According to Fox’s Scream Queens, negligent homicide and murder cover-up is a strong indicator of your potential to make it on Fox News. On Tuesday night, in an episode titled “Haunted House,” a former sorority girl recounts the tale of a fateful night when three sorority sisters combined efforts to cover-up a hideous death. But more importantly, she tells of what became of them after their crime:
I left the next day. Told my parents it was from the stress. Other girls changed their names and moved away. One girl killed herself, I heard. Another girl was institutionalized. The third is actually doing pretty well on Fox News. Munsch put the fear of God into us that night. She's the devil, that one. The darkness.
Is this a shot at Megyn Kelly? She was once in a sorority. She’s obviously successful. But why take a shot at Fox’s former lawyer and non-felonious personality when you could much more easily take a shot at Al Sharpton who was once charged with 67 felony counts of tax evasion (though he eventually plead to a lesser charge), was sentenced to 90 days in jail for trespassing on U.S. Navy property, was sued by a New York travel agency for using fake credit card info, and fined nearly $300,000 by the FEC.
But of course, Scream Queens wanted to take a shot at a conservative network. And someone whose TV show is actually successful. Which pretty much leaves Al out of it.
