Actor Jay Mohr Makes Sexual Jokes About Palin, Finds Herman Cain 'Getting Blacker'
Appearing as a guest on Friday's Imus in the Morning on the Fox Business Network, actor and comedian Jay Mohr took some sexual jabs at Sarah Palin, suggesting that she used to be his "booty call," and then later referring to her as "screwing black people since the mid-90s."
He also imitated GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain as he cracked that Cain is "getting blacker" as the campaign progresses.
As host Don Imus tried to introduce Mohr on a note of levity, the comedian joked about Palin being his "booty call" when he used to be single. Imus had begun by posing the question: "So, you remember back when you were single and you'd get drunk, and there was always somebody you could always call and let you come over?
Mohr responded, "Sarah Palin."
After Imus joked that Mohr was like that person for him, the comedian shot back, "I'm the guy, I'm your late night booty call."
Mohr soon turned his attention to mocking Herman Cain. Mohr:
But I liked, Herman Cain to me has become the most fascinating guy in the whole Repub-, I like how he's getting blacker as the campaign winds on and the stress gets to him.
He started as a button down Republican, almost Michael Steele-esque, and now he's going, 'Are you tellin' me that I was supposed to be out there in the name of the Lord?' What's worse? Herman Cain said he 'caught' cancer or that you're born, or that you choose to be gay. You, I'm sure, catching cancer. Maybe you can catch gay.
He went on to suggest that Mitt Romney, Jon Huntsman, and Sarah Palin form a presidential ticket together that the world would want to have sex with, and cracked that Palin had been "screwing black men since the mid-90s." Mohr:
The Mormons just make the most beautiful people in the world. Mitt Romney and Huntsman should run as one guy and have Sarah Palin as their VP, and then every other country would just want to have sex with us. Sarah Palin screwing black people since the mid-90s.
Below is a transcript of the relevant portion of the Friday, October 7, Imus in the Morning on Fox Business Network:
DON IMUS: Jay Mohr, welcome to Imus in the Morning.
JAY MOHR: Hello, Mr. Imus.
IMUS: So, you remember back when you were single-
MOHR: Yes.
IMUS: -and you'd get drunk, and there was always somebody you could always call and let you come over?
MOHR: Sarah Palin.
IMUS: Well, whoever it was.
MOHR: Who, yeah, that, to me, who was it for you?
IMUS: Doesn't make any difference, but that's what I feel like with you.
MOHR: I'm the guy, I'm your late night booty call.
IMUS: Yeah, because.
MOHR: You're like, you know what, Bartlett's not wearing socks today, call Jay Mohr.
IMUS: You want something and here you are. Well, we're delighted to have you back.
MOHR: Thanks for having me back. I love, I don't really ever get to talk politics until I'm here.
...
MOHR: But I liked, Herman Cain to me has become the most fascinating guy in the whole Repub-, I like how he's getting blacker as the campaign winds on and the stress gets to him. He started as a button down Republican, almost Michael Steele-esque-
IMUS: Yeah.
MOHR: -and now he's going, "Are you tellin' me that I was supposed to be out there in the name of the Lord?" What's worse? Herman Cain said he "caught" cancer or that you're born, or that you choose to be gay. You, I'm sure, catching cancer. Maybe you can catch gay.
IMUS: I think you got to have a better answer-
MOHR: Well, yeah.
IMUS: -if you're a black in the South and not participating in the Civil Rights Movement than that you had a sick relative.
MOHR: And he's got a perfect alibi: I wasn't protesting because I was at college. I was trying to, you know, you know, I was up there nose in the books, you know, I was kind of busy, and I was going to find a business that gave a third of the country diarrhea. He's really responsible for more evacuations than fire drills.
IMUS: Who do you like?
MOHR: I like Huntsman.
IMUS: Why?
MOHR: I just think he's hot. The Mormons just make the most beautiful people in the world. Mitt Romney and Huntsman should run as one guy and have Sarah Palin as their VP, and then every other country would just want to have sex with us. Sarah Palin screwing black people since the mid-90s.
(IMUS LAUGHS)
MOHR: No?
IMUS: I don't know, I guess.
MOHR: She had sex with that basketball player. In that scathing book, they said she had sex with Glenn Rice.
IMUS: Oh, okay, so.
MOHR: You know why?
IMUS: No.
MOHR: Mo Cheeks turned her down. That's my political material.
IMUS: I did like, I thought the verbiage was a little rough, Mike Tyson. But should it have been more, she'd have had more credi- (AUDIO GAP)
MOHR: A guy that you know brought it. You don't want any, like, bubble baths and candles. You want to know that it was just to get back at the husband. (IMUS LAUGHS) I like Huntsman, I, you know, his whole family is gorgeous. IMUS: He looks like a mortician.
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Sad
Submitted by grammajane on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 8:31pm.
Thought Imus had gained some class. Haven't most of that Mohr guy's movies and tv shows been bombs? Not hard to figure out why. These libs qet more sad and pathetic daily
Street People will Wander In Don Imus Broadcasts from
Submitted by Avitar on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 11:42pm.
Back before Rudy Giuliani became Mayor all of the stores, restaurants and hotels had doormen on all of the doors to keep street people out after they stopped panhandling Broadway. Clearly Don Imus needs a doorman.
didn't know
Submitted by jimtrees on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 7:28pm.
What movies???
