CBS Touts Dem Congresswoman Using Daughter to Pin Shooting on Rhetoric: 'Mommy, Are You Going to Get Shot?'
During a bipartisan panel discussion with members of Congress on Wednesday's CBS Evening News, anchor Katie Couric asked about the role of political rhetoric in the Tucson shooting, to which Florida Democratic Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz replied: "After my daughter heard...Gabby [Giffords] had been shot, the first thing she asked me was...'Mommy, are you going to get shot?'"
Schultz went on to recall: "...the next thing she said to me was – and this is where you don't realize how closely they're watching – 'But Mommy, Florida's going to pass an immigration law like Arizona and then people are going to be mad at you.'" The Congresswoman concluded: "The civil discourse is very important because it's not just – it's not just adults that – that this permeates. It's our children." Couric did not challenge Schultz's suggestion that the enforcement of stronger immigration laws would cause violence.
Couric did seem skeptical of the role of political rhetoric in the shooting: "Given that this seems to be, from what we know so far, the work of a lone deranged gunman, is now the right time to really analyze and discuss the political discourse in our country?" South Carolina Democratic Congressman James Clyburn was quick to proclaim: "I think so. Look, I lived through the 50s and the 60s....We've got to really be very, very concerned about how we say things and the things that we do say and how that may impact people."
Democratic New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand chimed in: "We may never know what motivated him to commit these heinous crimes, but what we do know is that the climate of debate has degraded so significantly, I believe, over the last decade, that it has to end."
Couric played a clip of Sarah Palin's Facebook video response to the shooting and critics: "Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own. They begin and end with the criminals who commit them, not collectively with all the citizens of a state, not with those who listen to talk radio, not with maps of swing districts used by both sides of the aisle." Couric wondered: "What is your reaction to some of the things that were included in this video posted by Sarah Palin?"
Schultz blasted the former Alaska governor: "Let's remember that [Congresswoman] Gabby [Giffords] herself talked about, just a few weeks ago, the fact that individuals who shall remain nameless, used violent images and words in her campaign and she talked about how important it was that we dial it back." Couric followed up: "Do you think that's what she was doing, defending violent rhetoric?" Schultz ranted: "I think she has used violent imagery and violent language, and I think she's – it appears to me that she's being somewhat defensive, yes."
Couric questioned attempts to blame the shooting on conservative speech: "Was it appropriate in the immediate aftermath of this event, by some people, to blame right-wing rhetoric?" Schultz claimed: "No one's blaming right-wing rhetoric but that we all agree that the language and the tone and the tenor of our debate has gotten too intense and that we need to lead by example."
Couric particularly challenged Clyburn on the issue: "...you said quote, 'It seems like this gentleman was not satisfied with the way the election turned out' and you blamed candidates like Sharron Angle for using incendiary language like 'finding Second Amendment remedies' during her campaign. Do you think you spoke too soon?" Clyburn stubbornly defended his jump to a conclusion: "No, I don't. Gabby predicted something like this. She, in her own words, said to us a few months ago, in pointing out some of the symbolism."
Moments later, Schultz used her daughter to smear conservatives for advocating stronger immigration laws similar to those in Arizona:
After – I'm sorry. After my daughter heard that, you know, Gabby had been shot, the first thing she asked me was, you know, 'Mommy, are you going to get shot? Does that mean you're going to get shot?' And then I, you know, did my best to reassure her, tell her, 'No, you know, Mommy takes precautions. You've been to my meetings. You know we have, we take steps to make sure that we're all safe.' But then the next thing she said to me was – and this is where you don't realize how closely they're watching – 'But Mommy, Florida's going to pass an immigration law like Arizona and then people are going to be mad at you.' You know, they're paying attention. The civil discourse is very important because it's not just – it's not just adults that – that this permeates. It's our children.
Couric concluded the discussion by wondering: "What do you think Congresswoman Giffords would think of the debate that has unfolded in this country in the aftermath of these shootings?" Schultz replied: "Oh, I'm positive that she will want a debate to move forward."
For their part, the Republican congressional members on panel provided little contrast to their liberal colleagues and were given less air time. Congressman Michael McCaul of Texas described how Congresswoman Giffords' "last race was very tough. And she personally talked to me about that, and I think it weighs on a member. But I think she wanted this place to be less – the tone to be less partisan."
