O'Donnell was a guest on Martha Stewart's Halloween program and was ostensibly dressed as Queen Elizabeth I, who presided over a fledgling Royal Navy that defeated the Spanish Armada in 1588. Their ships were fashioned of wood then, probably because fire didn't always melt steel.
What's with going for Queen Elizabeth, though? Some hidden message about "View" co-star Elisabeth Hasselbeck? And given her volatile personality, the antagonism between Queens Mary and Elizabeth, and the ghost fable by the same name, wouldn't "Bloody Mary" have been a better choice?
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I see her more as Henry the
October 31, 2007 - 14:09 ET by Chris NormanI see her more as Henry the Eighth...
You mean Henry the Ate,
October 31, 2007 - 14:54 ET by Hero SquadYou mean Henry the Ate, right?
**My Daughter at the WWII Memorial
He was known for his
October 31, 2007 - 15:53 ET by Chris NormanHe was known for his appetite...
WIN WIN WIN
October 31, 2007 - 20:33 ET by bretzysdudeWIN WIN WIN
Actually I thought she was
October 31, 2007 - 15:00 ET by motherbeltActually I thought she was dressed as the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland...
Oops...just realized it's a caption-fest (that's what happens when you slip one in in the middle of the week!) ...so in keeping with my thoughts...
Rosie: Off with his head!!
Martha Stewart: And to show it off, in the next segment, I'm going to show you a lovely Limoges platter....
no, mb
October 31, 2007 - 18:51 ET by BlondeMartha's going to demonstrate proper islamo-carving techniques for Rosie.
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mooo.
October 31, 2007 - 14:11 ET by 19thatguy79martha: I actually look GOOD next to this pig!!!
Rosie: should I withdraw the other fingers on my hands, to emphasize my true feelings for my slovenly self, or just keep up the feeble attempt at looking .... pretty.
Two megalomaniacs dress up for Hallow'een.
October 31, 2007 - 14:13 ET by Free StinkerTwo megalomaniacs dress up for Hallow'een.
Apparently she doesn't have
October 31, 2007 - 14:14 ET by candanceApparently she doesn't have any knowledge of what Queen Elizabeth stood for. Queen Lizzie was precisely everything Rosie is not: pro-military, pro-Christian, pro-world dominiation.
Rosie using a figure like her to bash Lizzie Hasselbeck....if that's what she's doing, she's making herself look pretty stupid.
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Southampton, England -
October 31, 2007 - 14:16 ET by fitzfongSouthampton, England - Martha Stewart stands next to the Queen Elizabeth I at the official rechristening. Ms. Stewart is holding a champagne bottle in her left hand (not pictured).
Is one supposed to be the
October 31, 2007 - 14:17 ET by mattmIs one supposed to be the trick and the other the treat? Nah, it can't be...
Rosie
October 31, 2007 - 14:18 ET by SarahAnnie"Hey, check out that flaming queen!"
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Sarah... ROFL!
October 31, 2007 - 14:44 ET by bigtimerSarah...
ROFL!
Thanks, bt...glad I didn't
October 31, 2007 - 16:44 ET by SarahAnnieThanks, bt...glad I didn't get a Koosh ball thrown at me for that one. :)
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Is Rosie sporting a permed
October 31, 2007 - 14:23 ET by Sick-n-TiredIs Rosie sporting a permed mullet or is it just me?
more like
October 31, 2007 - 15:23 ET by mattmporting a spermed omlette... (sorry about that folks)
C'mon NB. I was in a good
October 31, 2007 - 14:29 ET by Clear thinkerC'mon NB.
I was in a good mood, the first in a few days considering we just had a death in the family, and then you ruin it by putting a picture of loud mouth on the site.
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Rosie has to have a corset
October 31, 2007 - 14:33 ET by bigtimerRosie has to have a corset made of steel underneath to show even a small semblance of a waist here...must of lathered her in lard before putting on.
Speaking of waste...she is a huge one.
Not a caption, but..
October 31, 2007 - 14:35 ET by KillgraveQueen Elizabeth was a small woman, but she appeared larger than life in court because of her presence, intelligence, and charisma.
This is particularly ironic because this grunting pig is everything the opposite.. grotesquely huge in real space, but infinitely small in stupidity, obnoxiousness, and irrelevance.
Talk about a stretch
October 31, 2007 - 14:41 ET by SeptemberWasn't QE 1 called the virgin queen?
the virgin queen
October 31, 2007 - 21:53 ET by HypocriteHaterWell she probably IS a virgin as far as being with men are concerned. I can't imagine any man wanting to come forward to challenge that theory.
Btw, I didn't know Lane Bryant made Halloween costumes!
The Queen of Mean welcomes
October 31, 2007 - 14:53 ET by Hero SquadThe Queen of Mean welcomes the Royal Navy into port and asks, "which boat is the Gay Family Cruise on?"
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I could be wrong..
October 31, 2007 - 15:09 ET by tater...but could this be the first photographic evidence of Rosie dressed in more female-like clothes.
Things don't change
October 31, 2007 - 15:12 ET by CalifMoeThey didn't shave their armpits back then either did they?
ROSIE: "Gosh, no, Martha.
