liberallies on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 4:55pm.

Prideful Brunette can end it by either giving unbiased proof of her radical statements, apologizing for insulting me while I did not insult her, initially. Accepting my honest apology and/or by not replying to my posts.

The woman is a NB cancer that needs to be taken on and removed.

too many Conservatives are willing to give this wacko, wild-eyed freak show a break because she is a Conservative. I am not one of those.

Conservative NBers would never accept her kind of behavior if she was a Liberal, but since she is a conservative too many are willing to look the other way.

If Conservatives do not accept Liberals who act like her, why should we accept it from her?

I have already received emails from Liberal and Conservative friends who use to post in the past here at NB, whom I exchanged emails with, they pointed to Brunette's behavior as to why they not longer care to post at NB. She truly brings down the level of NB.

She does not do Conservatism or Christianity any favors.

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For the love of God

Submitted by Hunter S. on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 4:57pm.

Shut up already!

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Hunter, LOL.....I say it

Submitted by Liberallies on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:08pm.

Hunter,

blah, blah, blah.... 21 weeks here and already ready to take some NB veterans on. LOL.....

I say it again, if it was a Liberal who acted like her, no Conservative would accept her deplorable behavior, but since it is Brunette, people are looking the other way.

Make me Hunter. Idiot.

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Now I am confused.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 8:40am.

    I get letters. Actual letters in longhand script using the old time quill pens written by candle light. Lots of letters. And my doorbell rings. In the middle of the night. It is someone that has driven 250 miles just to talk to me. People have moved to my little town. Just to have the chance to catch me on the street. I have see airplane banners. I have heard radio ads. I once even saw a tattoo. What are they all saying?

More Wrathful Brunette Please!

Hell, one guy legally changed his name to that. Gotta go. Meeting More for beers.

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The Vet, If the only thing

Submitted by Liberallies on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:03pm.

The Vet,

If the only thing she did was call me a fruitcake, i agree with you. Not worth it and as the forum posts show, though, t took me a while to lower myself to her level.

But she did a lot more than merely call me a fruitcake.

By the way, careful, Denny Crane swears Brunette never called me a fruitcake. LOL Soon he will lecture you, as he attempted to do with me, how she never, ever, ever called me a fruitcake.

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Dude?

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 8:56am.

Seriously? You are whining to me about being called a little name like fruitcake? Me. The guy that so ruthlessly follows trolls I have been accused of trolling myself? That guy? Me? The guy that was had the most insults thrown at him by trolls here? Me?

Sorry. I would feel sorry for you but, yeah, I really don't.

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The Vet, My point is that if

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 11:09am.

The Vet,

My point is that if Brunette was a Liberal no Conservative would have accepted her behavior.

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Yeah, I think they would.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 11:42am.

I get a bunch of right wing hard core birther people walking around calling me names. Homosexual. Liberal. Troll. Alinskyite. Blah Blah Blah. You don't see me whining.

Sorry. Your claims ring hollow.

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So a priest, a rabbi, and a

Submitted by Jer on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 12:25am.

So a priest, a rabbi, and a minister were together in a boat for an afternoon of fishing, relaxation, and passing pleasantries. By 5:00 o'clock with the catch meager but appetites burgeoning Brother Johnson reached in his lunch box only to discover that his ham sandwich was missing.

"Father O'Malley," Brother Johnson entreated, "did you eat my ham sandwich?"

To which Father O'Malley rather indignantly responded, "What is this...a fishing trip or an Inquisition!"

Without missing a beat Rabbi Weinstein calmly opined "I guess that depends on whether those two trout we caught are dead or alive when we fry 'em."

That one cracks me up every time I tell it.

Jer

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Good one Jer

Submitted by Denny Crane on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 5:00am.

2 elder priests decided to take a visiting priest fishing one day.

As the three were sitting in the boat, the first priest looks up and says "Oops I forgot my tackle box at the pier" He gets up, walks across the water to the pier, gets his tackle box, walks back and gets back in the boat.

A little while later the second priest says "I forgot the bait, I'll be right back". He gets out of the boat, walks across the water, gets the bait and comes back.

Well the visiting priest is astounded. So he decides to try it to. Thinking that his faith was just as strong as theirs. He says "I forgot my favorite reel, I'll be right back." He gets out of the boat and falls into the water. 

The first priest looks at the second and says "Guess he doesn't know where the rocks are!"

Be on the lookout for random acts of journalism from the MSM~h/t Rush

We Are The 53%

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Oldie but goodie

Submitted by dvdaughtry on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:36am.

After a long and productive life a Lutheran died.

When he arrived to heaven Peter met him at the gates and gave him a tour. As they passed the Crystal Sea and followed the Golden Streets Peter said, "over there you will see the Methodists and on the hill you will see Baptists." As they continued, Peter pointed out the rest the Christian groups that are up in heaven.

Finally, toward the end of the tour, Peter and the Lutheran rounded the bend. Peter leaned over and whipsered "here are the Catholics".

Confused the Lutheran asked, "why are we whispering?"

Peter replied, "because they think they are the only ones here."

 

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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Hey!!!!

Submitted by NC Cop on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 8:38am.

As a Catholic let me say, that joke was.............pretty damn funny!!!!!!!

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~One of my favorites

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 9:19am.

Have I mentioned I come from a long line of Irish Catholics? I can do this all day....

A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of prostitution.

They witnessed a Protestant minister lurking about, then duck into the house.

"Would ye look at that, Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!" They both shook their heads and continued working.

A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one was looking. "Did ya see that, Darby?" Pat asked in shock and disbelief, "Is nothing holy to those Jewish rabbis? I just can't understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. T'is a shame, I tell ya!"

Not much later a third man, a Catholic priest, was seen lurking about the house, looking around to see if anyone was watching, then quietly sneaked in. "Oh no, Darby, look!" said Pat, removing his cap and crossing himself, "One of the poor girls musta died...."

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It's Biblical times, and a

Submitted by balboa on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 10:39am.

It's Biblical times, and a crowd has surrounded a woman who has been found guilty of adultery. They're just about to stone her when Jesus walks in front of the crowd, raises his hands, and says, "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone." Well, the crowd grows quiet, kinda looking at each other and lowering their heads in shame. When suddenly, from the back of the crowd, this huge boulder comes flying through the air and crushes the woman. Jesus looks down at the dead woman, looks to the back of the crowd, then whines, "MOM!"

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~*groan*

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 10:55am.

Thanks for trying. Here, check this one out and take notes.

Years ago in Ireland, there was a priest who was very anti-British. Every Sunday he would blast them from the pulpit. He became so notorious that the Pope himself summoned the priest to Rome for an audience.

"Father," said the Pope, "I want that there should be peace between the British and the Irish. You're not helping matters at all. I want you to kiss my ring and swear by the Blessed Virgin that you'll never so much as mention the British in public again."

"But Your Holiness, I - I - " the priest stammered.

"No buts," said the Pope. "Swear it here and now or there'll be trouble!"

"Aye, Holy Father," sighed the father. "All right. I swear it."

The very next Sunday just happened to be Easter, and the priest was back at his pulpit in Ireland, giving his annual Easter sermon.

He got to the part of the Easter story where Jesus said, "And one of you shall betray Me."

