In what's certain to be an article that can be recycled every Christmas season, Newsweek's Daniel Stone offers Ebenezer Scrooges throughout the land an easy excuse for regifting. You're not being cheap, you're just being green.
His story was originally published on December 13, but is being cycled through the top headlines on the magazine's Web site today (see screencap at right), with just seven days left to Christmas:
Story Continues Below Ad ↓It usually goes something like this: you open a beautifully wrapped box only to find one of those tacky holiday sweaters with snowmen on it. Or maybe it's a desk lamp made completely of peanut brittle. Or something super useful, like that battery-operated singing fish that hangs on your wall. Even as you smile and say "thank you," you tell yourself, "This goes in the regifting pile." The problem is—and come on, you know this—regifting is a major faux pas. It makes you look like a complete ingrate should the gift-giver find out. And if the new receiver discovers your thoughtless attempt to pawn off a piece of junk, you'll quickly be in your social circle's proverbial doghouse.
But things could be different this year. Environmentalists are finding inherent value in the idea of regifting. They're removing the tacky connotation and rebranding it as green and earth friendly. "It's a way to turn trash into something useful. That's as green as it gets," says Urvashi Rangan, the editor of Greener Choices, the enviro-focused online hub of Consumer Reports.
For Rangan and a growing group of environmentalists, passing on an unwanted gift is a way to save money and resources, and reduce the amount of waste headed for landfills. "[Regifting] tends to be a really sexy topic when you're in a recession," Rangan says. "It really helps us play into the frugality that people are looking for."
Stone insists that "[f]or all the taboos, and occasional hazards, recycling a gift can still can be done responsibly and with tact.
Newsweek is hardly alone in preaching green sermons on major holidays. In October I noted how MSNBC.com was railing against the eco-evils of Halloween while offering tips for having a green monster mash:
Forget zombies, vampires, ghosts and goblins. TodayShow.com contributor Marisa Belger is spooked by how eco-unfriendly Halloween is (via Daily Gut):
Halloween can be an especially eco-unfriendly holiday. There’s the single-use plastic of red devil costumes, countless candy wrappers (not to mention the refined sugar, high-fructose corn syrup and artificial color of the candies themselves) and disposable decorations. According to the National Retail Federation’s Halloween Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey, Americans will spend more than $5 million on Halloween paraphernalia this year. That’s more than $5 million worth of stuff that ultimately ends up impacting the earth.
—Ken Shepherd is Managing Editor of NewsBusters




















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Stimulus Vs. Recession
December 18, 2008 - 12:36 ET by IndigoChillAfter the talk about stimulating the economy through increased spending, now we're being told not even to buy gifts for our loved ones? That's just confusing.
"You're Not Being Cheap,
December 18, 2008 - 12:43 ET by Chris Norman"You're Not Being Cheap, You're Just Being Green"
Yeah, especially if that recycled fruitcake is - like - five years old...
Oh--would not have known
December 18, 2008 - 12:50 ET by StarAZI cancelled Newsweek a few weeks ago when I saw it was Obamaweek from here on in. But I just knew I could get the good skinny from other places.
By the way, speaking of gifts
December 18, 2008 - 12:52 ET by StarAZI understand His Oneness does not give his daughters any gifts--I guess the non-girly dog they MIGHT get will have to be it.
"Being green"
December 18, 2008 - 12:56 ET by Darwin AkbarThis story reminds me of a conversation I had with some liberal friends a few months ago. They were extolling the "green" virtues of people who spent their spare time rummaging through the trash of others so they wouldn't have to buy things (including food). These dumpster-divers were supposedly all employed but were proud of themselves and their "greenness." I expressed my disgust in that I thought it was a virtue to have a job in order to provide for my family, and wondered when garbage-picking had become a virtue for educated, employed people. My friends looked at me like I was the one who was crazy.
Moreover, the way I was brought up, if I received an unwanted gift, I would either find the right home for it or donate it to a charitable cause. If the gift-giver found out, I would tell them that I appreciated the gift, but it just wasn't for me, so we moved it along to someone who could appreciate it. It's note "being green" or being cheap - it's simply what was known as "sharing."
