The Abridged Troll Bible - New Testament.According to Dead Zippers.
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Are you a troll? Feeling a little squeezed because others are sick of you troll ways? Got a nasty diaper rash itch because Mumzie troll forgot to change your diapers again? Never fear. Just reach into this back of troll tactics to put a Full On Whine on those nasty peoples that crawl all over the intertubes.
1. Constantly whine about others violating the terms of use. Dead Zippers: Name calling is a Violation of Terms. ... Terms of Use state that you're supposed...
2. Screaming Woodshed when your troll ways are pointed out. Yet never actually bother to create a woodshed forum. Dead Zippers: ...just start a forum already... ... WOODSHED ... Woodshed!!!
3. Whine about threads getting disrupted or mucked up when your troll ways are pointed out. Dead Zippers: ...you to disrupt every thread... ... Haven't you disrupted this thread quite enough? ... ...God himself has commanded you to disrupt every thread...
4. Call others liar over and over without, you know, providing any proof. Dead Zippers: Every time you call me zippers it is a lie. ... And you're lying. ... Just make up more lies.
5. Create imaginary crowds that side with you. Dead Zippers: And we're all laughing at you. ... We're all over it. Everyone but you ... Multiple people have called you out...
6. Create imaginary crowds that are siding against you. Dead Zippers: I've been taking on personal attacks for quite some time now...
7. Claim people are secretly complaining about those that point out my troll ways. Dead Zippers: Ask Dave - he had a gem...
8 Whine that you are not scared of those that point out your troll ways. Dead Zippers: You don't scare me, JWF. ... ...you...should know by now I'm not going away.
9 Claiming people that point out your troll ways are in a meltdown or will meltdown soon. Dead Zippers: The Vet is doomed for a meltdown soon. ... You're not far from a meltdown.
10. Constantly whine that you were a nasty viscous troll with multiple accounts years ago but you are reformed now. Really. Honext. Dead Zippers: I made amends long ago .. ... I even wrote a PM to one of the admins acknowledging it.
11. Talk down to male users that dare to point out your troll ways by calling them female names or nicknames - for example - Betty or Sweetheart. Dead Zippers: cutie-pie. ...
12. Claim anyone that dare point out your troll ways are actually the trolls not you. Dead Zippers: You're the worst kind of troll... ... You've become a troll, Blonde. ... The conservatives are quickly becoming the trolls...
13. Claim you are being stalked on an open public website. Dead Zippers: ...Says Newsbusters' resident stalker. . ... You have a sick, sick obsession with me.
14. Whine endlessly when others call you by the name of known trolls. Dead Zippers: Every time you call me zippers it is a lie. ... I am not, nor have ever been your little play toy, nwahs. ...you still have no idea who I am. ... You've been calling me nwahs... ...
15. Make post after post noting the time others make comments as though everyione needs to live, work and breathe on your schedule. Dead Zippers: Get some sleep, man. The date stamps of your posts can only mean... ... Now get some sleep. ... Isn't it bedtime yet? ... Were you really up at 3 am just to post... ... why don't you do something with your Saturday...
16. Whine that others' posts aren't relevant. Nevermind that you have never had anything of interest to say eveh. Dead Zippers: ...do you have something relevant to post?
17. Whine about the nature of others posts when you never once bothered to fill out the subject line. Dead Zippers: ...the ALL CAPS, or even better, ALL CAPS AND BOLD. ... Can't you just post all of your thoughts in one entry... ... ...your spelling and grammar precedes you. ... Because as usual I did not use the subject line.
18. Demand apologies over and over. Your trollie feelings have been hurt.
19. Whine that no one is allowed to respond when I replyed to another user. Dead Zippers: I'm trying to have a discussion with Noel here...
20. It's not you. It is others. Really. They are mean. Dead Zippers: Your posts have deteriorated.... You no longer wish to discuss the topics with me, as you repeatedly post insults and names... ... ...do you even remember why you turned on me... ... Come on, xxxx, why did you turn on me??? ...