The priest continues: "Saint Andrew jumps up and says, 'Is it I Lord?' and the Lord says, 'Nay, Andy darlin', it's not you. Sit down now and dunna worry. Eat your supper.'

Then Saint John the Divine gets up with tears in his eyes and cries, 'Is it I Lord?' And the Lord says, 'Nay, Johnny me boy, it's not you. Sit down now and dunna fret yourself. Eat your supper.'

"Then that dirty dog Judas Iscariot slowww-ly rises to his feet. And he looks the Lord right in the eye and says, 'Blimey, Mate. Ya think it's me?"

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Ok so I'm Catholic*

Submitted by cajun2 on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 4:32pm.

This one will get rocks thrown at me.

Abdul dies and goes to heaven. To his surprise, Peter is at the gate. He says, "Peter, can you show where to find Mohammed?". Peter says, "sure follow me".  They walk up winding stairs to the 2nd floor. To Abdul's surprise, there is Jesus. He says "Jesus, can you help me find Mohammed?"  Jesus says "sure, follow me Abdul".  The three of them  go up another winding staircase to the 3rd floor. And  there, behold, sitting on the throne is GOD. Abdul says, "God, can you show me where to find Mohammed"."  GOD says, "sure Abdul, have a seat..T hen God yells, MOHAMMED!  bring us some coffee.

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~I LOVE THAT ONE

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 4:50pm.

But the version I've got is even worse. :-p

Or more awesome, depending on your point of view. Speaking of awesome, stop me if you've heard this one..


Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot:

"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes," said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Doberman Jesus."

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A Doberman,

Submitted by Boudin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 7:05pm.

Really? Good grief

Seek Truth, Defend Liberty
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Speaking of the Vatican...

Submitted by PaleHorse on Fri, 08/12/2011 - 7:15am.

...have they apologized for aiding and abetting all of those Nazi war criminals yet?

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~My work here is done

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 9:36am.

Beep, beep.

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Ok. Ok. Ok. I admit it.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 10:01am.

I am the guy with the tattoo. I lied. So shoot me.

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~In a startling coincidence

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 10:39am.

Mine says, "I ♥ The Vet".

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Brunette, Still nothing on

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 11:06am.

Prideful Brunette,

Still nothing on providing evidence to back up your statements against the Church and the Inquistion. Thanks for proving that radicals like you believe that they can make wild, hearsay accusations without any proof. But my goodness careful if anyone else does it to you. You will demand sources. Sad hypocrite you are kid.

One thing you have proven, Brunette that you are an attention getter. An insecure little girl who thinks that her snarky remarks are funny. A legend in her own mind.

Keep it coming, believe me, all you have done by asking "friends" to come and help you is prove that group think is not something that only Liberals do. What's the matter little girl...couldn't handle the heat so you had to go beg for help? LOL

C'mon, bring it on. Your best, is my worse.

Truly sad that some Conservatives here that I respect have backed up your ridiculous and immature behavior.

Believe me, I have only begun with you little girl. I don't need to get buddies to help me, weak minded. I can do it all on my own.

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Your going to start drawing a little attention yourself

Submitted by Boudin on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 11:08am.

If you keep chasing around your betters

Seek Truth, Defend Liberty
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Boudin, eh? my betters?

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 11:21am.

Boudin,

eh? my betters? LOL Get real. The only one who was chasing was her. She proved that she can count.

All I did is ask her for solid unbiased sources to back up her statements and it turned into her going all wild-eyed and foaming at the mouth. Of course individuals who I have bested in the past, Jer, Balboa and Denny Crane came running and sadly attached themselves to her cheering her on since I have left these sad fools bleeding to death in the past.

The most interesting part of all that Incestamo and Prideful Brunette are on the same side here. It tells you everything you need to know when an individual who believes incest is moral backs up your radicalism. Birds of the same flock fly together. :-)

AND....no sources. The best insult she could have thrown at me that would have actually stuck....put up unbiased sources of her claim. Everything else that she has done is, are but the stupid actions of a desperate little girl who doesn't get enough attention at home.

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i will source it so you will drop it.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 11:50am.

More than 177,000 people died in the Spanish Inquisition according to Juan Llorente.

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Prideful Brunette can take of

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:11pm.

Prideful Brunette can take of herself. She started this, she can end it.

your statements does not back up the claims made by Brunette. I have not disputed the numbers of death in any of the Inquisitions.

we can start here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Inquistion

THIS does go to the heart of her false, radical and brainwashed accusations, "As with all European tribunals of the time, torture was employed.[54][61][62] The Spanish inquisition, however, engaged in it far less often and with greater care than other courts.[54][63][64] The scenes of sadism found in popular writers on the inquisition are not based in truth.[65] Modern scholars have determined that torture was used in only two percent of the cases, for no more than 15 minutes, and in only less than one percent of the cases was it used a second time, never more than that.[54][66]"

The biggest insult one can throw to radicals like Prideful Brunette is the truth.

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Joseph Perez, another historian disagrees.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:22pm.

Joseph Perez stated that more than 550,00 people were permanently disfigured by the torture during the Spanish Inquisition.

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The Vet, "García Cárcel

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:25pm.

The Vet,

"García Cárcel estimates that the total number processed by the Inquisition throughout its history was approximately 150,000; applying the percentages of executions that appeared in the trials of 1560–1700 — about 2% — the approximate total would be about 3,000 put to death. Nevertheless, very probably this total should be raised keeping in mind the data provided by Dedieu and García Cárcel for the tribunals of Toledo and Valencia, respectively. It is likely that the total would be between 3,000 and 5,000 executed."

Unsure how 550,000 coudl have been disfigured when it was 150,000 that went through the Spanish Inquistion.

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Garcia Carcel was completely biased.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:30pm.

Friar Alonso de Oropesa, a wholly unbiased man, put the number at 186,000.

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The Vet, Nice try. No

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:37pm.

The Vet,

Nice try. No unbiased source. Nice to see that Brunette can't take of herself. LIke i told Brunette, initially, I don't want to get at it with you.

You are not providing unbiased source and you and I both know it.

Unbiased sources. can you do it?

I guess Brunette was to weak to take care of herself. Thanks for providing the evidence.

and linking to youtube isn't exactly helping your case or Prideful Brunette's. LOL

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My sources have history on their side.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:38pm.

Your sources are completely unbalanced hokum.

Here it is again. Andre´s Berna´ldez, in his chronicle, Memorias del reinado de los Reyes Cato´licos put the number at 195,000 out of more than one million brutally tortured.

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The Vet, Your sources are

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:43pm.

The Vet,

Your sources are completely unbalanced hokum. But nice try. 100% biased.

You haven't presented one unbiased source. LOL

Keep it coming.

You are presenting the typical propagandist and attributing to individuals things that they never claimed. LOL

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~Is there no end to the awesomeness of this thread?

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:18pm.

Liberallies has just demonstrated that he does not open links. The Vet's "unbalanced hokum" are RickRoll videos. LL has no clue he's being screwed with, which he would have caught onto instantly if he'd bothered to click on even one of those links.

Someone get the man some aloe for that burn.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Your sources have

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:46pm.

Your sources have anti-Catholicism on their side.

Protestant lies on their side. Secularism on their side and Atheism on their side.

Never ceases to amaze me how quick Protestants align themselves with Secularist and Atheist when it comes to Anti-Catholic propaganda. LOL

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So. The new classification of a historian.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:04pm.