I guess it's hard to mock Obama's former jobs
Submitted by Radical1979 on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 8:33pm.
since he never had any.
We women know when a man makes those kind of comments, she's so far out of his league that he can't even get in the ballpark, let alone near a base. Loser.
How about watching the best speech Sarah Palin has ever given?
Submitted by JamesPhilip on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 8:38pm.
You have to wait through the introductions, etc. and radio guy trying to make jokes...
but once you get Sarah Palin, I consider this to be her best speech ever. And I have listened to and watched almost every single one since 2008.
Watch it and tell me she isn't going to get that jerk off Obama out of office and a lot of Conservatives elected in the next few years... she pivoted and is attacking from a different direction now:
http://www.971talk.com/palinbeck/
Thanks,
Submitted by Boudin on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 9:15pm.
I have to admit, I was crushed that Sister Sarah isnt running to lead us out of this mess
I am going to be stuck watching TLC and the History channel
Submitted by Lipton on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 8:53pm.
everyone in Hollywood makes me mad, and I just can't enjoy their work after I hear them say stuff like this.
Not that I really enjoyed much of Mohr's work before. Sometimes I wonder if they just say this outrageous BS to get noticed. THe thing is it isn't really even funny.
But maybe the rest of the country is laughing. I am starting to think that as a conservative, I am on the ragged edge of society, because how else does someone like BO get elected, and Hollywood get to continue to put up the garbage they do.
Fortunately Mohr didn’t say
Submitted by Reaver on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 9:11pm.
Fortunately Mohr didn’t say “Thank God” or he might have got in real trouble.
Never Heard Of Him
Submitted by HardRightTurn on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 10:33pm.
Bet he has a man crush on Bill Maher. They probably date.
To more fully comprehend the Left, one must read “Leftism As Psychopathy” by John Ray, M.A., Ph.D. Caution, it might scare you a little bit.
http://jonjayray.tripod.com/psycho.html
twins?
Submitted by gfrrman on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 11:07pm.
They do look like incestuous brothers
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Meh
Submitted by Eagle101 on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 10:44pm.
Who?
TOTAL
Submitted by gfrrman on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 10:58pm.
desperation from the "hollywood elite" crowd. They are soooooooo stoooopid to not realize they are cutting their own throats with their wallets when the public decides they don't want "watch" their tv shows and movies. And this from some 4th rate "actor/commedian" that is just lucky enough to marry a HOT wife. What a douche-bag idiot. Desperation and projection.......the liberal/democrat way, facts be damned. Jer should be proud!!!
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LIAR, LIAR, LIAR
Submitted by gfrrman on Sat, 10/08/2011 - 11:04pm.
sorry Jay, Sarah Palin wasn't even on the radar screen when you were "single". Long time married BEFORE Palin was on the scene. I HATE LIARS, and Jay YOU ARE A BAFOON LIAR!!!!
So easy to shoot down libs with facts!!
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I thought Mohr had
Submitted by bkeyser on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 9:02am.
a Hollywood conservative streak to him. I've seen him interviewed before and he always came across as relatively down-to-earth and reasonable. If I'm thinking of the right guy, he has or had some sort of real stagefright problem to overcome.
I'm guessing he was provoked or told to try and be a bit outrageous in this bit. Then again, maybe I'm wrong and he's just a Palin-hater.
[Edit]- Here's Mohr on BOR last May. And Hannity.
Not defending his comments, but I'm not so sure he's the enemy like some others in HW.
Mohr the moron
Submitted by NotFondOfLibs on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 12:41pm.
If all he can do is bag on Sarah Palin, he is the enemy.
Who is Jay Mohr?
Submitted by Galvanic on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 11:11am.
I guess I don't watch enough TV and I only see about 3 movies a year. I've never heard of this clown.
A comedian?
Submitted by NotFondOfLibs on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 12:38pm.
Jay Mohr is a comedian? He had me fooled. He is just a jacka** as far as I am concerned. If all he can do is ridicule Sarah Palin, he is pathetic beyond contempt. If this guy were lying on a street corner dying of thirst, I wouldn't cross the street to give him water. I am disappointed that Imus would bring a scum sucker like Mohr on his program.
Dude looks like he has put on the pounds in that pic...
Submitted by gmaniac1 on Sun, 10/09/2011 - 12:51pm.
I guess when someone asks would like seconds he took his last name way too seriously, phonetically speaking of course (don't want to ruffle the liberal grammar Nazis on here with anything to the contrary);)
Mohr? No, less. Much less.
Submitted by platypus on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 10:12am.
Mohr? No, less. Much less.
Monday Night Football
Submitted by Bronco46 on Mon, 10/10/2011 - 5:53pm.
Where's the outrage we saw over Hank Williams Jr.'s less direct comments.
Mr. Williams comments resulted in a huge uproar from the left and in ESPN disassociating with him.
What happens to the entertainer who's political leanings are to left; when he/she compares President Bush to Hitler? Nothing!!!
The people of this country used to be able to recognize right away when some one, any one was being hypocritical. Even when those comments came from people we liked and or agreed with.
When are people going to start showing disapproval of comments that step over the line of basic respect. What gives David Letterman the right to make the ugly comments he makes about conservatives with no negative feedback.
Does the 17 - 45 demographic really enjoy being told what to think? Do they want to be politically re-educated? Are they so lazy they need to be spoon fed their conscience's?
Yes they do, and they are.