When Couric asked about Palin's statement, not a single comment was featured from any of the three Republican members of Congress on the panel.
Here is a full transcript of the January 12 segment:
6:37PM ET
KATIE COURIC: Those same feelings of shock and bewilderment permeate the halls of Congress. Earlier today, I sat down with six of Gabrielle Giffords' colleagues and listened to their congressional voices.
KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND [SEN. D-NY]: I know that if anyone could pull through this, it's her. And I even talked to her husband a couple of nights ago, and, you know, he was saying to me how he was telling the doctors that, 'Wait and see. Gabby will be up and walking in two weeks,' and I believe him.
FRANK GUINTA [REP. R-NH]: My first reaction was pure shock, the fact that we had just been sworn in, that there was so much hope and optimism about this congress. And the awesome responsibility that we all share.
MICHAEL MCCAUL [REP. R-TX]: I think we're all still trying to understand this, and I think, as was mentioned, I think how we handle this as members of Congress and how we handle the discourse is very important because I know it was important to her. Her last race was very tough. And she personally talked to me about that, and I think it weighs on a member. But I think she wanted this place to be less – the tone to be less partisan.
COURIC: Will any of you change the way you conduct yourself on a day-to-day basis back in your districts, talking to constituents, putting yourself in a similar position?
BILL HUIZENGA [REP. R-MI]: You want to go out and engage and interact with your constituents. That's the nature of our government. And I think how we – how we preserve that is going to be very important.
MCCAUL: I had started a practice where I would at least notify local law enforcement and – when I had public events. I think that's a common sense security precaution that we should be taking. Because there is a lot of anger out there.
COURIC: Given that this seems to be, from what we know so far, the work of a lone deranged gunman, is now the right time to really analyze and discuss the political discourse in our country?
JAMES CLYBURN [REP. D-SC]: I think so. Look, I lived through the 50s and the 60s. And I can tell you, I've seen those eyes that I saw on tv last night and this morning. And we cannot pooh-pooh that. We've got to really be very, very concerned about how we say things and the things that we do say and how that may impact people.
GILLIBRAND: We may never know what motivated him to commit these heinous crimes, but what we do know is that the climate of debate has degraded so significantly, I believe, over the last decade, that it has to end. And whether this is the wake-up call or this is just the reason we're debating this issue now, it's important that we have this debate.
MCCAUL: So there's a wound inflicted upon the nation right now that I think needs to heal and I think that what would be a real tribute to Gabby would be to look at the public discourse and how can we make it more civil.
COURIC: Let me read you something that was in a video released by Sarah Palin this morning. She said quote, 'Acts of monstrous criminality stand on their own.'
SARAH PALIN: They begin and end with the criminals who commit them, not collectively with all the citizens of a state, not with those who listen to talk radio, not with maps of swing districts used by both sides of the aisle.
COURIC: What is your reaction to some of the things that were included in this video posted by Sarah Palin?
DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ: I saw the video of what Miss Palin said, and the part that you didn't read was where she suggested that the advocacy that we are all making on behalf of more civil discourse is like we're trying to extract a blood libel.
PALIN: Journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence that they purport to condemn.
SCHULTZ: Let's remember that Gabby herself talked about, just a few weeks ago, the fact that individuals who shall remain nameless, used violent images and words in her campaign and she talked about how important it was that we dial it back.
COURIC: Do you think that's what she was doing, defending violent rhetoric and-
SCHULTZ: I think she has used violent imagery and violent language, and I think she's – it appears to me that she's being somewhat defensive, yes.
GILLIBRAND: I think it's the wrong message to take from this and I think what you're seeing here on a bipartisan basis from leaders all across the Congress is that we will change the nature of the debate ourselves.
COURIC: At the same time, was it appropriate in the immediate aftermath of this event, by some people, to blame right-wing rhetoric?
MCCAUL: We cannot politicize this event. And my concern is that right off the bat that the arrows are starting to fly, and you see it on both sides of the aisle. And that, I think, is a great disappointment, and that's what we have to change up here.
SCHULTZ: No one's blaming right-wing rhetoric but that we all agree that the language and the tone and the tenor of our debate has gotten too intense and that we need to lead by example.