   A historian is anyone that disagrees with LiberalLies because he/she said something Liberal Lies deemed too disrepectful to the Church. I did not even bring the numbers of Fernando del Pulgar, secretary to the Catholic kings - 350,000 dead.

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So, the new classification of

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:12pm.

So, the new classification of historian.

A historian is anyone WHO agrees with The Vet because he/she said something The Vet agrees with and it paints the Church in a bad picture.

You haven't backed up one of your statements. Linking them to youtube is well as Brunette, childish.

I can make up numbers to, I can attribute them to people that seem that would give them credibility.

However, the FACT is that the Spanish Inquistion deaths numbered between 3,000 to 5,000.

Hey, I know, I can point to countles of historians who say that Reagan was the worst President in American history. They will give stats and numbers too. Since a historian said...shoot, it must be true!

New Conservative Protestant mantra....History is biased when it comes to Republicans and Conservatives, but it is 100% accurate when it comes to the history of the roman Catholic Church.

Ahhhh....hahahaha!!!!

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The Vet, and Juan Llorante

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:17pm.

The Vet,

and Juan Llorante is not an unbiased source. He was an anti-Spaniard associated with the Bonaparte Regime. He was an enemy of Spain.

He isn't considered much of a historian. In fact, real historians put the death more at 3 to 5 thousand. Much lower than any other authority killed during the same time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Antonio_Llorente

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The official figures are more than 20 times that.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:27pm.

Why do you believe the propaganda? Alonso de Espina put the number at 188,000.

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Sources The Vet....real

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:41pm.

Sources The Vet....real sources, not your opinion or making statements of what you claim people have said.

Real Unbiased Sources. So far, 0.

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Unless you had a camera in your time machine...

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:52pm.

All we have are the statements of people there or historians that have studied the period. So drop it it with the silly "real sources" bull. Here - Don Pedro Gonza´lez de Mendoza put the numbers at 173,400.  All of my sources put the number much higher than yours.

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The Vet, Well, tell that to

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:07pm.

The Vet,

Well, tell that to Prideful Brunette, She is the one who demanded other sources than the Vatican and the one who claimed that using Vatican source is like using Nazi sources.

So, she can demand what she considers unbiased sources, but I can't? LOL

The only one looking like fruitcakes here are you and her and anyone who has backed up Brunette. LOL

Don't get upset at me for using Brunette's standards when it comes to sources.

And I know you do not believe your camera statement. LOL I guess you wouldn't mind if current history books were not corrected by future historians regarding American history, Reagan, Obama, etc, right? Let's not fight against the Liberal bias in history books when it comes to Conservatives and Republicans and American history. Shoot, in the future unless people can travel in time it will all just relative.

All of us agree that there is a huge Liberal bias in history books today. But this bias is gone when these same historians speak about the Church?

No sorry man, the only fruitcakes here are you and anyone who backed up Prideful Brunette.

We Conservatives need to be consistant, not apply the bias label to historians when it suits our needs and beliefs.

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Poor Prideful Brunette, she

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:57pm.

Poor Prideful Brunette, she couldn't take care of herself. She started what she can't finish and she needed people to come and help her. Poor little Prideful Brunette. LOL

This is too easy, way too easy.

The facts put radicals in their place.

Unbiased sources people. How quick so many of us Conservatives scream and cry that Liberals write history and push bias in history when it comes to Reagan, Cold War, The United States of America.

But how quick so many of the Protestant Conservatives throw this outcry of bias out the window when it comes to the same historians writing about the Catholic Church.

LOL

Protestant Conservative "Yes, history books are biased. Historians are biased. They write lies about Conservatives, Reagan, Palin, The Cold War, etc..." "Oh, but no, no. These same biased historians are very honest when it comes to the history of the Roman Catholic Church". LOL

Poor Brunette.....The Vet, I think she needs more of your help.

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:57pm.

    I am expected to grok everything you got to say when you don't even check a single one of my sources. Whatever dude.

    You truly are a fruitcake.

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The Vet, Your "sources" are

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 12:58pm.

The Vet,

Your "sources" are links to youtube videos. Unsure how I am suppose to take anyone of them seriously. LOL

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Whoops. Gone over 300.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:10pm.

Looks like I really don't care anymore. Everyone else enjoyed my sources. Might wanna go back and take a look at a few. Fruitcake. I certainly did enjoy "arguing" with you.

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The Vet, Sadly, as I have

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:20pm.

The Vet,

Sadly, as I have come to expect from too many Protestants, you are right, they do not care about the truth.

they scream, cry and whine about Liberal bias in history books, Liberal bias when historians talk about Reagan, Bush, Cold War, Soviet Union...but shoot, these same historians aren't biased when it comes to the Roman Catholic Church.

History is relative to Protestant when it comes to the Roman Catholic Church, but it is absolute when it comes to Republicans, Conservatives, Bush, Reagan, Cold War, etc.

Like The Vet said, none of us can travel in time, so 100 years from today when one of The Vet's future generation is arguing with a blogger they will say, "But well, unless you have a camera that can see in the past, how can you say that historians are wrong about how great Barack Obama was. You better stop asking for unbiased sources since you were not there" LOL

New defintion of historian for The Vet, he/she that agrees with Protestant views of the Roman catholic Church. LOL

too easy people, too easy!

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The Vet and Prideful Brunette

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:24pm.

The Vet and Prideful Brunette have a similar trait, like seals in a zoo they love to give applauses to themselves when they do simple minded tricks.

Yes, pad yourself in the back...you did great! well at least in your own mind.

Amazing, The Vet and Prideful Brunette, Legends in the their own mind.

now run along, get Brunette and show her how "great" you did, she'll be real proud of you. LOL

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I will pat myself on the back.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:37pm.

   I did not just spend the last hour arguing with a guy that was not taking himself or me seriously. I said to look at the links. The quicker you look, the quicker you will realize this and the quicker your shame can set it.

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The Vet, You are trying too

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:46pm.

The Vet,

You are trying too hard kid. Obviously you cared enough to come back and reply. Not only were you unable to present unbiased sources, not only are you a legend in your own mind....now you also lied and after claiming you were done, you had to come back. Liar, liar pants on fire.

Now again, be a good seal, pad yourself in the back again. You can do it. I will give you a fish if you do it again.

C'mon now....YOU CAN DO IT!!!

Poor Brunette, if you are her knight in shinning armor, she is in real, real, and I mean real trouble. HAHA!!!

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It is pat. I used the word correctly. Your first clue.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 1:58pm.

Whatever. Look the fool. I will let someone else clue you in. I really don't care.

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The Vet, you are still

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 2:04pm.

The Vet,

you are still trying too hard. If you do not care, why do you keep on replying?!

Brunette's business, but you had to stick your nose into it and get bruised. hahaha!!!

now, do as you said and stop caring. Let's see if you can do it this time. (fingers crossed, said a little prayer for The Vet and....)

i am rooting for you kid. YOU CAN DO IT!

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Whatever fruitcake.

Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 2:19pm.

Nonstop taunting. Yeah, not trolling at all is it?

Might as well clue you in since you won't shut up. Every single one of my links, rick rolling. Write-up for every link - nonsense I made up. You spent an hour arguing with a bunch of rickroll links. Of course you would have seen this early on, but you were more interested in preaching at all of us than actually trying to learn something.

