12 Days of Christmas (Newsbusters version)
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On the first day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
A nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the second day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Two inner chuckles and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the third day of Christmas Duh Vet game to me
Three new lies, two inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Fourth day of Christmas Duh Vet gave to me
Four repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Fifth day of Christmas Duh Vet gave to me
Five filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Sixth day of Christmas Duh Vet gave to me
Six anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Seventh day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Seven derailed threads, 6 anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Eighth day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Eight George Bush defenses, 7 derailed threads, 6 anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Ninth day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Nine more new nicknames, 8 George Bush defenses, 7 derailed threads, 6 anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Tenth day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Ten violent outbursts, 9 more new nicknames, 8 George Bush defenses, 7 derailed threads, 6 anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Eleven NB enemies, 10 violent outbursts, 9 more new nicknames, 8 George Bush defenses, 7 derailed threads, 6 anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, Duh Vet gave to me
Twelve new NB friends, 11 NB enemies, 10 violent outbursts, 9 more new nicknames, 8 George Bush defenses, 7 derailed threads, 6 anthrax filled letters, 5 filthy fleas...4 repeat posts, 3 new lies, 2 inner chuckles, and a nickname that has nothing to do with me.
Whiny little t**** baby Girlyman is too much of a coward to address what I have to say to his sissy butt. Because YOU ARE A COWARD JUST LIKE NWAHS.
#181 Don't go away mad Butt Hurt Stupid Satchmo troll.Submitted by The Vet on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 2:57am.
Tired of some insane user that has taken offense at your trolling and stupidity and taken to calling you Butt Hurt and Stupid? Don't get mad. Turn up the trollin'. Notch it up baby.
Here are 20 tried and true troll tactics when things get all a butt hurtin'.
The Abridged Troll Bible - New Testament.According to Dead Zippers.
Whoops. I see you already tried number 3 - Whine about threads getting disrupted or mucked up when your troll ways are pointed out. - Satchmo: ...someone with the intent on causing disruption.
Whoops again. Looks like your already tried number 12 - Claim anyone that dare point out your troll ways are actually the trolls not you - Satchmo: From what I see, you are the troll.
Dang. And you took a stab at number 9 - Claiming people that point out your troll ways are in a meltdown or will meltdown soon. - Satchmo: You are mental.
Wow. Are you sure you weren't in on writing the New Testament of the Troll Bible?
Anyhoo. If you burn through those 20 and you butt is still a hurtie poundin'. Have solace. There are still plenty of moves. Try this - change your name to a derivation of the user that is putting the Butt Hurt on you by proving how stupid you are. Then BLACKMAIL him. Tell him you won't change it back until your butt stops a achin'. That is right. BLACKMAIL. That will draw people to your cause.
Finally. When all else fails. Make threatening stalker style posts. Do you know if the user has children or a wife or pets in his yard? Use it against him. ----
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#156 Are you a gun owner?
Submitted by The Original De... on Thu, 12/09/2010 - 11:19pm.
Are you a gun owner? Do your children take the same walking route to school everyday? Does your dog like drinking that tasty blue water? Does your wife still keep her unmentionables in the 2nd drawer from the top of that walnut stain dresser?
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Well, that is all I got. Good luck with that sore red tender hurt butt of yours.
#182 Thank you VetSubmitted by Rukus on Sat, 12/11/2010 - 12:53pm.
I'm done with his dumb ass. Thank you sir, skin him if he show's back up sir. frellin'g ba*tard he is... Hoo rah!!!
Gary
Welcome to NB 2.0... and you thought re-gifted fruit cake was yummy.
Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/12/10/huffington-post-blogger-charged-incest?page=1#ixzz18toe74YT What if it was consensual? --Satchmo, on screwing one's own daughter #162 You would think someone would not want attention drawn to that.
Submitted by The Vet on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 7:12am.
But yeah, nwahs that proclaims he is not nwahs over and over yet acts exactly like him keeps bringing up posts that he would rather have forgotten.
Only the Butt Hurt Stupid Whiny Little Txxxx Baby And a Girly Man Diaper Troll would be stupid enough to bring attention to a post that shows he is just like every other troll evah.
Hey, Butt Hurt Stupid Whiny Little Txxxx Baby And a Girly Man Diaper Troll, stop making your name get longer and longer with the constant neverending nonstop eternal crybaby whines that only spotlight your stupid.