COURIC: Congressman Clyburn, after this incident, you said quote, 'It seems like this gentleman was not satisfied with the way the election turned out' and you blamed candidates like Sharron Angle for using incendiary language like 'finding Second Amendment remedies' during her campaign. Do you think you spoke too soon?
CLYBURN: No, I don't. Gabby predicted something like this. She, in her own words, said to us a few months ago, in pointing out some of the symbolism and words or symbols, and I think that we are responsible for what we say and the way we say it.
GUINTA: I think there's been a general coarsening of society in political realm or outside the political realm. You look at the stuff that kids are watching on TV, the games that they're playing, on the internet, all those different things. And that's a concern that I have had.
SCHULTZ: After – I'm sorry. After my daughter heard that, you know, Gabby had been shot, the first thing she asked me was, you know, 'Mommy, are you going to get shot? Does that mean you're going to get shot?' And then I, you know, did my best to reassure her, tell her, 'No, you know, Mommy takes precautions. You've been to my meetings. You know we have, we take steps to make sure that we're all safe.' But then the next thing she said to me was – and this is where you don't realize how closely they're watching – 'But Mommy, Florida's going to pass an immigration law like Arizona and then people are going to be mad at you.' You know, they're paying attention. The civil discourse is very important because it's not just – it's not just adults that – that this permeates. It's our children.
COURIC: What do you think Congresswoman Giffords would think of the debate that has unfolded in this country in the aftermath of these shootings?
SCHULTZ: Oh, I'm positive that she will want a debate to move forward.
GILLIBRAND: I'm hoping that from this awful, horrific event, that the bright light that we will see is new leadership, a new level of discourse, and people actually coming together to do good things for America.
COURIC: These members of Congress had a lot to say, so we posted more of that interview online at cbsnews.com.
— Kyle Drennen is a news analyst at the Media Research Center. You can follow him on Twitter here.
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SHAMELESS!!!!!
Submitted by BEGRUNT on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:23pm.
FOr Schultz to use her child as a prop to further censorship.......absolutely SHAMELESS!!!!! These people have NO SOULS!!!
"A nation can suffer it's fool's, but cannot survive the traitor"
Cicero
shultz
Submitted by PrimalElements on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:53pm.
You are right...............they have no shame because they have no souls.
LYING. THROUGH. HER. TEETH.
Submitted by Texndoc on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:53pm.
She has been all over the tube for a week and if this story were true and it was the "first" thing her daughter had said, she would have brought it up every interview.
Schultz, Drama Queen
Submitted by Red Jeep on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:19pm.
Publicity Hound.
I'm gonna have to call "foul" on this one.
Submitted by soosan on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:55pm.
How low will they go?
Oh, it's about HER now?
Submitted by StarAZ on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:00pm.
I am sure Rep Deb explained that immigration had nothing to do with this and that the shooting was like being hit by lightning--no way to explain it with a human brain.
Not.
how about this
Submitted by Hoosier Conservative on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:04pm.
Mommy, am I going to hear David Letterman say I slept with a baseball player, like they said about my sister?
I saw that small coffin
Submitted by StarAZ on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:13pm.
I saw that little coffin coming out of the church or synagogue, I am not sure, and thought how many little girls with cancer are going in the ground today, too--there is no way to explain any of this, it's too soon, too wrong. But I will say this--the notices about the funds we can contribute to for these people are already in our papers--that seems to be the next step--we can pay them, give money...pay, pay...
'But Mommy, Florida's going
Submitted by DaBird on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:30pm.
'But Mommy, Florida's going to pass an immigration law like Arizona and then people are going to be mad at you.'
I wonder where her child heard this? Maybe from the MSM? Sure. But I'll bet you everything I have that "Mommy" has been filling this childs head with stories about the "radical right wing meanies who love guns and hate all foreigners".
Yeah, and finally reassured
Submitted by RESTLESS 1 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:34pm.
The child brought out her drawings, and promptly resumed her rocket building.
Does anybody really believe this BS? How old is the child, thirty?
I NEED A NEW PAIR OF HIP BOOTS!
Submitted by Herbster on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:35pm.