Ok. Go back to your taunts now. It is all you have left. Fool. So much for trying to joke with you.

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Oh The Vet, you couldn't do

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:17pm.

Oh The Vet, you couldn't do it.

And I had such high hopes for you.

Whatever shall I do The Vet called me fool. Since he said it, like his "historians", it must be true.

Trolling? Look in the mirror, you are the one who provided worthless links, troll.

I thought you didn't care? Why keep on posting? Liar, liar.

you had nothing to begin with. Do yourself a favor and stop embarrassing yourself.

It was all a joke now that I have shown you for the fruitcake that you are. LOL

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~Do yourself a favor

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 4:31pm.

and click on a link before commenting on it next time; you might crawl away with a little less egg on your face.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Oh no whatever shall I do

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:02pm.

Oh no whatever shall I do prideful brunette said I have egg on my face....

Well since she said, like her opinioted statements on the Church, it must be true.

LOL

Keep it coming, you two are entertainig.

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~Link to my "statements about the Church"

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:08pm.

.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Popcorn time... keep up

Submitted by Liberallies on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 5:15pm.

Popcorn time... keep up entertainment. Watching you two is just like watching the stooges.

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Yes k00k. You won.

Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 3:10am.

Unfortunately no one else was even playing. So big victory there k00k.. But you keep walking around waving your winky about like you are something special. You instult and taunt away. Wrathful Brunette never cared. The first clue - calling you a fruitcake. I cared a little in the beginning, until I learned you are a stupid whiny little snot that couldn't click on a link to save his life. Now I think you are a fool and no longer care as well.

You win. Enjoy your victory. Maybe even make a few more taunting posts. We do so much enjoy the sound of your taunts.

PS: Yeah, don't click on that either. It has a virus and will give you a cold.

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Popcorn time...

Submitted by Liberallies on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:26pm.

Popcorn time... keep up entertainment. Watching you two is just like watching the stooges.

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"Will tell you the story about William Wallace."

Submitted by dvdaughtry on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 8:28am.

"English historians will tell you that I am a liar, but history is written my men who have hanged heroes."

Thanks for the show everyone!

Vet, the last link is perfect.

LL, you have cemented your hysteria among the greats of NB.

 

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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it never ceases to amaze me

Submitted by Liberallies on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:00pm.

it never ceases to amaze me how many a$$ lickers exist here at NB.

wipe your nose, it is a little brown kid.

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Thanks dvdaughtry.

Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 3:03pm.

Yes. Little LiberalLies Loon. Everyone is against you now. I have turned them all. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha. (evil internet laugh)

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The Vet, is this truly the

Submitted by Liberallies on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 4:34pm.

The Vet,

is this truly the best you have? honestly? Man, your reputation is much better than the reality you have shown. How disappointing. After taking on countless upon countless Liberal trolls and destroying them, I finally thought in you I had found a worthy and equal opponent. What a disappointment you have been so far.

Listen kid, I know you want to be a like a Liberal troll and take credit for things you never did.

If you were an honest individual and had bothered to read through the thread you would know that dvdaughtry was kissing Brunette's behind LOOOONG before you stuck your nose where it does not belong. Ooops...let me know if you need help taking your foot out of your mouth. :-)

But the joke is on you kid. As it has been since you started linking your youtube videos. But keep it coming. you are entertaining.

By the way, Clueless Kook, I was also referring to you when I said that NB is full of NBers who love to kiss A$$. LOL

You are a Legend in your own mind, son. Thanks for proving as much.

You are trying way too hard. Don't take yourself so seriously, you'll live longer kid.

No more childish youtube videos? LOL Oh wait, you and Brunette decided that I had not seen them, thus I haven't. My bad. Sorry for the mistake. HAHAHAHA!!!! (Even more evil internet laugh than The Vet) :-)

MORE ENTERTAIMENT, MORE ENTERTAIMENT!!! Keep it coming The Vet.

This is better than watching Liberals eat each other alive because only now they realize what a disaster Obama is.

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How can you tell?

Submitted by dvdaughtry on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 5:17pm.

When you are up to your eyes in it?

 

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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~Best to just leave him alone in here

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 6:17pm.

pecking his reflection and preening.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Yep.

Submitted by The Vet on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 8:40pm.

I think we have fed him enough.

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Brilliant

Submitted by Denny Crane on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 11:47pm.

I gotta say, this has been one of the most entertaining threads evah!

Be on the lookout for random acts of journalism from the MSM~h/t Rush

We Are The 53%

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Allright Mr. Minion.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:20am.

Which one of us contacted you first? Me or Wrathful Brunette? Are you a Vet backscratcher? Or a WB flunky? Because as we all know, you would not be posting here unless you were a toady contacted by one of us in order to spot a wily Loon.

I sent my call to all my bootlickers at 12:15 AM on August 14th. Whereas WB sent her call to her favorite flunkies at 04:13 AM on August 14th. Now I get the feeling you may be a crossover fawner that we both contacted to come to our collective defenses.

So the only question here. Are you a Vet Pet? Or are you a Brunette Backer?

Sincerely,

A Veteran of a 1000 Psychic Wars always in search of the newest subaltern.

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The Vet, Nah....to be honest

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:46am.

The Vet,

Nah....to be honest with you, muchacho. Denny Crane stuck his nose in it loooong before you pulled your head out of Brunette's behind to make a feeble attempt to take me on. His been attempting to jump out of the kiddies pool for a few days now, but every time, he just falls right back into it.

He remembered who I am, but I am clueless to who this poor fool is or the forum I destroyed him. Obviously I am much more important to him than he is to me. LOL

Hey, let me clue you in, since Brunette has made your her knight. Hmmmm...yeah, Incestamo is on your side too. Nice company you kids keep. I hope you aren't his brother, watch out, make sure you cover that hole with duct tape, he might be after it. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:00pm.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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I live in tomorrow land.

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 7:58am.

From the future I could see how much fun this was going to be, so I jumped in my time machine and went back a day and sent myself a message. Brunette looks much better from behind so I will have to go with the latter.

I received both messages simultaneously, but they were both a little late, I had already been accused of being an anti-Catholic radical. 

Be on the lookout for random acts of journalism from the MSM~h/t Rush

We Are The 53%

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Can you be both?

Submitted by Boudin on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:11pm.

This is a tough decision

Seek Truth, Defend Liberty
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~I can cook

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 2:37pm.

Heeeeeeere, boy.

:-p

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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The Vet, Well, let's see if

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:16am.

The Vet,

Well, let's see if you finally can leave it alone. Again...I am rooting for you, kid. I hope that this time you can do it. Can you do it? YES YOU CAN!! SI SE PUEDE!

C'mon...slowly back away....a little more....c'mon man, you can do it...Don't type....don't type it....

Is it really worth it, to be Brunette's useful tool? Only you can decide. I'll keep my fingers crossed and hope you make the best decision that doesn't hurt your over inflated ego, "Legend Man". LOL

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:29am.

Wrathful Brunette is my sycophant. Always has been. Always will. My puppets rush to her defense. Not the reverse. She is a groupie in my Army. Always has been. Always will. She kowtows to me. Or wait......