You want to ignore my posts. Hey, guess what I get to do HERE. I told you, you Fat Sack of Mike Bratton to STOP FRELLING WITH ME.
#41 Imus described the Butt Hurt Diaper Troll Dead Zippers.Submitted by The Vet on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 5:34am.
Dead Zippers is a whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man.
I have never ever EVER in my life seen someone whine so hard for so long and still feel he is entitled to and therefor now demands respect.
This is honest to God, the most pathetic display of a whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man ever.
Is this troll connected to any reality at all?
Listen whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man troll, just as you can come here upstairs and gum up any blog you like with 2 or 3 years worth of lie after lie. I get to gum up your precious forums downstairs and there is not a dang thing you can do about it. So ram your hand down deep into those diapers and start digging at those swollen red nads of yours. Because it won't stop.
You just are going to have to keep upping the troll meter one more notch because I AM NOT GOING TO CRAWL OFF YOUR BACK. You got that whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man.
Well now, so far you have tried every troll diversionary tactic in the troll bible just like nwahs, and made up 32 more. That didn't shake me.
Then you tried changing your name to a copycat of mine. Nope. That backfired in a BIG WAY. You back from town buddy? What did you bring me? That didn't shake me either.
Then like the true diaperbaby you are, you go into full on pissy whiny mode because the BIG BAD WORD BULLY laughed at you in your forum and you go and make 16 more forums just like the whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man you are. And just like nwahs.
Stories that move your heart - by nwahs (AKA Deddy Zippers)
Stories that move your heart (for trolls) - by nwahs (AKA Deddy Zippers)
Christmas Charity - by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Christmas Forum 2 - by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Christmas Charity 3- by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Christmas Charity 4 - by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Still not notched up on the trollie meter enough. And still can't shake me. Just like nwahs.
But no no no. You are are not nwahs. You will whine and moan and cry and pee right in your diaper right in front of us if we say that. You is liar, word bully. Liar you is. But then what is your very next move. Why, it is to create a forum that is nothing but a FAKE SONG dedicated to slurring me.
Just like nwahs. Change the lyrics to a song to a slur on me.
Major fail, Popeye --- by nwahs (AKA Deddy Zippers)
12 Days of Christmas (Newsbusters version) --- by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Just like nwahs. Both of them lyrics to songs. Both changed to slur me.
But you tell us over and over again little girly man. You tell us how you are not nwahs.
But wait, no no no. You still can't shake me. Time to notch it up.
nwahs started to call me a phony sailor. What is your move? Why call me a MURDERING TERRORIST. Just like nwahs. Yep, I mail letters with anthrax. Just like nwahs.
But you jump up and down, you scream liar at the top of your lungs, you iz nah nwahs. The word bully is a big fat liar. You are just repeating EVERY SINGLE MOVE HE MADE. Thaz all. And why, tell us why. Because the big bad word bully called you a name. Or 2. But that is not allowed. Only Dead Zippers was allowed to call people names and that was only before he PROCLAIMED to the world he was reformed.
What is next whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man ? Because there are only a few moves left in the nwahs playbook now. And one of them will get you banned before the sun sets.
whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man. Shut up and go away. You can't even troll correctly. Whining like a little baby because you were not taken serious and chose laughed at you.
Lookee at that poor little Butt Hurt Diaper troll. You created yet another forum the copies EXACTLY what nwahs did but no no no You is not nwahs. You keep telling us over and over you is not. Liars! you sez. Lie. You lie word bully.
c. Name's not zippers, name's not nwahs...
d. I am neither nwahs nor arkansaszippers, and despite zero proof...
e. Every time you call me zippers it is a lie. Every time you call me nwahs it is a lie.
f. I am not, nor have ever been ... nwahs.
g. I am not nwahs, I am not zippers...
Well. Lookee at what nwahs had just for The Vet.
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Major fail, PopeyeUseful lyrics:
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm one tough Gazookus
Which hates all Palookas
Wot ain't on the up and square.
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
But none of 'em gets nowhere.
If anyone dares to risk my "Fisk",
It's "Boff" an' it's "Wham" un'erstan'?
So keep "Good Be-hav-or"
That's your one life saver
With Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
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nwahs took a song and changed the lyrics to slur The Vet. What was it again you did here? Didn't I tell you to think things through.