I have NEVER seen a higher pile of fertilizer in my life! Does anyone believe the story of the child asking such questions of mommy? Give me a break. Debbie (I flunked my Wasserman test) Schultz is a disgrace. Does she really think that anyone with an IQ over room temperature finds this "Story" credible. Sorry, Debbie, this card has been played too many times by members of your party. Schultz, Gillebrand and company stand for all that is wrong with our country. Let's see.....we started with Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, Franklin.....now we have Obama, Reid, Pelosi and these two twits. How far we have sunk as a country.
These are the worst of the
Submitted by d1carter on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:35pm.
These are the worst of the worst...and that includes Couric.
This woman
Submitted by Barack_must_go..... on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:39pm.
This woman and the fabricated, incendiary yarn she spun is so full of sh@t, I can smell her from my house.
Barack_Must_Go.....
once upon a time...
Submitted by MidAmerica on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 7:58pm.
The girl is young enough to still use 'Mommy' but yet she understands the ramifications of Florida passing an immigration bill like Arizona's?!!!
Only two possibilities here...1. she thinks we are stupid enough to believe this story or..... 2. She is stupid enough to think we believe this story.
Mommy stop exploiting me k?
Submitted by TerryWest on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:01pm.
'But Mommy, Florida's going to pass an immigration law like Arizona and then people are going to be mad at you.'"---------- Lying out right is one thing but I really get mad at these dem's who have no problem exploiting children even their own, if this daughter was in her 20's I'd buy she said this but I've rarely heard an adult use the term mommy.
You can't get any lower than
Submitted by Martin2717 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:02pm.
You can't get any lower than this. Oh wait........ look at the left on how they've used this tragedy to score political points, which you can interpret in them defending this piece of garbage. Scum, all of them.
Didn't Malia Obama
Submitted by StarAZ on Sun, 01/16/2011 - 4:27pm.
Didn't his daughter ask could he fill up the bad hole in the ocean? Oh--not going for that one, either? Never mind.
SCHULTZ: "...the part that
Submitted by ProudAmerican58 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:04pm.
SCHULTZ: "...the part that you didn't read was where she suggested that the advocacy that we are all making on behalf of more civil discourse is like we're trying to extract a blood libel."
...
SCHULTZ: I think she has used violent imagery and violent language, and I think she's – it appears to me that she's being somewhat defensive, yes."
Thank goodness she's advocating for a more honest and civil discourse.
"Violent language......"
Submitted by Forbus on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:22pm.
From the September 14, 2010 issue of the Orlando Sentinel:
"At a press conference in late July, Wasserman Schultz, along with DNC Tim Kaine and five other party leaders, displayed a mock “Republican Tea Party Contract on America,” which they said would be the party agenda if the GOP were to win control of Congress. It lists repeal of the health-care reform law, “privatizing” Social Security, ending Medicare in its present form and abolishing the departments of education and energy."
"Contract ON America." Sounds like violent language to me.
Im sad for this country.When
Submitted by obxray on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:26pm.
Im sad for this country.When that poll that said 57% don't thing the attack was politcal....57% thats all?It should be around 85%.The MSM is still winning at this crap they push.
Schultz
Submitted by well99 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:32pm.
Talk about sinking to a new low.Mr Eds sister is really pathetic.
All in a days "work"
Submitted by Indie Dude on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:35pm.
After this interview, Katie pats herself on the back and calls her fellow media buddies saying, " did you see, did you see?, BTW, let's do lunch at Progos!!" Now, it's time to walk her Shih Tzu while drinking her cafe mocha latte at StarBucks and then shopping later on for the lastest designer shoes. All in a days work!
gee debbie
Submitted by Willis_Leon_Johnson on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:52pm.
If you can't stand the truth, get the hell out of the kitchen.
There are already too many dimwits, twits and bimbos in congress, we do not need, or want, useless, lying garbage such as yourself.
End 'gun violence in America' - Require training and MANDATORY "Shall Carry" by every Citizen.
If harry reid is the best person to lead the senate, what does that say about the other 99 senators?
What a crock...
Submitted by PrairieSky on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:58pm.
We're supposed to believe this load of manure? How old is Wasserman-Schultz's kid anyway? I might, just might, buy the "are you going to get shot" question, since this kid knows that Giffords is a congresswoman and so is Wasserman-Schultz. But, the immigration related question sounds like a total crock to me, and I for one, don't believe it.
