Halloween Captionfest: Rosie and Martha Stewart

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O'Donnell was a guest on Martha Stewart's Halloween program and was ostensibly dressed as Queen Elizabeth I, who presided over a fledgling Royal Navy that defeated the Spanish Armada in 1588. Their ships were fashioned of wood then, probably because fire didn't always melt steel.

What's with going for Queen Elizabeth, though? Some hidden message about "View" co-star Elisabeth Hasselbeck? And given her volatile personality, the antagonism between Queens Mary and Elizabeth, and the ghost fable by the same name, wouldn't "Bloody Mary" have been a better choice?

Leave your captions, but don't be too mean or I'm shooting a Koosh ball at you.

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I see her more as Henry the

I see her more as Henry the Eighth...

You mean Henry the Ate,

You mean Henry the Ate, right? 

**My Daughter at the WWII Memorial

He was known for his

He was known for his appetite...

WIN WIN WIN

WIN WIN WIN

Actually I thought she was

Actually I thought she was dressed as the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland...

Oops...just realized it's a caption-fest (that's what happens when you slip one in in the middle of the week!) ...so in keeping with my thoughts...

Rosie: Off with his head!!

Martha Stewart: And to show it off, in the next segment, I'm going to show you a lovely Limoges platter....

no, mb

Martha's going to demonstrate proper islamo-carving techniques for Rosie. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

mooo.

martha: I actually look GOOD next to this pig!!!

 Rosie:  should I withdraw the other fingers on my hands, to emphasize my true feelings for my slovenly self, or just keep up the feeble attempt at looking .... pretty.

Two megalomaniacs dress up for Hallow'een.

Two megalomaniacs dress up for Hallow'een.

Apparently she doesn't have

Apparently she doesn't have any knowledge of what Queen Elizabeth stood for. Queen Lizzie was precisely everything Rosie is not: pro-military, pro-Christian, pro-world dominiation.

Rosie using a figure like her to bash Lizzie Hasselbeck....if that's what she's doing, she's making herself look pretty stupid. 

 

card holding member of the vast right-wing conspiracy

Southampton, England -

Southampton, England - Martha Stewart stands next to the Queen Elizabeth I at the official rechristening.  Ms. Stewart is holding a champagne bottle in her left hand (not pictured).

Is one supposed to be the

Is one supposed to be the trick and the other the treat?  Nah, it can't be...

Rosie

"Hey, check out that flaming queen!"

Nebraskans for War: Peace through Strength

Sarah... ROFL!

Sarah...

ROFL!

Thanks, bt...glad I didn't

Thanks, bt...glad I didn't get a Koosh ball thrown at me for that one. :)

Nebraskans for War: Peace through Strength

Is Rosie sporting a permed

Is Rosie sporting a permed mullet or is it just me?

more like

porting a spermed omlette...  (sorry about that folks)

C'mon NB. I was in a good

C'mon NB.

I was in a good mood, the first in a few days considering we just had a death in the family, and then you ruin it by putting a picture of loud mouth on the site.   

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Rosie has to have a corset

Rosie has to have a corset made of steel underneath to show even a small semblance of a waist here...must of lathered her in lard before putting on. 

Speaking of waste...she is a huge one.

Not a caption, but..

Queen Elizabeth was a small woman, but she appeared larger than life in court because of her presence, intelligence, and charisma.

This is particularly ironic because this grunting pig is everything the opposite.. grotesquely huge in real space, but infinitely small in stupidity, obnoxiousness, and irrelevance.

Talk about a stretch

Wasn't QE 1 called the virgin queen?

the virgin queen

Well she probably IS a virgin as far as being with men are concerned. I can't imagine any man wanting to come forward to challenge that theory.

 Btw, I didn't know Lane Bryant made Halloween costumes!

The Queen of Mean welcomes

The Queen of Mean welcomes the Royal Navy into port and asks, "which boat is the Gay Family Cruise on?" 

**My Daughter at the WWII Memorial

I could be wrong..

...but could this be the first photographic evidence of Rosie dressed in more female-like clothes.

Things don't change

They didn't shave their armpits back then either did they?

ROSIE: "Gosh, no, Martha.

ROSIE: "Gosh, no, Martha. Not that white tent you got on. THIS... is what I'd wear if I got sent to the clink. Just because they call it 'white collar prison' doesn't mean you have to take them literally."