Say it again nwahs. Say you are not nwahs. Say it. Tell us all. You is not. Lies! Liar! Not nwahs. Just look, act, smell, sound, walk, talk, poop, and pick your nose exactly like is him is all.
What did I tell you Retard? Did I not tell you to come up with something new? Huh? Retard? So what did you do? You go and reinforce the image, the claim, that you are nwahs. Now, you took away your complaint, your replies that your are nwahs. Just walked up and emptied that little gun. And handed all the bullets right over to those that hate your frelling guts.
Gawd Dang, you are one frelling stupid little whiny Txxxx Baby and a Girly Man. Did I or did I not tell you to stay away from The Vet? Huh? nwahs. Now, you don't wanna listen. You think you are smarter than The Vet. And what do you get for it. Another wasted bullet in your trollie gun. Pissed away. Pissed away acting JUST LIKE NWAHS.
Retard.
nwahs.
Say it. Tell us again. You are not nwahs. Then copy his next move before he got himself banned.
Do it.
Sissy.
Girly man.
nwahs.
Is calling me a retard the best you can come up with?
Your distracting bullshit posts where you pick out one tiny word or sentence out of a post don't work when you are in my house Retard. You last word piffle posts fall on deaf ears here Retard. You can pretend you did not read every word I wrote Retard. But EVERYONE that comes here knows exactly what I said Retard.
You look, act, smell, sound, walk, talk, poop, and pick your nose JUST LIKE NWAHS..
You piss your diaper and create new forums when I arrive JUST LIKE NWAHS.
You piss your diaper and create fake songs about me JUST LIKE NWAHS.
You piss your diaper and engage in rank hypocrisy JUST LIKE NWAHS.
You lie, cheat, steal and piss your diaper JUST LIKE NWAHS.
YOU ARE NWAHS. RE-FRIGGIN-TARD.
So you want to play your games JUST LIKE NWAHS. It only gives me reason TO SAY IT AGAIN IN ANOTHER WAY.
So just for you nwahs the retard, yes that is the best I got. For everyone else, read my posts. This chickensnit little t**** baby and girlyman that thinks he can come here with his one line riposte will get shut down. Because I don't stop. Ever.
Fail RETARD Fail again.
I frelling warned you time and again to STOP FRELLING WITH ME. You don't listen. Then die on your frelling sword. But now, you think your bullshit distracting reposte will get people suddenly to think you got some kind of wieght to balance the hammer I smack you with over and over. You are stupid. You frelling stupid. And you have no wit. NONE. Because you are frelling stupid. But you could have figured that out months ago when you first started to insult and throw your stupid one line bullshit comebacks instead of engaging me in a real conversations. Nah, you thought it would be better to lie because engaging me in real conversation means telling the truth. Something your PARTISAN ass knows nothing about.
I am going to tell you again. STOP FRELLING WITH ME.
That's certainly a valid question. Pointing out the obvious doesn't take a whole lot of effort, does it?
I believe Duh referred to nwahs as a retard because he had MS or cerebral palsy as a kid.
I spent much of my youth playing baseball, football, skiing, skateboarding, snowboarding...
Not exactly activities inviting those with physical disabilities, eh?
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You lie and make up personal stories surrounding 9/11, you like and make up personal stories about ficticious gay men dying, you lie about everything that surrounds you JUST LIKE NWAHS. nwahs lied about about being born with CP. YOU ARE NWAHS RETARD.
YOU. RETARD.
What did I tell you about your bullshit riposte posts? THEY DON'T WORK HERE.
YOU. ARE. A. RETARD.
BY THE WAY RETARD. YOO HOO. RETARD. YOU. DEDDY. RETARD. LOOKS LIKE YOU GET SMACKED WITH THE STUPID STICK.
Let's quote the RETARD - he had MS or cerebral palsy as a kid.
Had MS as a kid huh RETARD? Did he now? RETARD? Did he? Huh?
MS is more common in women and in Caucasians. The average age of onset is between 20 and 40, but the disorder may develop at any age.
Sounds like you, you act like a little child with you overflowing pissy diaper dripping on the linoleum.
Idiot whiny little t**** baby. Say it again nwahs. Yeah, everyone here thinks I was talking about nwahs. Retard. Retard that can't manage nothing smart or witty so he lies.
WHO DO YOU THINK IS BUYING YOUR LIES?
nwahs.
What is next in the nwahs playbook?
Huh, nwahs?