The LYING Dead Zippers: ...you have information about a mysterious poster who I chased away with stalkerish posts about her children, while failing to EVER provide a splinter of proof.
I DID PROVE YOU DAMNABLE LIAR. First you claim I made up the user name. Then you claim she never posted anything. Now you claim you did not even interact with her. YOU ARE A DAMNABLE LIAR EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 20:39 ET by guttermouth
Sorry. Every hear of birth control?
Atheist = no messiah. Get it?
Are you this condescending with your kids? How about your husband?
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March 17, 2009 - 16:30 ET by berthuggins
I haven't been this happy in months, and my happiness certainly has nothing to do with what some stay-at-home mom says on a blog, while she neglects her children. Yeah, that's right - keep up the good work.
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My God - Your husband must HATE you!
That's funny. I'm actually understanding 3x to be a lonely housewife pissed off at her husband for making her stay at home with the kids while he's gone all day. Tell me, 3x - when he comes home smelling like strippers, do you ask questions or do you just believe that the woman in the cubicle next to him wears REALLY heavy perfume?
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Wow! 5 more delinquent messages.
Personally, I would have combined them all into one big post.
But that's just me.
Sissy. You get busted LYING 16 friggin ways to Sunday, the best you got is to count posts like the Sissy you are.
I don't friggin' care. I am DOCUMENTING your every lie not playing footsie with you, milquetoast.
You don't want to face it. I don't care. You are a liar. You are a coward that thought you could push me around with your name change. And now you think you can lie your way out of it and distract with nonsense posts counting my EVERY DOCUMENTING OF YOUR LIES.
If you weren't such a girlyman and a coward, you would be angry at the way I DOCUMENT YOUR EVERY LIE and call you a coward. But yeah, you aren't because you are a gutless wonderslug.
Go right on counting Wussy. Everyone else is seeing your every single lie here.
Dead Zippers the LIAR: Nor have you clarified this claim of blackmail you're now pushing.
Dead Zippers changed his name to a copycat of mine as a way to harass me with his every post. He then tried to BLACKMAIL with threats to keep that copycat name unless I COWED TO HIS DEMANDS.
Dead Zippers the LIAR : Just as soon as you quit sulking, I'll change it back.
Dead Zippers the LIAR: You can stop chasing me around from thread to thread, or you'll just have to deal with my name change.
Once again, I PROVED that you are a God Damned LIAR. It is all you have ever done here.
blackmail -- a : extortion or coercion by threats especially of public exposure or criminal prosecution
coerce -- 3 : to achieve by force or threat <coerce compliance>
FRELL YOU TROLL FOR TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME AND THEN LYING ABOUT IT TIME AND AGAIN.
Jumpin' Jesus, Duh! Don't you ever give up?
Why don't you go threaten some woman's children like you used to do instead of HARASSING ME here because I EXPOSED YOUR GOD DAMNED LIES again.
You did love that, threatening women and their children. FREAKSHOW STALKER.
You know, your schtick is getting old. I've never threatened a woman or child in my life, but you know that. You also know that in order for blackmail to work, one party must demand moneys from the other.
Kinda difficult to accomplish on an anonymous blog, wouldn't you think, Duh?
Knock it off, you stupid irritant, or we'll work to get the magical "A.D." to show up when we click your ever-changing name. (Won't that be a sight for sore eyes...)
- Shy Funk
YOU RAN OFF 5kidsanadog YOU GOD DAMNED LIAR. You scared her so much with your creepy pedophilish posts, she has never returned.
FRELL YOU AND YOUR ATTEMPTS AT BLACKMAIL AND YOUR CONSTANT LIES AND YOUR 16 TIME STALKER ACCOUNTS.
Now you're just making up fake member names.
Sheesh.
The Vet couldn't back it up?
Sheesh!
Still enjoying the taste of my butt, LIAR?
Wow - a member with no history!!!
Got me again, Duh.
ONE FRIGGIN' DAY YOU CAN'T STOP YOUR FRELLING LIES. DAY. AFTER FRELLING DAY. I COME HERE AND YOU FRELLING LIE AND LIE AND LIE.