Boy these Dems sure don't mind exploiting wounded friends and even their own kids to try to score cheap political points, do they? Don't these people have any sense of shame?
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction...It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them (our children) to do the same." ~President Ronald Reagan
The first thing that came to my mind;
Submitted by olddog3006 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 8:59pm.
Bill Clinton, remembering with sadness all the church burnings that occured when he was young.
I'm throwing down the whole deck of bullsh*t cards on this
Submitted by Dave. on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:00pm.
I don't believe a word of it.
Not one.
This is really nothing more than Katie Couric, the eternally duplicitous Marxist/statist/totalitarian propaganda whore, indirectly pushing her anti 1st and 2nd Amendment agendas.
Sorry, Komrade Katie, you will not silence me, and you cannot have my guns.
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
I swear...
Submitted by gvik on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:02pm.
...you couldn't make this crap up if you tried. It's absolutely stunning.
Policy to calm childhood fears.
Submitted by Quasi-socialist on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:04pm.
Wow. Are we going to ban monsters from closets as well? And no more bogeymne under the bed either!!
The adults are in charge in Washington, and they're ready to listen to the insight of timorous kids.
Mommy, Mommy
Submitted by jdlybrand on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:30pm.
What about cap and trade? Are we all going to die from the effects of global climate change? Mommy, Mommy. What about the repeal of Obamacare? Mommy, Mommy. How will we ever survive in this global economy if we don't raise taxes on the top two percent of earners? Mommy, Mommy. What about reparations for all those decendants of former slaves. Mommy,Mommy. Is it OK to lie through my teeth like you?
They grow up, they vote, they breed, and sometimes they are elected!
"What a revoltin' development this is!"
Chester Riley
I got a bad feeling Schultz
Submitted by ant on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 9:58pm.
I got a bad feeling Schultz is gonna be one of the "go to" libs for the media this year. I don't think my stomach is up to the challenge.
What should concern Shultz about her child most, since she insists on using her as a fear-stoking political prop? A conservative American who disagrees with her on border-control or an unknown, untrackable child-predator from a foreign country?
If that chunky monkey is one
Submitted by NL207 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:03pm.
If that chunky monkey is one of the 'go-to libs' for 2011, their cause is in a lot of trouble.
Then may heaven save us all because...
Submitted by PrairieSky on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:38pm.
Wasserman-Schultz can be particularly snotty, arrogant and condescending when she's seriously argued with and challenged. I've seen enough of her over the years to know how she can be, and the idea that we'll be seeing a lot more of her upcoming is a very unpleasant prospect indeed.
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction...It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them (our children) to do the same." ~President Ronald Reagan
PrairieSky,
Submitted by ant on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:08pm.
I sure hope I'm wrong, it's just that I've been seeing and hearing(ugh) her more than usual lately. I 'm already tempted enough to kick in my TV, I don't need her compounding that impulse.
Uh-oh
Submitted by KC Mulville on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:09pm.
Here it comes ... exploiting our sympathy for the victim to push forward their agenda.
No. Leave the poor woman alone. When she gets back to a healthy condition, let her speak for herself. Stop using her.
Besides, she didn't predict this, and the warnings about angry rhetoric have not been proved true. Gabby Gifford suffered an act of violence, but it had nothing to do with angry rhetoric. Political rhetoric didn't cause this. How often do the facts have to be repeated before they sink into these agenda-driven brains?
But KC
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:16pm.
Gabrielle Giffords voted for Healthcare.
No way can stop the Liberals from their rallying cry against repeal.
Let's do this for Gabby!!
Liberals will not be deturd. Excuse my spelling, I'm here in Flyover Country.
Go figure
Submitted by Boudin on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:49pm.
It's our "lousy" health care that needed reform that is keeping her alive, and will hopefully allow her to recover.
Liberal Democrats are
Submitted by mostlymoderate on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:33pm.
Liberal Democrats are despicable. Debbie Wasserman Schultz playing this out to the hilt. Does she not have any shred of decency? "Mommy, are you going to shot???" Barf. I don't believe anything these degenerate liars say anymore. They are all showmanship.
