Andy Rooney: I'm Smarter Than Bush

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By Kyle Drennen | November 5, 2007 - 18:33 ET

At the end of Sunday’s 60 Minutes, commentator Andy Rooney did his usual rant, this time about politicians. Of course when Rooney speaks of politicians, one always seems to come first to his mind: "I'll bet there hasn't been a day this year that President Bush's name hasn't been in the newspaper." At one point Rooney almost seemed sympathetic to the president, "A lot of people complain about things President Bush does but they wouldn't know what to do themselves if they were in his shoes." However, that sympathy soon turned to contempt as Rooney compared his own public speaking to that of President Bush, "I usually can’t remember what it was I was going to say. The president seems to have the same problem sometimes."

Unfortunately, Rooney seemed to remember exactly what he wanted to say at the end of his little diatribe:

The one thing I have to say for myself that I wouldn't say for President Bush is: I know I'm no where near smart enough to be President of the United States. But I will say I might have been smart enough not to get us into a war in Iraq.

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Don’t be so modest Andy, I’m sure we are all looking forward to President Rooney. Of course, this is not the first time Rooney has questioned the president's intelligence. In fact, he did so just days after September 11th:

ANDY ROONEY: George W. Bush is getting a college education in how to be President, White House 101, and he’s learning. Last week, we all cheered his go-get ‘em speech two days after the attack.

GEORGE W. BUSH: There’s an old poster out West as I recall that said, ‘Wanted Dead Or Alive.'

ROONEY: Well, he didn’t sound like an intellectual. I felt vengeful, too, but I hoped there were other people in government too smart to be driven by vengeance alone. He threatened to close our enemy’s harbors.

BUSH: This is an enemy that thinks its harbors are safe, but they won’t be safe forever.

ROONEY: Well, not too smart either. Afghanistan is landlocked. It doesn’t have a harbor.

Rooney seemed unable to grasp the concept of using a metaphor to get a point across. He apologized for those remarks two weeks later. It is doubtful an apology will be issued anytime soon for his latest claims of intellectual superiority. 

Here is the full transcript:

ANDY ROONEY: I was thinking about politicians. I often do, I guess. There's always so much about them in the newspapers and on television that it's hard not to think about them. I'll bet there hasn't been a day this year that President Bush's name hasn't been in the newspaper. I wonder whether he reads the stories about himself. He says he doesn’t but I'll bet he does. One of the things I always wonder about politicians is why in the world anyone would want to be one. I'm glad there are people who do want to be politicians but I'm not one of them. I’d rather be an insurance salesman than a politician, and I’d hate to be an insurance salesman. There's no doubt we need politicians. They run what runs us all -- our government. A lot of people complain about things President Bush does but they wouldn't know what to do themselves if they were in his shoes. I complain, but I certainly wouldn't know what to do if I were president. I see a couple of guys I’d fire but I couldn't begin to do the job myself. President Bush makes about half a dozen little speeches every day, and sometimes a big one. I make a few speeches every year and it takes me a month to get together what I want to say then when I get up to speak, I usually can’t remember what it was I was going to say. The president seems to have the same problem sometimes. One thing's for sure: anyone who decided they'd like to try to get to be president of the United States would have to have a huge ego. That may be why we aren't more sympathetic toward our president when he gets in office. Our attitude is 'Okay. Go ahead. You said you could do the job so do it.' The one thing I have to say for myself that I wouldn't say for President Bush is: I know I'm no where near smart enough to be president of the United States. But I will say I might have been smart enough not to get us into a war in Iraq.

—Kyle Drennen is a news analyst at the Media Research Center.

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 But I will say I might

 But I will say I might have been smart enough not to get us into a war in Iraq.

Appeasing also comes to mind...

I just wished this old

I just wished this old leftist fart would take his leftist spewing diatribe and retire, along with 60 Minutes....

....heck throw in all of CBS while we are at it....(except of course Sunday football....lol)

EXACTLY...

bigtimer, my thought exactly. I almost never watch See-BS unless  the NFL is on, & their golf coverage. I love The Masters, that is on See-BS as well.

"Some of us are wise, some of us are otherwise"  Mark Levin

Well I guess Rooney is

Well I guess Rooney is smarter than the majority in congress too. Considering that congress "got" us into the Iraq war as well. To tell you the truth, he looks and acts a little like a Crank Yanker.

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

Rooney is the idiot who

Rooney is the idiot who actually "thought" that when George W. Bush referred to countries that "harbor" terrorists that said countries must border an ocean.  Thus, Rooney "corrected" Bush for claiming that Afghanistan "harbored" terrorists because in the "mind" of Rooney, Afghanistan could not possibly "harbor" terrorists because Afghanistan is a land locked country.  Rooney isn't even close to understanding what a complete blithering idiot he truly is.

Hey! Blithering idiot?

Rooney is in the same league with Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Desmond Tutu, Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Olbermann, and so on.

Taxonomically, I think he's actually a "Babbling Egotastic Dunderhead".

 

I guess his op-ed piece

I guess his op-ed piece would matter if Mr. Rooney was actually relevant to anyone any more.  Does anyone actually take this half senile old man seriously any more?  We get it Mr. Rooney... you don't like President Bush.  Thank you for your stunning observations.