What is it the fantasy in your head again? Now did she send out the war call? Or did I? We are getting confused on this again.

Kindly clear up the confusion Loon. And play a tune for us while we wait.

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The Vet, You just could not

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:38am.

The Vet,

You just could not do it. Man...que paso muchacho. que paso? what happened kid? and I had such high hopes for you.

Well at least you are doing one thing right, ENTERTAINING ME!!!!

Thank you, thank you.

Well, you are prove that useful tools can be either Liberals or...*cough, cough* Conservatives.

Geez boy, how many times have you said you didn't care. That this was it. That you were going to leave it alone. Man....decided already, either in or out.

if you are going to stay, my goodness, try harder. You are gettinb boring. There are Liberal trolls that have done much better than you. C'mon kid, you have a reputation to uphold. You owe it to your reputation! C'MON NOW!!! Give it all you got...SI SE PUEDE!!!

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Oh Loon. Yo LoonyTunes. Who said I quit?

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:49am.

I said I did not care. Unlike you with the constant taunts. Still don't care. But you try hard. Flap those wings. You pretend you won some prize in a game no one was playing.

Newsflash for the Loon. I still don't care. Taunting little loons will make one do that.

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The Vet, Muchaco...deberas?

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 2:02am.

The Vet,

Muchacho...deberas? for real?! Conchale!!! que lastima...what a pitty!

*YAWN!!!* *YAWN!!!* really, this is your best?

Vamos chico. Liberals Trolls are watching this and if you can't take me down, Liberal trolls will be running rampant all over NB unafraid.

C'mon, for the good of Conservatism, for the need of you to be able to take Liberal Trolls on and destroy them. TRY HARDER!!!! I want to see some sweat, make me proud son, try hard. Eye of the Tiger kid, Eye of the Tiger....

Conservatives on NB are counting on you. C'mon Tool, can you succeed where Brunette failed? C'mon Black Knight...

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Whatever fruitcake.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:05am.

Last word trolls always win as usual. Too bad there ain't no game. They just keep declaring themselves victor over and over until everyone gets bored with them.

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~Let's go ahead

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:33am.

and give him the trophy. Or at least a plaque for persistence. We have to give him this one at least; he's worked so hard for it.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Oh no!! what ever shall I do.

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:40am.

Oh no!! what ever shall I do. Prideful Brunette has attempted to insult me....yet again.

OOOOOOOOHHHHH....it hurts so much. My ego, my pride, Brunette is kicking you. My friends, stay with me, do not leave me. LOL

Thank you Prideful Brunette for the entertainment. Keep it coming.

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:56am.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:56am.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Brunette's Tool, *YAWN!!!*

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:24am.

Brunette's Tool,

*YAWN!!!* *YAWN!!!*

Nope....let me check. Yeap, nothing. I have to say it again, how disappointing.

By the way,

1) You and Brunette aren't everyone. (You keep on proving that you and your Crazy in Waiting are Legends in your own mind and huge inflated egos)

2) It is awesome to toy with my intellectual inferiors. Brunette's Tool, now who will take on the Liberal trolls? WHO?!!! Conservative will suffer greatly because you have refused to step up to the plate! C'MON DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT CONSERVATISM?! You were once its champion, but becoming Brunette's Black Knight has made you weak. WEAK I TELLYOU!!

If you are tired, all you have to do is....not reply. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! and learn your lesson. Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong.

3) Where have I declared victory? Naughty, naughty. You once again prove that lying is not only a Liberal trait, Mr. Legend.

4) THANK YOU FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT!!! KEEP IT COMING KIDS!!

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:56am.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Prideful Brunette, Whatever

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:47am.

Prideful Brunette,

Whatever shall I do? Brunette has attempted to insult me.

Oh no....it hurts...it hurts....Hey look, look above post, Denny Crane, who is obsessed with me and failed miserably, again.

Hey, are you sure you don't want get someone else to help you? The Vet has given a valiant effort, but geez woman, your Black Knight  has not lived up to his reputation. Although like you, he is a Legend in his own mind. LOL

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You are a booring Loon, ain't you?

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 1:53am.

Yes. Denny made a post. That is considered an obsession in LoonyTown. Who figured?

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Poor Little Vet, Son, you

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 2:10am.

Poor Little Vet,

Son, you prove with each post that inellectual honesty is far from your forte! HAHAHA!!!

Denny Crane has been coming at me for over three days now....ooops. Do you need help again, this time to get the other foot out of your mouth. Now you have both in your mouth LOL

The Vet is an excellent example of what not to do when you stick your nose where it does not belong.

This is truly entertaining. MORE ENTERTAIMENT TOOL, MORE!!!

and by the way, thank you for entertaining me. LOL

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:56am.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Obsessed?

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:07am.

Considering how many times you have referenced me in replies to other posters, you might want to rethink who is obsessed. It's also quite funny how you don't remember me but at the same time make the claim of destroying me in a thread. HAHAHAHAHA

How many times did you ask Bru for sources for remarks that she didn't make? Sheesh it was almost like a Spanish Inquisition!

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~Oh yes, remarkably similar

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:24am.

except they look like consummate professionals compared to our pet loon.

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HEY!

Submitted by dvdaughtry on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:12am.

I thought we were done feeding!

I'm out of minnows anyway :(

 

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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Crane, Oh little one...what

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:32am.

Crane,

Oh little one...what happened? You can't read? Do you really think I mentioned you to others because I care about you?

if you could read and comprehend, son, you would have understood that Brunette's Tool made two false claims about you and I corrected Mr. "Legend".

Remember, my youngen, it was you who informed the forum that you and I had an exchanged over 6 months ago with Jer in it too. I do not remember, I am clueless to who you are, but it is obvious to anyone with an IQ over 100 that I badly hurt you and you are in a desperate attempt to get back at me.

Keep it coming kid, you four clowns are entertaining.

Four against me and you guys are still at it. I thank you for entertaining me. Now keep it coming. I am truly enjoying toying with you my kids.

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:00pm.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Brunette's Tool, C'mon

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 3:21pm.

Brunette's Tool,

I feel great pity for you. I've reduced you to a stuttering idiot. Well, if it makes you feel good. Keep it coming.

C'mon listen to your Crazy In Waiting, she is ready to quit. You should too. LOL

You were too easy son. Maybe next time you'll bring something else besides your "A" game.

Look at poor Brunette, your Crazy In Waiting, she still thinks you guys won or something.

Thank you children, this was fun. Thank you for the Entertaiment.

Wait, for it...wait for it....WAAAAAAIIIIITTTTTT FOR IT......

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:00pm.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Brunette's Tool, I feel

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:11pm.

Brunette's Tool,

I feel great pity for you. I've reduced you to a stuttering idiot. Well, if it makes you feel good. Keep it coming.

NB, I apologize. A once great warrior, a once Liberal Troll Zapper has been reduced to a stuttering idiot. And why? for what? For attempting to defend his Crazy Lady In Waiting, Prideful Brunette.

I truly hope that someone will now pick up the mantel and fill the shoes of a once great warrior. The Vet, who was shamefully reduced to, Brunette's Tool. What's happened to The Vet is what happens to people when they stick their nose where it doesn't belong. Let it be a lesson to all of us.

 

*Amazing Grace plays in the background for The Vet's Funeral* However,  out of the ashes of The Vet, a poor fool, a tool, a mindless troll, an easily led, Knight is born. He is now known as Brunette's Tool.