Friggin' crybaby.
I'm tickled, Duh.
I don't post to impress you. I post to show the entire planet what a little chickensnit coward you are. You don't have a thing to counter what I say because it is the truth.
All you got are your balboa style ripostes. Just another crypto-dummy. Not even trying to defend yourself.
So frell off for all I care. You are not even needed here. You certainly aren't contributing. Milquetoast. Coward. Sissy. Girlyman. Whiny little t**** baby.
What is your next move coward. How you gonna ramp it up? Huh? Sissy.
Why don't you change you name to a copycat of mine again. Sissy. You THREATENED to keep it that way. I DARED you to keep it. You ran like the litte effeminate sissy limp noodle sissy you are.
Now I am documenting your EVERY SINGLE LIE. And you got nothing girlyman. Not a damn thing to say about them. Because you are a coward.
So keep it up with your balboa posts. Show the planet you will just lie there while you get slapped around with your own lies and trolling.
oh, I is sissy tickled duh.
Wow, the brainpower behind that post. Whatever can we counter with.
Wussy.
nwahs troll.
I told you GIRLYMAN.
YOUR PIFFLE LAST WORD POSTS MEAN NOTHING IN THE BASEMENT. There is no crowd to tire of your bullshit answers to posters with respect.
It's my forum, Duh. Look at the top and read my name.
I get the final word.
#45 Imus described the Butt Hurt Diaper Troll Dead Zippers.
Submitted by The Vet on Thu, 12/23/2010 - 5:34am.
Dead Zippers is a whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man.
I have never ever EVER in my life seen someone whine so hard for so long and still feel he is entitled to and therefor now demands respect.
This is honest to God, the most pathetic display of a whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man ever.
Is this troll connected to any reality at all?
Listen whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man troll, just as you can come here upstairs and gum up any blog you like with 2 or 3 years worth of lie after lie. I get to gum up your precious forums downstairs and there is not a dang thing you can do about it. So ram your hand down deep into those diapers and start digging at those swollen red nads of yours. Because it won't stop.
You just are going to have to keep upping the troll meter one more notch because I AM NOT GOING TO CRAWL OFF YOUR BACK. You got that whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man.
Well now, so far you have tried every troll diversionary tactic in the troll bible just like nwahs, and made up 32 more. That didn't shake me.
Then you tried changing your name to a copycat of mine. Nope. That backfired in a BIG WAY. You back from town buddy? What did you bring me? That didn't shake me either.
Then like the true diaperbaby you are, you go into full on pissy whiny mode because the BIG BAD WORD BULLY laughed at you in your forum and you go and make 16 more forums just like the whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man you are. And just like nwahs.
Stories that move your heart - by nwahs (AKA Deddy Zippers)
Stories that move your heart (for trolls) - by nwahs (AKA Deddy Zippers)
Christmas Charity - by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Christmas Forum 2 - by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Christmas Charity 3- by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Christmas Charity 4 - by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Still not notched up on the trollie meter enough. And still can't shake me. Just like nwahs.
But no no no. You are are not nwahs. You will whine and moan and cry and pee right in your diaper right in front of us if we say that. You is liar, word bully. Liar you is. But then what is your very next move. Why, it is to create a forum that is nothing but a FAKE SONG dedicated to slurring me.
Just like nwahs. Change the lyrics to a song to a slur on me.
Major fail, Popeye --- by nwahs (AKA Deddy Zippers)
12 Days of Christmas (Newsbusters version) --- by Deddy Zippers (FKA nwahs)
Just like nwahs. Both of them lyrics to songs. Both changed to slur me.
But you tell us over and over again little girly man. You tell us how you are not nwahs.
But wait, no no no. You still can't shake me. Time to notch it up.
nwahs started to call me a phony sailor. What is your move? Why call me a MURDERING TERRORIST. Just like nwahs. Yep, I mail letters with anthrax. Just like nwahs.
But you jump up and down, you scream liar at the top of your lungs, you iz nah nwahs. The word bully is a big fat liar. You are just repeating EVERY SINGLE MOVE HE MADE. Thaz all. And why, tell us why. Because the big bad word bully called you a name. Or 2. But that is not allowed. Only Dead Zippers was allowed to call people names and that was only before he PROCLAIMED to the world he was reformed.
