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Tuesday Captionfest: Mike Allen

By Mark Finkelstein | November 23, 2010 | 08:29

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Mike Allen, chief political correspondent of Politico, on Morning Joe.  November 23, 2010.

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See, I can look as stupid as

Submitted by RefudiateObama2012 on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:35am.

See, I can look as stupid as Dana Milbank in his orange vest.

And I said, no, Honey, that

Submitted by motherbelt on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:46am.

And I said, no, Honey, that dress doesn't make your butt LOOK big; your butt IS big...that's why I love it!

On Politico's Favored Position...

Submitted by fstaff on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:45am.

Joe: "I know you do, Mike. But that's just an expression."

Silly boy...

Submitted by wedapeople on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:47am.

Mike didn't the Bamster tell you...?

When leaning forward, keep your eye on the headboard !

It was a RINO plasty

Submitted by inquiringmind on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:54am.

It was a RINO plasty

Nice

Submitted by IgnatzJFahrquar on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:57am.

or perhaps a rino blasty

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

KOREA

Submitted by billb on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:54am.

On this same exciting episode, Barnicle asks Pataki, Can you see Palin as president dealing with Korea?" Of course Pataki answers in the affirmative. What he should have done was ask Barnicle,"Can you see OBAMA dealing with it?

"I strongly condemn

Submitted by IgnatzJFahrquar on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:55am.

the North Korean who punched me in the nose."

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

Rim shot!

Submitted by Mark Finkelstein on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:56am.

Rim shot!

Hey...lok at me! I'm the main

Submitted by billb on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:57am.

Hey...look at me! I'm the main attraction on the lowest rated show on cable!

Alaskan Nose Job

Submitted by BBallleaper on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 8:57am.

Palin cold-cocked him.  A well deserved beating!

"I told him, I SWEAR I didn't

Submitted by gitarfan on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:12am.

"I told him, I SWEAR I didn't know she was married."

I got no warning that Obama was going to suddenly stop walking.

Submitted by FOXFAN on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:14am.


Proof of the unfortunate side

Submitted by cmvnyer on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:16am.

Proof of the unfortunate side effects of having your head up Obama's behind.

Huh?

Submitted by Rukus on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:20am.

Mike: "Those TSA guys got rough with me, damn!"

_____________________________________________________________ I'm not too drunk to dance! It's just that people keep stepping on my hands!

Next time...

Submitted by Texndoc on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:43am.

Next time a Girl Scout has cookies to sell this lib wimp won't be so quick to say "No!"

 

 

 

(BTW, I haven't seen Moaning Joe since the elections, but this guy has to be seen to be believed.  He can barely get a sentence out without spitting like a Tingles and if he's Palin bashing , he bounces up and down like a dog that hasn't seen its owner in weeks)

This is Mike Allen sporting

Submitted by Dan The Man 2 on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:45am.

This is Mike Allen sporting the new lefty lobotomy.

Nuke em til they glow; then shoot em in the dark

Obamacare Circumcision.

Submitted by Dan Diego on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 9:57am.

Obamacare Circumcision.

The poster boy

Submitted by Iron Tigers Vet on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 10:00am.

for Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgeon.

If I can make Nan look ________ (fill in the blank),  then I can do the same for you.

"Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine"

See, here's what happened...

Submitted by Mike Bratton on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 10:52am.

I was sitting in the audience for Oprah, minding my own business, when she says something about her "favorite things" and the entire audience started rioting!  

--Mike

Conservative Dog Bites Respected Journalist!

Submitted by Grumpy in Arizona on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:01am.

 (NB Fakenews) – Newcastle, DE  - Snuggles, the suspected pet shiatsu of former Conservative Tea Party candidate and alleged animal cruelty advocate Christine O’Donnell viciously attacked objective reporter Mike Allen as he tried to rescue the dog from an industrial shredder.   The owner of the shredder could not be determined at the time of this report, but most intelligent people believe it is owned by Tea Party favorite Conservative Sen. Jim DeMint, and leased to the Delaware chapter of the Conservative-oriented “Elect Sarah Palin in 2012 fan club of Rehoboth Beach, DE,” an exclusive enclave of rich, mostly white, Conservative business people.   Conservative potential presidential candidate Sarah Palin refused to answer questions about this incident.    

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question." - Yogi Berra, (Baseball Great and Philosopher)

Brown Nose

Submitted by moonbatcure on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:10am.

Does this cover enough my brown nosing Obama?

I heard Michelle say CAN WE DO IT?

Submitted by Bluegill on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:27am.

and before I could say YES WE CAN she punched me

Gee, Mr. President...

Submitted by Bighead227 on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 11:43am.

Gee, Mr. President...Could you give a little warning when you're gonna stop short like that???

Harry Potter

Submitted by scarebear83 on Tue, 11/23/2010 - 6:44pm.

"I'm going for the Harry Potter look. Oh wait, you mean the tape goes on a pair of glasses?"

"... they slash prices, drown in their sorrows, punch buttons, and kill time. I won't tell you what they do to eggs. They blow up photos, hang plants, crash at a friend's place and then when they're done arguing they bury the hatchet." -Mork

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