YOU LIE AGAIN. A-FRIGGIN-GAIN.
I am talking to the community now. No one has a history prior to the change over NewsBusters last October. 5kidsnadog DID have a history of posting here right up to the DEAD ZIPPERS TROLL with his GUTTERMOUTH account ran her off. She has not posted here since. He knows it. And he LIES again. Why. Because he thinks he can get away with it. Because it is all he has ever done here.
5kidsnadog ----History Member for 2 years 6 weeks
newsbusters.org/blogs/tim.../11/.../ap-hypes-fabulously-fit-new-first-couple
GUTTERMOUTH LIES RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. SHE POSTED HERE. HE HARASSED HER AND RAN HER OFF WITH THAT PEDOPHILIC STALKING HE USED TO ENGAGE IN.
DEAD ZIPPERS THREATENED HER.
DEAD ZIPPERS TALKED ABOUT FOLLOWING HER CHILDREN AROUND IN THE PARK.
AND NOW HE LIES ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE NEWSBUSTERS DID NOT BRING FORWARD THE OLD POSTS.
YOU LYING PEDOPHILIC STALKER FREAKSHOW.
YOU TRY TO GET AWAY WITH A LIE AGAIN. GO TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG
How can you possibly in the same breath state that "No one has a history prior to the change over NewsBusters last October" while insisting you have information about a mysterious poster who I chased away with stalkerish posts about her children, while failing to EVER provide a splinter of proof.
Your BS meter has blown its' top and is out of order. Now go post some more outrageous claims to further libel this meaningless screen name of mine.
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Time's Joe Klein: Obama May Have to Lecture Israel on Its 'Moral ...
Mar 17, 2009 ... Okay, I get this guttermouth. Tue, 03/17/2009 - 14:43 ET by .... 3x to be a lonely housewife pissed off at her husband for making her stay ...
newsbusters.org/.../2009/.../times-joe-klein-obama-may-have-lecture-israel-its -moral-standing - Cached +++++++
Tue, 02/03/2009 - 18:13 ET by guttermouth
When was the last time you called a coworker a troll? Or a family member? How badly were you beaten? I just wonder, because the whole little troll thing here, which in itself is a nickname only a child would use - I've never heard it outside of this site. Please share some more of your wonderfully inane words of wit.
But I get it. It's the little nickname of this site, and frankly I enjoy hearing it over and over again. I picture these snarky, overweight, pimple-skinned newsies sitting in their basements on hemorrhoid pads high-fiving themselves over yet more more brilliant zinger, while their kids are outside trying to set ants on fire with a magnifying glass in the middle of the street.
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newsbusters.org/blogs/nb-staff/2009/03/09/open-thread - ++++++++++++++++ Time's Joe Klein: Obama May Have to Lecture Israel on Its 'Moral ...
Mar 17, 2009 ... Okay, I get this guttermouth comparison, but you're really making .... Tell me, 3x - when he comes home smelling like strippers, do you ask ...
newsbusters.org/.../times-joe-klein-obama-may-have-lecture-israel-its-moral- standing - Cached
a really nasty piece of work.
MD
Submitted by Ted - Duh's BFF on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 10:15am.
You're full of crap. Go ahead and link to a "stalkerish post" I made about someone's children.
You can't because it never happened, but I figure you're going to continue with your Mission: Attrition!
Back it up, liar.
#43 Whoops. The LYING Troll Guttermouth spoke too soon.
Submitted by The Vet FKA JWF on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 11:10am.
What were you saying about backing it up? You betting everything is gone from google? YOU LOSE.
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Time's Sullivan Impatient That 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Not ...
Feb 11, 2009 ... Wed, 02/11/2009 - 17:51 ET by guttermouth. I accused a woman who has thousands of posts on this site of neglecting her 3 young children who ...
newsbusters.org/?q=blogs/ken-shepherd/2009/02/11/times...dont...
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IT. IS. DONE. BACKED. UP.
Go threaten some women's children just like you used to do. Pedophile stalker. I have proved you are a sick freakshow over and over again.