October 31, 2007 - 15:25 ET by sixlbs9ozROSIE: "Gosh, no, Martha. Not that white tent you got on. THIS... is what I'd wear if I got sent to the clink. Just because they call it 'white collar prison' doesn't mean you have to take them literally."
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Alternate: "Rosie O'Donnell demonstrates to her friend Martha Stewart that her ring finger is indeed longer than her index."
[see http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm]
Isn't that Leon's girlfriend??
October 31, 2007 - 15:33 ET by rx4musicIn a new Public Service Announcement for PETA, Martha Stewart introduces the star of "Free Willy".
"You know, you can put a pig in a pretty dress, but, it's still a pig..." - Farmer John
Rosie: I would look out
October 31, 2007 - 15:44 ET by Airforce_5_ORosie: I would look out Martha this the look I get ready to beef one off.
Martha: Oh I'm so glad I sown potpourri into the corset.
OR
Rosie and Martha: TOGA, TOGA, TOGA
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Grossie
October 31, 2007 - 16:25 ET by bsmarjRosie: "do you think this dress makes me look fat?"
Martha; "duh, do you mean fatter?"
Rosie: "I have to go b**** slap Omar for this!"
I thought the QE2 was docked
October 31, 2007 - 16:31 ET by m36b1I thought the QE2 was docked somewhere in California. My mistake.
that is the only dress that
October 31, 2007 - 16:33 ET by USA4freedomthat is the only dress that would fit her fat A$$..
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
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Rosie: "Weee are NOT
October 31, 2007 - 16:36 ET by MightyMouthRosie: "Weee are NOT amuuussed!"
Martha: "psst...could you get off my foot you cow!"
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When I first saw this
October 31, 2007 - 17:02 ET by oldArmyWhen I first saw this picture. I thought to myself...."great, they made a sequel to the movie CLUELESS"
Oh, my!
October 31, 2007 - 18:33 ET by desertdwellerShe's SCA, too!
How many yards?
October 31, 2007 - 19:01 ET by celatorHow many yards of material needed for Rosie's dress?
1. 10
2. 50
3. 2000
4. 17,540
I pick
October 31, 2007 - 20:47 ET by USA4freedomI pick #4.
These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day
It ain't over till the Rose hag dresses as a queen
October 31, 2007 - 20:36 ET by Lame CherryAll kinds of homosexual underpinnings in that..........but instead of captions, I have to wonder that AFTER makeup, a makeup artist, millions of dollars in wealth, not having to work........this is the best Rosie O can look.
That is frightening.
They both look like castration queens serving up manhood for their coven delight.
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The mentally deficient
October 31, 2007 - 20:37 ET by c5thenThe mentally deficient queen and her ex-con-sort
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Grooooooan!!!
October 31, 2007 - 21:42 ET by motherbeltGrooooooan!!!
rosie
October 31, 2007 - 20:43 ET by acadia1755Henry the HATE
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Martha says: Yes, she
October 31, 2007 - 20:50 ET by JABMartha says: Yes, she and I became "best of freinds" after I got out of prison.
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That's All Folks....
October 31, 2007 - 21:36 ET by BarkerGuff of Porcine
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October 31, 2007 - 21:47 ET by BlondeYou win!
Puuuurfect.
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Thar she blows
October 31, 2007 - 21:44 ET by HG AbrahamsonMartha, you dope, I told you we should wear black.
Dumb and
October 31, 2007 - 21:46 ET by kevcadDumb and Dumber.
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During their monthly
October 31, 2007 - 22:26 ET by hordogDuring their monthly meeting on a fresh summer's eve, The Red Queen Flo of Menstria and Lady Maxi of Playtex (showing off her stylish new wings), repeatedly chant "The Trojan Horse was an inside job!!!"
Applause, applause, applause!
October 31, 2007 - 23:12 ET by GoldAngelHordog, that is priceless--a true gem of literary wordplay and modern satire...
Jonathan Swift would be proud.
Wow, thanks Angel, here I
November 1, 2007 - 10:23 ET by hordogWow, thanks Angel, here I thought it was just a semi-crude menstration joke, a period piece if you will (snicker)
Martha: "Coming up next,
October 31, 2007 - 22:35 ET by JerryMartha: "Coming up next, I'll show you had to really dress up a turkey for the holidays."
Rozo: "Gobble, gobble"
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Martha: "Your majesty,
October 31, 2007 - 22:45 ET by JerryMartha: "Your majesty, the people are starving. They have no bread to eat."
Rozo: "Let them eat cake! On second thought, bring their cake to me so I can eat it."
Martha: "But my lord, what of the peasants?"
Rozo: "Yummmm... pheasants! I love pheasant. Off with their heads, fry them up, and bring them to me at once!"
When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).
Stop it Rosie....I'm not
October 31, 2007 - 22:54 ET by hordogStop it Rosie....I'm not going to smell your fingers....
Larger then life moments in food history
November 1, 2007 - 00:25 ET by Spankyset the "way-back" machine to the birth of the eclair, Martha!
Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married
November 1, 2007 - 00:53 ET by nkviking75Caption: Rosie O'Donnell helps Martha Stewart introduce her new line of lesbian wedding attire.
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