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:13pm.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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Whatever.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:13pm.

Taunting last word trolls always win.

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~Stuttering idiot?

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:22pm.

Huh. Seems like I remember a guy who said the same thing, what was it, 23 times? What was his name....

Yes. Yes, you did walk right into that one. Nice set up, Vet.

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Prideful Brunette, hey,

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:35pm.

Prideful Brunette,

hey, wait, and remember when you were making fun of me for repeating my posts? Remember that? Oh wait, since Brunette's Tool is the one doing it now, you are a ok with it. My little Crazy In Waiting, now you add hypocrite to who you are. My child, what are we to do with you?

Yeap. Yes, you walked right into that one. Nice set up, me. LOL

(do you honestly believe I wasn't expecting you, Prideful Brunette or Brunette's Tool to walk right into it? Well, of course you weren't expecting it, you are a Legend in your own mind. Forget I asked.) :-)

now I expect you to use your standards on yourself and make fun of Brunette's Tool for repeating his posts. Oh...you know what...never mind. Hypocrisy runs deep in your blood, Crazy In Waiting. I am expecting too much from you. Sorry about that.

Vamos mujer...que te pasa, los locos Liberales ponen una pelea mucho mejor que la tuya y de la Brunette's Tool. Trata mas duro.

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~Gee, how do I get myself out of this one?

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:42pm.

he wondered. "Oh, I know. I'll call her a hypocrite and make jazz hands! Brilliant, I'm a genius. Scratch that, I'm a super genius!!!"

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Oh no...whatever shall I do?

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 5:54pm.

Oh no...whatever shall I do? Prideful Brunette is making another attempt to insult me. Ahhhh.....HAHAHAHA!!!

I am not calling you a hypocrite. I am just telling you what you are. You know, informing you. Geez if you are going to make fun of me, at least get it right, don't you think?

You made fun of me for reposting words, but you now backed up Brunette's Tool for doing the same thing. So....nothing, eh? Nothing on applying the same standards on everyone. Well, as a the good person that I am, I have to tell you that you have to work on not being a hypocrite. That's all kid. Geez, just trying to be helpful.

MORE ENTERTAINMENT, MORE ENTERTAINMENT!!!

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Whatever fruitcake.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:16pm.

Taunting last word trolls always win the game only they are playing.

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Brunette's Tool, Here little

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:00pm.

Brunette's Tool,

Here little one. Here is another one for your stuttering idiocy. :-)

C'mon Brunette's Tool....and here it comes...just wait for it, wait for it....

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Twofer

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:19pm.

3. Put your opponent off guard by insulting him. The liberal use of profanity and vulgarisms can be very effective, particularly when used against your more dignified opponents. Your experience as a schoolyard bully (or passive-aggressive pansy) can be handy here.

7. Keep posting non-stop. Flood the group with your idiocy and nonsense. Some readers may equate your volume with proof of quality. You will tie the newsgroup regulars in knots trying to refute you and they won't have time for posting on-topic.

 

 

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Dont worry Brunette*

Submitted by cajun2 on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:33pm.

The full moon will be waning soon

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~Oh crap, he's onto us!

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:04pm.

Party's over, guys. Grab the beer and turn out the lights. And don't trip over LL's carcass on the way out.

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Oh mujer vieja

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 8:33pm.

I'm not your son.

Do you have dementia? I never said anything about a forum with Jer in it, or when it was, or what the results were. But I guess in loonyvile the person with the biggest ego is the always the winner. I merely stated that your statement of "without me having EVER in my or their history of NB insulted them or their personal religious beliefs," was wrong.

But keep flinging that pooh, you might just hit something.

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~The language audible in the video

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:54pm.

is a nice touch. As is one of the comments, "i too throw poop at people speaking spanish in america too".

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I thought it was a nice touch

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:28pm.

*

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It is the troll way Denny.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 9:54pm.

The Loon has been reading straight out of the Troll Bible just like every other Loon.

4. Be patronizing, condescending and present an air of superiority. It may hide your inferiority to the casual reader. Use phrases like "kid" or "son", to elevate your relative apparent authority by attempting to diminish that of the group's advocates you are addressing.
 

LiberalLies: ...kid. ...you kid. ...brown kid. Listen kid... ...on you kid.   ...longer kid.  ...muchacho. ...you kids... ...you, kid.  ...happened kid? Geez boy...  C'mon kid...  ...chico.  ...my youngen...  ...coming kid... ...my kids.  ...you children...   My child... ...all kid.

Let's repeat that --- Use phrases like "kid" or "son", to elevate your relative apparent authority by attempting to diminish that of the group's advocates you are addressing.


 

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Brunette's Tool, Man, and

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:19pm.

Brunette's Tool,

Man, and every time I think you can elevate yourself to before you became Brunette's Tool....you disappoint.

Little one, do you have a life? I mean geez, how long did it take you to link to every single one of my posts. I mean, thank you...i think for being so obssesed with me. Kind of scary young one. Oh sorry, ooopss did I just do that? LOL

i went to jog 5 miles, played a soccer game, did homework for my MBA, replied to work emails and....I come back and what do I see. A poor fool without a life linking to my posts.

You know, funny thing, I have read past posts of yours, and of Prideful Brunette's and when you want to demean and insult Liberal trolls, you call them kid, son, child. WOW!!!! WOW!!!! wait, wait.....did anyone else notice it? would you look at that, Brunette's Tool acting like a hypocrite just like his Crazy Lady In Waiting.

Sorry about Denny Crane, he is the retarded kid no family ever talks about, you know, the black sheep of the family. I do pity him, 6 months without posting and for the past 4 days, he has been obssesed with attempting to take me down. Go DENNY! GO DENNY! GO DENNY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY...GO! GO! GO!

MORE ENTERTAIMENT!!! MORE!!!

A Troll Bible exists, Brunette's Tool? WOW!!! I guess you must own one to know so much about it. Do you own the Protestant verision? Please tell me all about it.

So for four days Brunette's has been doing everything within her power to diminish me and insult me. For three days Brunette's being doing the same thing, but it is me who is the loon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! C'mon Looney Toons (I guess I can use this since you use it agianst me so it means you aren't attempting to diminish me, right? Oh you kids are so easy. Oh darn, I did it again, Brunette's Tool. Make sure that you take count of this post and link to it in future posts when you are making a feeble attempt to diminish me, ok? Geez Brunette's Tool. The Vet had guts, he had an ora about him, you....you are just embarrassing.

Keep it coming my children. This would be funny if it wasn't that four of you guys are attempting to take one of me down and....you have not succeeded. Oh I know, I know....you'll say you did take me down and Prideful Brunette will claim for the 100th time that she won and Brunette's Tool will claim he doesn't care and he will keep on replying to me. I know the "game" children. Keep it coming.

Anyway, seriously Brunette's Tool, when you get a chance, tell me a little more about the Trolls' Bible, you seem to be well acquainted with and seem to have shared it with Prideful Brunette and you two seem to put its commandemnts to use well. Well, at least from what you have said about it so far, Brunette's Tool. LOL

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Whatever last word troll.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:28pm.