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Yeah, I get it February 5, 2009 - 19:56 ET by guttermouth
I get that you have 5 kids and you love the little things and they're the sunshine in your life and you can't imagine losing even one of them and oh, why doesn't everyone think the way you do and if we all did we'd just be one big happy family living on this earth..
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 20:39 ET by guttermouth
Sorry. Every hear of birth control?
Atheist = no messiah. Get it?
Are you this condescending with your kids? How about your husband?
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 21:15 ET by guttermouth
You think that was bad, you should have read what I almost wrote. Hey, what's wrong with not liking children? Just because you like them doesn't mean I have to.
You want to know the most annoying part of this? I actually work on a TV show that every one of your kids watches. They've probably seen my name on screen a hundred times. I bet that just toasts your buns, eh?
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 21:38 ET by guttermouth
Wouldn't that be a total of 1 show then? Chances are I worked on that one too. Anyway, be glad I'm contributing to the delinquency of your children. Otherwise someone else would be...and you should SEE who I work with!!!
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Tue, 02/03/2009 - 17:46 ET by guttermouth
Not that I need to defend myself, but "morons" is directed at every single person on this post who is relating Phelps to Obama. One has nothing to do with the other.
Anyone worried about being banned from this site should talk to a 5 year old. He or she can easily teach you how to set up a new email account. Not exactly rocket science here. Fools. (oops, did I offend again???)
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All Three Morning Shows Skip Cheney Jab That Obama Has Made U.S. ...
Mar 16, 2009 ... I'm understand that guttermouth just plain lonely with nobody to turn ..... I don't care if your kids are Girl Scouts. But the post to which ...++++++
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5 kids?Tue, 02/03/2009 - 20:39 ET by guttermouth
Sorry. Every hear of birth control?
Atheist = no messiah. Get it?
Are you this condescending with your kids? How about your husband?
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Abortion topic solved? | NewsBusters.org Feb 5, 2009 ... Yeah, I get it February 5, 2009 - 19:56 ET by guttermouth. I get that you have 5 kids and you love the little things and they're the ...
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The 16 time retread troll as well as 16 time LIAR here: You also know that in order for blackmail to work, one party must demand moneys from the other.
I posted the definition here more than once.
blackmail -- a : extortion or coercion by threats especially of public exposure or criminal prosecution
FRELL YOU AND YOUR EVERY GOD DAMNED LIE AFTER LIE.
So get it through you God Damned thick frelling skull. You call me a liar. You harass me. And when I apply a little pressure, you go through 20 TROLL TACTICS listed above and then some more I did not list because we can't edit forums.
Then YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO HARASS ME MORE AND MAKE GOD DAMNED BLACKMAIL THREATS.
Why
Because I called your diapered ass nwahs.
FRELL OFF.
I POST WHEN AND WHAT I WANT HERE YOU GOD DAMNED LIAR.
You don't like it?
THEN FRELL OFF.
5 more posts! Didn't like my advice, eh Duh?
You are a God Damned LIAR that tried to Blackmail me and NOW YOU LIE ABOUT THAT TOO.
Frell you and your attempted blackmail and now your attempts to make me the villian in your GOD DAMNED LIES.
FRELL OFF.
My five small posts here don't even start to compare the the voluminous SPEW you post every day while in the pay of others. FRELL OFF
SO FRELL OFF YOU BLACKMAILING PISANT NOTHING TROLL.
YOUR REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO DEMONIZE ME IN THE FACE OF YOU LYING AND LYING AND LYING AND ATTEMPTED BLACKMAIL AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
SO FRELL OFF.
GOT IT YET?
Duh, I can't frell off with you following me around every day, now can I?
FRELL OFF.
YOU ARE A GOD DAMNED BLACKMAILING LIAR THAT STALKS AND THREATENS WOMEN AND THEIR CHILDREN.
Is there anyone that has the tiniest bit of respect left for this lying troll?
First he changes his name to a copy of mine, then tries to blackmail me into backing off responding to him by threatening to keep it that way.