She even managed to bring the immigration debate into this. Wow, if you believe this woman is telling the truth then you are the most gullible sap-sucker living. Even if it were true, what in the hell is she politicizing her own daughter's innocence for? Sick.
Excremento del Toro
Submitted by crimsonspark on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:28pm.
This pile of crap is right up there with "did you plug the hole yet daddy" in my book.
Schultz is just following the
Submitted by Reaver on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:48pm.
Schultz is just following the example set by the leader of her party.No, Little Debbie Horsefacereman Schultz™,
Submitted by SickofLibs on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:37pm.
your daughter said "Mommy, are you going to get SHOD?"
™SickofLibs
Wow...
Submitted by tampamom25 on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 10:47pm.
I guess when blaming the Tea Party in the first half hour after the shooting didn't work, they decided to play the "for the children" card. If her child really said it, well that's doggone impressive mommy. But I think it's more likely that it came from the windmills of mommy's mind. The very worst of hateful and violent threats and accusations are coming from the left, and now the left is all up in arms about hate speech? The things we preach the loudest against are usually the things that we are guilty of in our own lives......they are proving that one over and over again in a most shameful manner.
Disgusting
Submitted by IrateNate on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:08pm.
The most disgusting liberal douche in the entire country has to be Debbie Waterhead-Schultz. She is the female version of Alan Grayson. I can't believe she could find someone so lonely, ugly, and of such low self-esteem to even consider mating with this vile....wait a minute...Schultz....Schultz.....where have I heard that name....Ed...oh...my...God! Say it isn't so! Call an exorcist!
At least she related the phony story of her little darling's concern for her safety, rather than parade the child in front of the cameras to perform her rehearsed line.
"We'll get ice cream later. Now, tell the nice man what Mommy taught...I mean, what you told Mommy yesterday."
I will put it as gently as I
Submitted by Captain Repus on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:42pm.
I will put it as gently as I can - this woman is a pathetic liar. As mentioned earlier, this is akin to the 'Daddy did you plug the hole yet' Obammy lie. These people are pathalogical.
She is already, and has been for quite some time now, the darling of MSDNC because she is a rare speciman of a female democrat - she isn't ridiculously ugly, just worthless.
Her "Jimmy Carter - Amy says
Submitted by Chris Norman on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:49pm.
Her "Jimmy Carter - Amy says the most important issue is nuclear proliferation" moment.
Or "I never heard Rev.Wright
Submitted by Captain Repus on Thu, 01/13/2011 - 11:50pm.
Or "I never heard Rev.Wright make those kind of statements"
Pathetic.
This is freaky. I have been having similar conversations.
Submitted by The Vet on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 2:04am.
Some of the things my 5 year old child has been saying.
Looking up from coloring way outside the lines: Daddy, the IMF wants to boost its power to oversee the swelling number of restrictions on the flow of international capital. How do you think it will do that?
Looking up from a mud puddle his just finished stomping in: Daddy, will China force its banks to hold more capital reserves to prevent ongoing risks to its financial system?
Looking up from the booger he just pulled out of his nose: Daddy, If the U.S Labor market continues to strengthen, do you think the dollar will continue to amass gains?
While poking the dog in its poophole: Daddy, do you think TIVO's stock could double if it were to prevail in court over the Satellite Kose?
Me: No. That is companies. CO.S It is short for companies.
While pushing his brocolli around on his plate: Daddy, the flooding in Australia's coal-rich Queensland really hit it's mining companies hard. Should I get my feet wet and buy in now, and buy a few options contracts, or just stick with my FOREX trading on the Australian dollar?
After being reminded to brush his teeth the 5th time: Daddy, China is still trying to force it's commodity prices down by fiat. Don't they know that Richard Nixon tried that in 1972 and failed miserably?
Not to be outdone, my 4 year old daughter chipped in
As she was being told to put away her barbies: Daddy, Altheros has made of $45 a share offer for Qualcom. But that is something like 30 times its estimate GAAP earnings for 2011. Isn't that a bit rich?
ROFLMAO!! You're killing
Submitted by stratman on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:00am.
ROFLMAO!!
You're killing me, The Vet!
(Opps. Are we still allowed to say that?)
Did you ever write for National Lampoon? That was brilliant.
Thanks, strat---
Submitted by matthewdean on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:02am.