Rooney may be smarter, but

Rooney may be smarter, but at least Bush does not wear a diaper. In public, at least.

 

 

This was one of the rare

This was one of the rare times I saw Rooney: His comment was as digusting as it was wrong.

Only Larry Kramer, author of "Faggots", would appreciate Rooney.

Rochester, Minnesota: A Fem_Leftist City!

Hey! Old Fart!

Trim those eyebrows!!!! Yuck!!!!

I missed that segment.

Is he actually drooling on his tie?

Maybe he and Jim Carter can

Maybe he and Jim Carter can start a new show called "Two Delusional Dems" and talk about how relivent they think they are.

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

 

He's so pathetic -- and CBS

He's so pathetic -- and CBS is even more pathetic because they still have this nut case on!

"Andy Rooney is Smarter

"Andy Rooney is Smarter Than Bush" - According to Andy Rooney.

Like my Dad always said: "Consider the source."

Andy the pompous

As soon as Andy Rooney gets an MBA from Harvard and is a qualified pilot of a jet fighter/USAF, he will be smarter than Bush...yes; never.

bet

I'll bet you Andy is the only person whose lips will move after he dies.

Wes... ROFL!

Wes...

ROFL!

Smarter than Bush

The improving situation in Iraq is driving these bastards nuts. Just a recycle of "Bush is dumb".  Soon they will be recycling the National Guard propaganda.

Hey Grandps

your side said it was smart(er) enough to get us out of Iraq!

Remember?

So you'd better get a move on, cus' you don't look like you've much time left.

Oh, and btw, President Bush will not, that's NOT be running for re-election in 2008, in case your Ginseng or Ginkgo isn't up to snuff these days.  

It's a term limit thing Andy. Think about it. 

 

The bottom line Andy...he

The bottom line Andy...he became, and still, the president of the good ol' USA. And oh by the way, our cities has been very quite lately, since all terrorists are all gathered in Iraq and Afghanistan or Iran. So, keep your mouth shut, shhh...

Classic Rooney

"But I will say I "might" have been smart enough not to get us into a war in Iraq."

HUH??? So Andy isn't smart enough to know for sure if he would have been smart enough?

Classic.

Leon says "By the way, I'm not afraid of fat people, I'm repulsed"

Truth Monger Says - "Both are religions [Christianity & Islam], yes - with the same percentage of terrorists."

Rooney!

Rooney!

 

(edit: fixed the link.)

Rooney=Pompous Condescending Windbag

I have despised this man for quite some time...

I had an encounter with this tool twenty years ago when I was an activities assistant at a long-term care complex in CT.  He was a guest speaker at the residental luxury building and one of my residents in the skilled nursing facility (a former harpist for the New York Symphony) who deeply admired him requested to be brought over to meet him.  So I brought her over at the end of the program.  She was so excited to meet him...

There was a line of people waiting to shake the celebrity's hand, staff, family members, and residents and as I waited with Virginia I observed his attitude--which was almost bored as he went through the motions---until I brought Virginia...and the look in his face as he deigned to shake her hand with as little contact as possible was best described as repulsed.  And when she mentioned how much she admired him, he merely nodded, barely muttered thank you and then turned away.

After that encounter whenever he was on 60 minutes after a Giants game I would switch the channel.  I never forgot that and to this day his face makes me nauseaous.

I cannot stomach that man.

Mr. Rooney, you're old and

Mr. Rooney, you're old and foolish -- please don't show the rest of us what the process of senility looks like.

Rooney is smarter than

Rooney is smarter than Bush.

and that is not saying much.

Rooney is smarter than

Rooney is smarter than Bush.

and that is not saying much. Rooney talks on his own.  Bush has an army of educated  script writers behind him.

 

What I would like to know is  do the script writers put their careers before their ethics?

 

4a... Are you done adding

4a...

Are you done adding on to this and correcting yourself?

If so, I just wanted to mention that Rooney is just another little bothersome enemy within this country...with friends like him...

(I assume you know the rest)

bigtimerI have always

bigtimer

I have always admired your retorts.

I don't know how the heck you see A.R. as some kind of public enemy.

Please understand, I am not the brightest light on the mennorah or the Christmas Tree so please spell it out  for me.

 

Seems to me Mr.Rooney is on T,V, and you and I are not.

He's a leftist who uses the

He's a leftist who uses the airwaves to hurt our President regarding this war or conservatives whenever he gets the opportunity.

Did you ever hear him on Imus?

He is no friend as far as I am concerned, but he gets his free speech on the airwaves by men who have spilled their blood past and present to give it to the socialist.

I detest the fool. He is an ingrate.

That's the "joy" of free

That's the "joy" of free speech, isn't it? That someone gets to say something you disagree with and that is critical of the government?

Sure it is boa... I was

Sure it is boa...

I was answering 4 by the way...

As far as Rooney goes pretending to be a fair and balanced guy who thinks he is just smarter than all get out, using the airwaves is a different story as far as I am concerned.

He is anything but.

Oh wait... it is always okay with that was as long as you are a leftie with an agenda.

True, but you still have

True, but you still have Rush! :-)