Then after I dare him to keep it that way, and make viscious fun of him, he wimps out and changes it back.
Now he can't even man up and admit he was trying to blackmail me. He is here trying to act as though it was something else and I am crazy for calling a spade a spade.
I want to know if anyone at all has any respect left for this simpering coward.
Friggin' lying coward. It is all he will ever be.
the blackmailing troll Dead Zippers: The Vet's Best Buddy is hardly a copycat of your name...
Your name: The Vet FKA JWF
The blackmailers copycat - The Vet's Best Buddy
The COWARD will lie when the evidence can be pointed out right in front of his eyes.
The LYING stalkertroll that relentlessly talks about other peoples children: Blackmail? Blackmail for what? What could you possibly have that I would want?
The ability to back off pointing out your trollish ways. The ability to stop pointing out how you were banned 15 times for making post after post about OTHER PEOPLES CHILDREN. The ability to stop pointing out your every LIE, your every STUPID, your every fallacious argument. The ability to stop pointing out your abusive lying ways.
THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT. THAT IS WHAT YOU TRIED TO GET BY COERCING ME, BLACKMAILING ME with threats that you would use a derivation of my name to harass me until I stopped pointing out your every lie here.
The creepy blackmailing stalker troll: Oh, I demanded cash. You're making me giggle like a valley girl.
My memory must be escaping me. What exactly were your demands then?
Tell us FREAKSHOW. What were the exact demands you were making that you now deem not blackmail.
Submitted by The Vet FKA JWF on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 2:57am.
Tired of some insane user that has taken offense at your trolling and stupidity and taken to calling you Butt Hurt and Stupid? Don't get mad. Turn up the trollin'. Notch it up baby.
Here are 20 tried and true troll tactics when things get all a butt hurtin'.
The Abridged Troll Bible - New Testament.According to Dead Zippers.
Whoops. I see you already tried number 3 - Whine about threads getting disrupted or mucked up when your troll ways are pointed out. - Satchmo: ...someone with the intent on causing disruption.
Whoops again. Looks like your already tried number 12 - Claim anyone that dare point out your troll ways are actually the trolls not you - Satchmo: From what I see, you are the troll.
Dang. And you took a stab at number 9 - Claiming people that point out your troll ways are in a meltdown or will meltdown soon. - Satchmo: You are mental.
Wow. Are you sure you weren't in on writing the New Testament of the Troll Bible?
Anyhoo. If you burn through those 20 and you butt is still a hurtie poundin'. Have solace. There are still plenty of moves. Try this - change your name to a derivation of the user that is putting the Butt Hurt on you by proving how stupid you are. Then BLACKMAIL him. Tell him you won't change it back until your butt stops a achin'. That is right. BLACKMAIL. That will draw people to your cause.
Finally. When all else fails. Make threatening stalker style posts. Do you know if the user has children or a wife or pets in his yard? Use it against him. ----
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#156 Are you a gun owner?
Submitted by The Original De... on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 11:19pm.
Are you a gun owner? Do your children take the same walking route to school everyday? Does your dog like drinking that tasty blue water? Does your wife still keep her unmentionables in the 2nd drawer from the top of that walnut stain dresser?
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Well, that is all I got. Good luck with that sore red tender hurt butt of yours.
You sure do care an unhealthy amount for other member's rear ends.
There's a psychological name for this condition...I forget what it is...
I told the world how you tried to blackmail me, then peed your pants and ran like a little sissy when I was able to turn your blackmail right back in your face.
Your best response? More pissing and whining.
Screw you Sissy. Change your name back and keep it just like you THREATENED and tried to BLACKMAIL me with. Friggin' COWARD.
Yeah, I am gonna forget all about it. You hold on to that dream huh?
Sissy.
Blackmail? Blackmail for what? What could you possibly have that I would want? It sure ain't your looks and it sure ain't your smarts, sweetheart. I'm not certain you understand the meaning of the term blackmail.