We truly live in Bizarro World.
Being Green is BS
December 19, 2008 - 01:29 ET by PopularTechBullshit! - Being Green (Google Video) (29min)
Carbon Dioxide (CO2) is Not Pollution
That's why I stopped
December 18, 2008 - 13:40 ET by arkansaszippersThat's why I stopped changing my underwear everyday and cut my number of showers per week down to 2. I'm mega-green.
And it sounds like your
December 18, 2008 - 14:52 ET by mizflame98And it sounds like your undies are mega-brown. :-P
Perfect Demotivator for the Obama Administration
http://www.despair.com/government.html
Soooo. If I take that fruit
December 18, 2008 - 14:17 ET by danboSoooo. If I take that fruit cake I got from T' Tante And send it to Ken? I'm not being a jerk? I'm being eco friendly and responsible?
I won't do that to Ken. He's too nice. But I will suggest we all stock pile those old fruit cakes and send them to Stone, Rangan , and Belger.
Just to let them know we thought about them.
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
no way, danbo!
December 18, 2008 - 15:37 ET by BlondeRegifting fruit cakes is just not done.
I regift....to one person only. I save the crappy stuff she gives me, save it for a year or two, and then give it right back to her. You guessed it, I have an evil step-sister!
I wrap it up in the most beautiful paper with fabulous ribbons. Then, the very best part is watching her open it and having to pretend it's something just great, when she knows she picked it up at Cargo Largo, the Dollar Store, or somesuch. I'd pay to watch that, actually!
Has nothing to do with being green, rather more to do with being mean.
But they deserve it!
December 18, 2008 - 19:32 ET by danboI stand corrected. But some people deserve our recycled fruit cakes. I can even toss in a few left over MRE's from the days after Hurricane Katrina. (Their shelf life is till the next ice age.)
But the MRE's are more edible and more humane than the regifted fruit cakes.
Limited Disclosure: I used to belong to the Sierra Club untill they went crazier. Worse of all, I was bribed by Exxon with free New Orleans Saints glasses with fill ups in the 70's.
AND THEY SOON WILL RULE!!
December 18, 2008 - 21:40 ET by reelman46WHERE ARE THE WARMING STATS???
DECEMBER 18, 2008
Vegas: Biggest Snow in 30 years…
Spokane shut…
WATCH: NYC May Get 6 Inches Tomorrow…
Chicago: One Foot…
FREAK: SNOW IN MALIBU…
MAP: WATCH/WARNING…
Yeah, its getting warmer, yeah…Gore tells me so…earth has been cooling the past 8 years or so…
but why bother with real data when you have models to get more federal funding??
Now I understand why some folks call modern liberalism “a mental disorder”.
Doug Schexnayder, Ph.D. (theconservativecrawfish)
Planetary Emergency!
December 18, 2008 - 21:52 ET by bigtimerreelman...
Speaking of records.....
I talked about this somewhere up the thread this morning.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
bt... You gotta see this.
December 18, 2008 - 21:58 ET by Clear thinkerbt...
You gotta see this. So sad! Polar Bear Commits Suicide
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Ct... OMG! What won't
December 18, 2008 - 22:02 ET by bigtimerCt...
OMG! What won't these people do.
I plan on catching up with you and Jeff both when I have the chance.
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
No worries, just wanted you
December 18, 2008 - 22:06 ET by Clear thinkerNo worries, just wanted you to see that.
Polar Bear Commits Suicide
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Ct,
December 18, 2008 - 22:09 ET by R D HelmThat is just sick, period.
Seriously, I think if the planet was actually "warming," which it isn't, most wildlife on this planet would actually benefit.
Including us.
-Dave
This nation is about to be brutally raped by the socialists, and the MSM will be a willing participant.
Bingo! Polar Bear
December 18, 2008 - 22:12 ET by Clear thinkerBingo!
Polar Bear Commits Suicide
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I propose we add several
December 18, 2008 - 19:02 ET by fitzfongI propose we add several more gift and consumption holidays to the calendar...that way we can stimulate the ecomomy, create more jobs and stick the boot in on the eco-Marxist/economic terrorist scum.
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." -Ronald Reagan
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