31. Never let your opponents have the last word.
Always get the last word, even if your last "word" is merely a "The sound of a weasel sneezing!" or a disturbing picture, which has the added bonus of inflaming the regulars of a non-binaries group. With this goal in mind keep
posting replies to the thread until you have clearly been ignored; keep checking occasionally just to be sure. Sometimes it helps to post your reply as a new thread.

Once again, the last word troll wins because normal people realize it is nothing but an insult spamfest that turns everyone off.

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Brunette's Tool,

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:35pm.

Brunette's Tool,

BWAHAHAHA!!! really? ARe you so gullible to believe everything you read on the internet? So some stranger puts up what a troll is all about and you believe it?! Oh geez...really? I knew that The Vet died in this forum. No way woudl The Vet that I knew before he became Brunette's Tool would link to the opinions of someone else and attempt to pass them as fact.

and geez, using your standard, Brunette's Tool.....Crazy In Waiting and you are trolls!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

oh, i know, I know....your standards, like Obama, only apply to others, not to you Brunette's Tool, or Troll, which ever you prefer. Hey, don't get upset at me. Using Prideful Bruentte's standards, you are an idiot for reposting and reposting the same words. Using your standards, y ou are a troll desperate to have the last word. So, using both of your standards...both of you are Idiotic Trolls. OOOPS!!!

Hey kids, I am only measuring you using YOUR standards. Too easy guys..."Liberalllies dribbles, passes one player, passes two players, passes three, passes four...sprints full speed ahead, beautiful dribbling and foot work....aims, takes a shot and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

MORE ENTERTAINMENT!!! MORE ENTERTAIMENT!!!

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She shoots

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:46pm.

She scores!!!

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Crane,

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:56pm.

Crane,

hmmm....gosh....hmmmm...geez.....man, oh son...how do I say this without embarrassing you? hmmmm....yeah.....well...I guess I can wisper it into your ear....

You do know that soccer is not basketball, right? There is no GOL in basketball, only soccer. You did know this, right? Soccer and basketball do have some similarities, round ball, dribble the ball (one with the hands and other one with the feet, passing the ball), but man, really? You confused it despite the obvious....GOOOOOOLLLL?! *shakes head* que pena...

Ahi carama!! conchale! hijo mio!! que vamos hacer contigo?!

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Yes I do know the difference

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:39pm.

You might actually have a point if you were know for your awesome spelling!

Oh yeah, another difference? In Soccer the men HARDLY ever SCORE! ROFLMAO

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Crane, Crane... Mi

Submitted by Liberallies on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:23am.

Crane, Crane...

Mi hijito....vamos chico. deberas? Really?

1) Spelling nazi attack on me? man that is old school and so passe! here I raise you the spell check attack AND i throw at you, if you are going to capitalize a phrase, you do every single word. HA! there....now what?!

2) And the soccer is gay attack? Geez, like I haven't heard that one since I was high school. Every year the Football Team and the Soccer Team went at it. The Soccer team of course, ended up with the higher grades AND on the Football and soccer classic? We always defeated our Football team. LOL They shut up really fast about the "gay" thing. Wait, but is football players slapping each other on the a$$ considered gay? LOL Geez man, also very old school attack and so passe....

C'mon man, insult me, but insult soccer? Now you really done it! hijo de tu mama, hermano de tu hermana, hijo de tu padre, nieto de tu abuelo, nieto de tu abuela....let's see if you can match this insults! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

C'mon Denny Crane, I am hoping and praying for you that you find originality and you stop throwing out 100 year old "insults".

I can hear Denny Crane, "Ha I got him! SOCCER IS GAY, SOCCER IS GAY...NAH, NAH NAH BOO BOO. SOCCER IS GAY...OH AND BY THE WAY YOU CAN'T SPELL!" LOL

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~Pegged

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:34pm.

.

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Sorry, I never insulted or

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:26pm.

Sorry, I never insulted or got into it with Looney Toon, Crazy In Waiting before this forum.

As for you, Denny Crane, you might not believe it, but for the life of me, I am clueless to who you are. I honestly mean it that you are obssesed with me. You claimed that you had been 6 months without posting and one of the first things you have done is gone after me for something that I did at least 6 months ago or longer. Hmmmm....yeah, son, that is called being obssesed!

But don't worry, you admitted it to me. You are a sad hypocrite. You said that you didn't feel like going after Crazy In Waiting for first insulting me. You just had to go after me, why? Because I obviously hurt you deeply 6 months ago or before.

Three of you have proven so far to be sad, sad hypocrites. Are youo children proud of yourself? what would your mommy in the upstairs rooms say if she knew you were such a hypocrite? C'mon now!

Stop embarrassing yourself Denny Crane....Yeah, yeah..I know, you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because Crazy In Waiting and Bruttent's Tool are supporting you. But here, a little secret, don't let them hear it...They are coming across as Looney Toons in desperate need of help and don't forget to tell them that Incestamo is on their side. But shhh....don't tell them. I want you to feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Obviously you guys are too weak minded to take me one at a time so you have teamed up....and yet....NOTHING!!!

MORE ENTERTAIMENT!!! MORE ENTERTAIMENT!!!

DON'T STOP MY CRAZIES....this is entertaining!!

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~Pegged

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:34pm.

And yes, we've met. Think hard. Think really, really hard about the last time you crawled up your own @ss in response to a woman.

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Crazy In Waiting, Oh darn,

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:50pm.

Crazy In Waiting,

Oh darn, that's right. I forget Looney Toon (hey Brunette's Tool said it wasn't an insult. I can't use kid, child, but I can use Loon since the other ones are only for trolls and gosh darn it, I am not a troll, ok Looney Toon) You are the one that about 50 people PMed me warning about.

The radical feminazi dressed in Conservative clothes. And believe me, I am not the one who said it, "friends" of yours gave you that name. Thanks for reminding me.

It explains why you came in this forum, early on, all itching and ready to fight with me, Loon. Geez, could you have brought that up earlier, it would have explained your crazy, wild-eyed, foaming at the mouth behavior despite me doing everything in my power to not get into it with you. GEEZZZ!!!! it would have saved us a lot of back and forth you know. :-)

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Izznotta troll. Just likes to spam izzall.

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:34pm.

29. Unreasonably proclaim your reasonableness.
If your method to deliver misinformation is not among the more articulate, you can try to claim to be reasonable. Of course if you really were reasonable, you would not be a troll in the first place; however, compared to your more radical comrades you might seem to be more reasonable. You cannot be certain what the readership of the newsgroup will accept as reasonable without your prompting them to think of you that way. Therefore you need frequently mention how reasonable you are.

Iz reasonable. Iz nezzer insult or iz nezzer getZ into itz. Iz not know who iz who. az is reasonable guyz. Iz rilly. Honext. You iz embarazzed. Mizzelf? Iz not. Allz uze crazee. Iz not meez. Iz not. iz warm fuzziz.

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Brunette's Tool, Really? I

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:42pm.

Brunette's Tool,

Really? I have seen all this tricks, boy and nothing. Link away and type as if you were speaking in a foreign language....hmmmmm....nope nothing. Still here.

MORE ENTERTAINMENT MY CRAZIES....MORE!!!

Hey, do I need to put some music in the background or something? Eye of the tiger maybe, Brunette's Tool?

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Ignore the voices in your head.

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:36pm.

Tu mujer vieja.