Dead Zippers changed his name to a copycat of mine. Then made demands. He demanded I stop calling him nwahs and balboa or he would never change it back. He demanded I hand over a bag of cash or he would never change it back. He demanded I never respond to him again or he would never change it back. THAT IS CALLED BLACKMAIL.
I turned it back on him by mocking his The Vet's Best Buddy blackmail name by pointing out the old Navy joke about buddies and how my buddy wipes my butt in an excellent manner.
The sissy then changed it again so fast he sprained a finger thus negating his own demands.
YOU ARE A SISSY THAT THREATENED ANOTHER USER AND THEN RAN LIKE THE COWARD YOU ARE.
Now, KEEP PUSHING THE ISSUE.
COWARD.
SISSY.
CHANGE IT BACK AND KEEP IT LIKE YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD.
The Vet's Best Buddy is hardly a copycat of your name, unless you have split personality disorder and consider yourself your own best friend. Nor have you clarified this claim of blackmail you're now pushing.
Oh, I demanded cash. You're making me giggle like a valley girl.
Lates.
I don't give a rat's short hair what you think you can change it into.
You are a coward that thought you could PUSH ME AROUND by blackmailing me with a smartass copy of my name.
You threatened me with keeping it that way.
You pissed your diaper and changed it when you realized it would work against you and I would never let it go.
So FRELL OFF coward.
NOW KEEP PUSHING IT. I CAN KEEP EXPLAINING IT SO THERE WILL BE NO DOUBT WHAT A PISSY WHINY DIAPER WEARING BLACKMAILING WANNABE COWARD YOU ARE.
You're embarrassing yourself again. Put the computer down and give it a rest for the night. I'm going out for a smoke and closing my laptop until morning.
I look forward to further correspondence.
Just like your threatening posts of women users here by tying to scare them off with talk about how you knew the whereabouts of their children. You tried to BLACKMAIL me to get me off your back.
You THREATENED to maintain the derivation of my name unless I stopped calling you nwahs.
Like the coward you are, you could not even back up the threat.
YOU ARE A SISSY AND A COWARD. IT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE.
YOU HARASS WOMEN. YOU THREATEN THEIR CHILDREN. YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO HARASS OTHER USERS.
BECAUSE YOU ARE A COWARD THAT CAN'T ACT LIKE AN ADULT AROUND OTHER PEOPLE.
blackmail -- 2 a : extortion or coercion by threats especially of public exposure or criminal prosecution
1100 views and not one post.
Gosh, I'm starting to feel bad for you.
Now do you get that no one is interested?
No need to jump on board when the master is on his game.
MD
Trollie calls me Betty, cutie-pie, says I talk like a teenage girl, calls me a troll, a liar, sez everyone laughs at me, calls me psycho, insane, a bully. Blows me off rather than have a rational discussion. Claims I have people following me around like puppets. Fills his diaper over and over because I dared to respond to one of his antithetical posts.
I call trollie by the name of another user a few times.and trollie goes absolutely batpoo by stealing my identity. The first time any troll has done that ever on this site.
Whatever nwahs. Keep shredding what little respect you had here. I am calling your little bluff right here, right now. I will continue to call you Dead Zippers as long as you have your arkasaszippers account active.. And I will continue to call you nwahs as long as you continue to act like him. What is your next troll move nwahs? You can't back down from this little stunt because you put conditions on it by saying you did it just because I dared call you a name of a banned troll. nwahs. Dead Zippers. DiaperBoy.
trollies don't think things through.
And get your damn hand out of your diaper. How many times do we have to tell you?
See my post above.
What is it like trollie? Losing face like that. You thought you could cow The Vet into leaving you free to spread your nonstop bull here by co-opting his name with your every post. I called your bluff and you blinked just like the DiaperBoy I have been calling you for a week.
face - 6a. Value or standing in the eyes of others; prestige: lose face.
cow - To frighten with threats or a show of force
What's it like trollie? Eating troll crow with a big ol' slice of The Vet's shame on the side?
eat crow US and Canadian informal to be forced to do something humiliating
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not reformed.
He just activated a sleeper account.
ADK http://newsbusters.org/users/adk
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