I was laughing too hard to type-----
MD
Masterful
Submitted by GW on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 3:56pm.
Simply masterful
Wow, that is just classic
Submitted by Dave. on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 3:56pm.
I am still LMAO!
-Dave
Vote for the American in November
Aww, Vet...they are precious
Submitted by bassndude on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:05pm.
Aww, Vet...they are precious children at that age. lol
Save a SeAL, club a liberal/troll!!
That's my nephew!
Submitted by Jer on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:07pm.
I'm just as proud as can be.
A beaming Uncle Jer
I see it too, Vet
Submitted by Cool Arrow on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 2:09am.
Just tonight I heard Chris Matthews say to Keith Olbermann, "Are we going to cross hairs tonight?"
My daugther asked:
Submitted by scottyusmc on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 8:33am.
Why do these Liberal Democrats want to kill babies before they are born? I'm glad you protected me from them! Did you have to hide me from them?
I call BS Shultz!
Submitted by Rukus on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 8:38am.
Times eleventy even!
Liars all
Submitted by Bob DaMan on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 9:25am.
Her daughter doid not say the nonsense about immigration...that is a complete fabircation...liar liar panta on fire....wait until the daughter realizes that Mommy lies....
If my pets could talk, they would have so much to add...
Submitted by The Vet on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 10:04am.
I might have a different opinion on current affairs.... Hmmm...
The Dog: I don't see why you kiss that cat and not me. So what if I lick my genitals a little, you would do it too if you were more bendy. Now gimme a kiss. Come on. Give Fido some smootchums....
The Cat: I swear to the Big Tiger in the Sky if that damn mutt sticks his cold wet nose up against my pooper one more time, I will rearrange that ugly mutt face, I can do it, I got the perfect instrument right here at the end of this leg, and that leg, and the other one...
The Guinea Pig: Yes. Yes. Yes. I eat my own poo. It is called copraphagia. Get a dictionary you stupid oversized goon. I am introducting bacteria back into the upper digestive track. You try being a herbivore and digest nothing but grass ya big goony omnivore...
The Bird: I swear to the Big Yellow Bird on TV if that cat does not stop it with the creepy stalker staring, well I might... I will... Oh, I will just continue to hop from one little bar to another. I got nothin' here....
The Fish: Bloop Bloop Bloop
The Monkey: Dad, how many times do I have to tell you, I am your son not a monkey. I could speak before. You are gonna pay my psychiatric bills when I grow up, you know that.
Ahh, on second thought, let's just continue to let our children give us input to important national affairs.
My cat CAN talk, Vet
Submitted by Blonde on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 4:12pm.
Payton (the Empress) upon viewing Wasserman-Schultz's little jealous diatribe about Sarah Palin had but one comment:
MEOW!
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Debbie Baby
Submitted by Herbster on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 10:08am.
A genuine turd in the punchbowl!
Yenta Wasserman
Submitted by hughglass on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 10:45am.
This bum, once again, secures her status as the most disgusting, lying POS in the country. Just hope the gators can redo districts in south Florida into long thin slices that reach to the west coast (and maybe the panhandle) and drop slime NYC libs to no more than 35% of the vote in each district. Look at getting more freedom loving Cuban refugees into the same district with the communist NYCers.
PS Home run, VET! Thanks.
Not mentioning names...
Submitted by American.Patriot on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 11:07am.
But Katie had a picture of Sara in the back ground to ensure that the viewers knew they were targeting (no threat intended) Palin in the discussionThat's funny, my daughter said to me
Submitted by ConservaSerb on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 12:39pm.
"Daddy, if Katie Couric gets flattened by a steam roller and pissed on by a dog, can we have a party?"
A wise & frugal government, which shall leave men free 2 regulate their own pursuits of industry & improvement, & shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government. T. Jefferson
Moratorium on Congressional members appearances on News shows?
Submitted by gopcongress on Fri, 01/14/2011 - 3:49pm.
Should the GOP consider boycotting the news sources such as ABC, CBS, MSNBC, et al, and instead disseminate their opinions on their local stations as well as the Internet sources, or legitimate news sources like Fox News? I certainly think we are at a stage where that should be a possibility. Let's face it: The media can't get any MORE obnoxious about that then they are now.
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