They will just make you rant and rave over and over again.

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Denny Crane, My son, have I

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:45pm.

Denny Crane,

My son, have I not told you many times? Calling a Latino "mujer vieja" is far from an insult. The term old lady in Spanish is used for women one respects since old ladies are considered wise and knowledgeable due to their life experience.

Vamos muchacho....conchale contigo. Deberas que me desepera tu comportamiento de pendejo. Pense que te habia ensenado mejor, per nunca escuchas. Ahi, vale, ahora tengo que decirle a tu mami lo mal que te comportaste, mi hijo.

One Liberal Troll does a much better than you three combined!

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Then why mention it?

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:55pm.

Calling a Latino man an old lady isn't insulting? Who knew?

But please keep going, you might eventually make sense!

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Crane,

Submitted by Liberallies on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:00pm.

Crane,

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You watch too many Hollywood movies!!!!

Yes, I am a Latino and hmmm...I know the culture just a tad better than you do. Ahora este pendejo me va a decir como es la cultura Latina.

Una mujer vieja es una senora que se le da mucho respeto. Y pobresito de el que la insulte, a palos le cae el vecindario. Hijo, hijo, hijo....vamos, aprende la cultura!

bueno, me tengo que ir. Mucho que hacer y no ahi nunca suficiente tiempo.

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Oh NOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:11pm.

Oh NOOOOOOOOO

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Hiya fut

Submitted by shawn. on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:03pm.

This is an extremely entertaining thread and I am happy to just watch from the sidelines, but I just want to point out that I'm pretty sure Denny has not posted for a long time because his country was rocked with a Tsunami and Earthquake and has nothing to do with obsessions

Okay back to the sidelines for me.

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Hi Shawn

Submitted by Denny Crane on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:17pm.

Thanks for pointing that out, but just a quick correction, my country is the good ol' US of A. I just happen to be residing somewhere else at the present time. Although my wife, family, and I were effected by said disasters.

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Denny Crane, Believe it or

Submitted by Liberallies on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:26am.

Denny Crane,

Believe it or not, my deepest condolesence and I hope you and your family are doing well. What happened in Japan is unspeakable and it is horrific, horrific what the Japanese have gone through.

To you and your family, all the safety and well being.

Now, back to our regular programing.

Hijo de tu madre, no sabes que no te estoy insultando, pero mas bien solo disiendo tonterias en Espanol?

Now great, hard to make fun of a guy that went through the Japanese Tsunami Horror. Thanks Shawn, now you've ruined my days, nights and evenings! grrrrrrrr...... LOL

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Popcorn time...

Submitted by Liberallies on Sun, 08/14/2011 - 1:27pm.

Popcorn time... keep up entertainment. Watching you two is just like watching the stooges.

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What did Blake think???

Submitted by milootoole on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:16pm.

TIGER, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

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THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS...

Submitted by Jer on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 10:42pm.

It just goes on and on my friend.

Just when you think you have reached the end,

The song begins again.

************

This is the song that never ends...

Ad infinitum, ad nauseum

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Doesn't this Loon ever shut up?

Submitted by The Vet on Mon, 08/15/2011 - 11:10pm.

And what is with the constant talk of crazies and foaming and itching and fighting?

8. Brag about destroying other newsgroups and threaten to do the same to theirs.

9. Drive as many good newsgroup members out of the group as possible, then attempt #8 with regard to that newsgroup.

I will say it for the last time.

There is no winning with the last word troll. They have absolutely no compunction about flooding the entire site with nonstop flames, insutts and put-downs. 300, 400, 500 posts. Nothing. Spam is nothing to them. There is only the last word.

7. Keep posting non-stop. Flood the group with your idiocy and nonsense. Some readers may equate your volume with proof of quality. You will tie the newsgroup regulars in knots trying to refute you and they won't have time for posting on-topic.

31. Never let your opponents have the last word.
Always get the last word, even if your last "word" is merely a "The sound of a weasel sneezing!" or a disturbing picture, which has the added bonus of inflaming the regulars of a non-binaries group. With this goal in mind keep posting replies to the thread until you have clearly been ignored; keep checking occasionally just to be sure. Sometimes it helps to post your reply as a new thread.

 

Enjoy your spam victory troll. Hope you enjoyed driving off one of your last defenders. I for the life of me cannot comprehend how you got on my buddy list. Just goes to show you The Vet can make mistakes. Whatever. That has been corrected. Enjoy your lonely life harassing everyone here with the nonstop asshat behavior. Loon.

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~50 people PM'd him

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:57am.

about lil ole me. The "radical feminazi".

And here I thought LL jumped the shark referring to me as Hitler and a "cancer on NB". Just goes to show he can always make himself more absurd if given the opportunity.

Good night, and good luck.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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You have been called out Liberallies.

Submitted by The Vet on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:07am.

Liberallies: You are the one that about 50 people PMed me warning about.

Let's hear it. Start naming names. 50 of them. Or somewhere about there.

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My guess is

Submitted by RESTLESS 1 on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:19am.

The mullett twins PM'd him 25 times each.

"I don't like repeat offenders, I like dead offenders". - Ted Nugent
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~My money

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:27am.

is on shawn and the 49 voices in LL's head.

The mullet twins have moved on to new grazing grounds.

Obama's WTF 2012 campaign slogan: "A dog in every pot"
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Brunette's Tool, Whatever

Submitted by Liberallies on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:56am.

Brunette's Tool,

Whatever shall I do? You called me a Loon, oh no....it hurts, it hurts, it burns!!! and look at you, you showed me right, you took me off your buddy list....ahhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY?! WHY?! THE PAIN!!!! THE PAIN!!! I don't known if I can bare it all..... HAHAHA!!!!

Loon, tell me, how did it feel? Did it make you feel good? Did it make your day, week, month....it probably made your year. Oooooohhhhhh what a great feeling to remove me from your buddy list, right Brunette's Tool?

Maybe you can tell Prideful Brunette, she never had me as her buddy. And thanks goodness, I've heard it burns to be on her buddy list. Ouch!

Poor Brunette's Tool, he is so desperate to prove that others are trolls, he is incapable of seeing his trollish behavior. The poor Looney Toon (YES! I didn't use kid, child, young) HAHAHA!

oh and look at Crazy Lady In Waiting....believing that because she said it, it is so. People, Prideful Brunette said I jumped the shark, thus, it is so. So, Let it be written, so let it be done.

Hey and look at Brunette's Tool making demands. Oh no, whatever shall I do?! Brunette's Tool called me out. Hey Loon, I will provide you with names as soon as Prideful Brunette cites unbiased sourced for her comments against the Church and the Inquistion. Typical hypocrite, demand from others that which he is unwilling to demand from his internet Looney Toon friend.

Restless1, desperate for attention I see....walk away son, walk away. Not worth it me giving you another a$$ whooping.

Brunette's Tool and Prideful Brunette, Brunette's Tool keeps on posting, over and over and over, "There is no wining with the last word troll". You do realize that you are doing every effort to have the last word, right? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

My Last Word Trolls (hey don't get angry, I am only using Brunette's Tool's standards to judge him and his Crazy In Waiting)

keep it coming! MORE ENTERTAINMENT, MORE ENTERTAIMENT!!!

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~Pegged

Submitted by Wrathful Brunette on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 11:01am.

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