What is next whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man ? Because there are only a few moves left in the nwahs playbook now. And one of them will get you banned before the sun sets.
whiny little [check here} baby and a girly man. Shut up and go away. You can't even troll correctly. Whining like a little baby because you were not taken serious and chose laughed at you.
Man you type fast!
Or did you just copy and paste the last spam?
I suspect you did.
Here's an idea for a little experiment. Get yourself a click counter and just see how many people click the links you've spammed us with. You can see just how many people are interested (or not).
Come on diaper trollie. Count for The Vet. Do it. Do it for The Vet. The Butt Hurt Stupid Satchmo Troll has problems getting to number 2. How high can you count trollie?
Dead Zippers; 1100 views and not one post.
Dead Zippers: 5 more posts! Didn't like my advice, eh Duh?
Dead Zippers: Wow! 5 more delinquent messages.
Dead Zippers: Get yourself a click counter and just see how many people click the links...
This thread is getting kinda long.
Should we start a new one?
No, the Vet was referring to you. I think he's made that very clear. And you pretty much bolster his case every time you post something.
Not one of them called me a terrorist or a murderer.
I am out here. If the Admins on this site won't ban you, then they deserve you.
You win troll. Enjoy NewsBusters because I am not going to stand around and let a scum sucking LIAR call me a murderer no matter how bad I hurt his feelings by joking about his molesting a minature donkey.
I will be back when this troll is gone.
Oh you were just kidding???
What else have you just been kidding about?
I'd love to know the difference between your jokes and your lies.
On the Sixth day of Christmas Duh Vet gave to me Six anthrax filled letters
Yep. Now I am a stone cold murderer. Man, the sense of humor the comes from Dead Zippers. Unbelievable.
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The 2001 anthrax attacks in the United States, also known as Amerithrax from its Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) case name, occurred over the course of several weeks beginning on September 18, 2001, one week after the September 11 attacks. Letters containing anthrax spores were mailed to several news media offices and two Democratic U.S. Senators, killing five people and infecting 17 others. The ensuing investigation became "one of the largest and most complex in the history of law enforcement."[1] - wikipedia
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Yep. The Vet - terrorist, murderer of 5 people. Let's all get the chuckles about that.
Did you like my new version of the 12 Days?
Nothing like being called a murdering terrorist from a snitbag troll.
I can't wait until they finally ban you.
Oh what's the matter? Are Duh's feelings hurt? It was funny when you said I had sex with a donkey in a live nativity scene, but Duh gets angry when someone writes a holiday satire about him.
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Frell you troll right up your
53. ...next time you call someone an asshole, at least have the guts to spell it out. --- guttless wonder sez wut?
a.guttermouth: ...have my A$$ KICKED....
b.berthuggins: ...something like "I just kicked your a$$...
c. Dead Zippers: ......laughing his a$$ off at you.
Paranoia will destroy ya.
Dead Zippers: Did you notice how many people looked at that pompous, self gratifying forum you created for me?
Dead Zippers: You've made posting in others' absence an obsession.
Dead Zippers: Yes, exactly. You have a sick, sick obsession with me. And you're lying.
Dead Zippers: I must really be a thorn in your side for you to be so obsessed with me
Dead Zippers: ...Says Newsbusters' resident stalker.
Dead Zippers: Speaking of sick obsessions...
Dead Zippers: The date stamps of your posts can only mean you have a sick obsession with me.
Dead Zippers: Did you notice how many people looked at that pompous, self gratifying forum you created for me?
Dead Zippers: Did you notice how many people looked at that pompous, self gratifying forum you created for me?
Dead Zippers: Did you notice how many people looked at that pompous, self gratifying forum you created for me?
Dead Zippers: Did you notice how many people looked at that pompous, self gratifying forum you created for me?
I think I still like this version the best, though.
Great version, QM. Nice to see you back here - it's been a while. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you too! :)
Hoping to get back into the fray after the first of the year. Depends on how the libs are behaving. ;)
Had I seen your version first I would have tried much harder.
It's a good thing you don't have my email address, because I know you'd be that person whose Youtube vids are always so good that I can't avoid clicking them. Hey, wait!
Anyway, that's a great performance. Keep sharing that one.
Those guys totally make you look like a slacker.
Go check your e-mail.
:-p
Ho Lee Crap
On the Sixth day of Christmas Duh Vet gave to me Six anthrax filled letters.
Nothing like being accused of terrorism and killing 5 people to bring out the chuckles
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