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Alternate: "Rosie O'Donnell demonstrates to her friend Martha Stewart that her ring finger is indeed longer than her index."

[see http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm]

Isn't that Leon's girlfriend??

In a new Public Service Announcement for PETA, Martha Stewart introduces the star of "Free Willy".

 

"You know, you can put a pig in a pretty dress, but, it's still a pig..." - Farmer John

 

Rosie: I would look out

Rosie: I would look out Martha this the look I get ready to beef one off.

Martha:  Oh I'm so glad I sown potpourri into the corset.

OR

Rosie and Martha: TOGA, TOGA, TOGA

The only thing you should feel when shooting insurgents is the rifle recoil.

 

Grossie

Rosie: "do you think this dress makes me look fat?"

Martha; "duh, do you mean fatter?"

Rosie: "I have to go b**** slap Omar for this!"

I thought the QE2 was docked

I thought the QE2 was docked somewhere in California. My mistake.

that is the only dress that

that is the only dress that would fit her fat A$$..

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

Rosie: "Weee are NOT

Rosie: "Weee are NOT amuuussed!"

Martha: "psst...could you get off my foot you cow!"

"There are two types of people in this country; those who provide freedom and those who enjoy it." MM says...

When I first saw this

When I first saw this picture. I thought to myself...."great, they made a sequel to the movie CLUELESS"

Oh, my!

She's SCA, too!

How many yards?

How many yards of material needed for Rosie's dress?

1. 10
2. 50
3. 2000
4. 17,540

I pick

I pick #4.

These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
Ronald Reagan- 40th Anniversary of D-Day

It ain't over till the Rose hag dresses as a queen

All kinds of homosexual underpinnings in that..........but instead of captions, I have to wonder that AFTER makeup, a makeup artist, millions of dollars in wealth, not having to work........this is the best Rosie O can look.

That is frightening.

They both look like castration queens serving up manhood for their coven delight.

 

*HIC IACET ARTORIVS REX QVONDAM REXQVE FVTVRVS

The mentally deficient

The mentally deficient queen and her ex-con-sort



The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic. Let's get it back! Fred08.com

Grooooooan!!!

Grooooooan!!!

rosie

Henry the HATE

 

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  Martha says: Yes, she

 

Martha says: Yes, she and I became "best of freinds" after I got out of prison. 

"Too bad Ignorance isn't painful..."

That's All Folks....

Guff of Porcine

'Google it '

Barker

You win!

Puuuurfect. 

David Gregory, do you know which damn network you lie for? ~ Uncle Jimbo, @Blackfive

 

Thar she blows

Martha, you dope, I told you we should wear black.

Dumb and

Dumb and Dumber.

 

Start each day with a smile, then get it over with. - W.C. Fields

During their monthly

During their monthly meeting on a fresh summer's eve, The Red Queen Flo of Menstria and Lady Maxi of Playtex (showing off her stylish new wings), repeatedly chant "The Trojan Horse was an inside job!!!" 

Applause, applause, applause!

Hordog, that is priceless--a true gem of literary wordplay and modern satire...

Jonathan Swift would be proud.

Wow, thanks Angel, here I

Wow, thanks Angel, here I thought it was just a semi-crude menstration joke, a period piece if you will (snicker)

Martha: "Coming up next,

Martha: "Coming up next, I'll show you had to really dress up a turkey for the holidays."

Rozo: "Gobble, gobble"

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Martha: "Your majesty,

Martha: "Your majesty, the people are starving. They have no bread to eat."

Rozo: "Let them eat cake! On second thought, bring their cake to me so I can eat it."

Martha: "But my lord, what of the peasants?"

Rozo: "Yummmm... pheasants! I love pheasant. Off with their heads, fry them up, and bring them to me at once!"

 

When asked if he went to war with Iraq to derail the impeachment vote: “I don’t think any serious person would believe that any President would do such a thing." - President Clinton (Dec 1998).

Stop it Rosie....I'm not

Stop it Rosie....I'm not going to smell your fingers....

Larger then life moments in food history

set the "way-back" machine to the birth of the eclair, Martha!

Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married

Caption:  Rosie O'Donnell helps Martha Stewart introduce her new line of lesbian wedding attire.

When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.